Old Age Quotes, Sayings about being old
Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you’re in it, but the longer you stay in, the more wrinkled you get.
Growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional.
The first 40 years of your childhood are always the hardest.
Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life.
– Muhammad Ali
Age is just a number? Yeah and weed is just a plant!!!!!
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
– Mark Twain
The old believe everything; the middle- aged suspect everything; the young know everything!
– Jack Benny
Age is no guarantee of maturity.
My grandkids believe I’m the oldest thing in the world. And after two or three hours with them, I believe it, too.
– Gene Perret
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
– Groucho Marx
From birth to age 18, a girl needs good parents. From 18 to 35, she needs good looks. From 35 to 55, she needs a good personality. From 55 on, she needs good cash.
Young men’s minds are always changeable, but when an old man is concerned in a matter, he looks both before and after.
At 8 yrs of age, we can’t wait to be 10; there are two digits.
At 10 yrs of age, we can’t wait to be 13; officially a teenager.
At 13 yrs of age, we can’t wait to be 16; the age which we can drive.
At 16 yrs of age, we can’t wait to be 18; legally an adult, able to vote.
At 18 yrs of age, we can’t wait to be 21; legally able to purchase and consume alcoholic beverages.
After 21 yrs of age, we forget our age.
Every man desires to live long, but no man wishes to be old.
– Jonathan Swift