Today is Monday, and that’s reason enough for me to hate it.
Monday is the root of all evil.
Monday is great if I can spend it in bed. I’m a man of simple pleasures, really. – Arthur Darvill
Don’t let Monday bring you down peeps
There are no miracles on Mondays. – Amy Neftzger
Some days, it just doesn’t pay to get out of bed. – Jim Butcher
Mondays are mundane, like Tuesdays minus 24 hours. – Jarod Kintz
There is nothing more dreadful than having to go walking on one’s own on Monday. – Thomas Bernhard
Mondays are a lot like getting fat. They make you feel sad, sometimes angry and there is not much scope for liking either fat or Mondays for any reason. – Gary Moll
Monday is just a reminder that the weekend has past and there are only a few more days before another weekend gets here.
When I get home I take some sleeping pills and within what seemed like half an hour of unconsciousness it was Monday morning again. – Irvine Welsh
There should be a holiday dedicated to all the brave people who show up to work on Mondays.
The only good thing about seeing my coworkers on Monday is they’re the only people I don’t have to apologize to for my weekend behavior.
If each day was a gift, I would like to know where to return Monday.
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