Obesity Quotes, Sayings about being fat

Obesity is very easy to catch.

–They can’t run very fast.

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Q. How many calories are there in a piece of chocolate?
A. Who cares?

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Good things come to those who wait.
But bad things come to those who “weight.”

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Funny obesity advice:

If it tastes good, It’s trying to kill you.

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If you really want to be depressed, weigh yourself in grams.

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Obesity affects every aspect of a people’s lives, from health to relationships.

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Obesity is a disease. It makes everything taste good except salad.

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You know who they’re blaming for global warming now? This is true. Fat people.

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A diabetic walks into a bakery as asks the girl behind the counter, “What do you have that is safe for diabetics?”
The baker says, “Everything. As long as you don’t put it in your mouth.”

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Teacher: When you think of Greece, what is the first thing that comes to your mind?
Chubby student: French fries.

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Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what’s for lunch.

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Every day the fat woman dies a series of small deaths.

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About eighty percent of the food on shelves of supermarkets today didn’t exist 100 years ago.

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The teacher asked a somewhat fleshy girl, “What is your favorite animal?”
The girl replied with enthusiasm, “Fried chicken!”

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I’m on grapefruit diet. I eat everything but grapefruit.

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If being overweight is a sign of wealth, then I am filthy rich.

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Obesity is a disease.

Is it a disease?

Yes, a mouth disease!!!

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The rise of childhood obesity has placed the health of an entire generation at risk.

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More die in the United States of too much food than of too little

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A recent survey or North American males found 42% were overweight, 34% were critically obese and 8% ate the survey.

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There are worse things than being fat, and one of them is worrying about it all the time

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When short hemlines came back into fashion, my old girlfriend dug an
old mini skirt out of her closet.
She tried it on, but couldn’t figure out what to do with her other leg.

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What’s a vampire’s favorite fast food?
A guy with very high blood pressure.

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What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
A: Crisp Cringle.
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Q: Dear Tons of Fun:

I’m a skinny minnie who wants to catch the obesity disease. Can you give me some weight gain tips?
A: Dear Skinny Minnie:

Eat eat a lot of junk food, and sit on the couch watching TV all day long every day. Eat just before you go to sleep is best!
You should also study Sumo Wrestlers, and emulate their habits.
You can do it!
Sincerely,
TONS OF FUN

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Old gluttons never die, they just waist away.

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Obesity is a dying “weigh” of life.

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“Live each day like it were your last.” sounded like great advice.

Until I started eating my own weight in bacon cheeseburgers and fries every day and now I’m dying from obesity and diabetes.

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It’s not that diabetes, heart disease and obesity runs in your family. It’s that no one runs in your family.

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How does a woman go from a slender size 8 to a big fat size 16?

How does she double in size?
It’s simple math:
She 8 and 8 (ATE AND ATE).
(8 + 8 = 16) (And ate plus ate = (size) 16

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