Sometimes the people you think don’t want to talk to you, are the ones waiting for you to talk to them.
I pretended to look around, but I was actually looking at you.
You’re 12, you should be loosing teeth. Not your virginity.
Chinese: Me not come to work, me sick. Boss: When I’m sick I have sex with my wife, try it. Later Chinese called back: It worked. Me better. You got nice house!
If you’re born in September, it’s pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a “Bang”.
They say you shouldn’t lie to your doctor. But admit it, if they ask if you’ve ever had sex, and your mom is right there, you’re gonna say no.
Men use love to get sex. Women use sex to get love. Me? I use coupons to get pizza.
Safe sex is great sex, better wear a latex cos you don’t want that late text… that I think I’m late text.
Tolerance is the highest degree of your strength, and desire to take revenge is the first sign of weakness.
I don’t have a short temper I just have a low tolerance for stupidity, immaturity & ignorance.
Tolerance & patience should not be read as signs of weakness. They are signs of strength.
Tolerance is giving to every other human being every right that you claim for yourself.
– Robert Green Ingersoll
Tolerance implies a respect for another person, not because he is wrong or even because he is right, but because he is human.
Being nice to someone you dislike doesn’t mean you’re a fake, It means you are mature enough to tolerate your dislike towards them..
Go where you’re admired, not where you’re tolerated. If they don’t appreciate you, it’s time to find people who do. If you’re brave enough to say goodbye life will reward you with a new hello.
Just remember; that whatever you put up with, you end up with.
When you find peace within yourself, you become the kind of person who can live at peace with others.
When someone treats you like an option, help them narrow their choices by removing yourself from the equation. It’s that simple.
If you live your life as if everything is about you. You will be left with just that. Just you.
Oh, I’m sorry. I forgot I only exist to you when you need something.
Don’t ask me to do something for you that you wouldn’t do for me.
If you allow people to make more withdrawals than deposits in your life, you will be out of balance and in the negative. Know when yo close your account.
Relationships aren’t designed for selfish individuals.
Selfish people only have themselves in the end.
Happiness doesn’t come through selfishness, but through selflessness. Everything you do comes back around.