The moment a child is born, the mother is also born. She never existed before. The woman existed, but the mother, never. A mother is something absolutely new.
I’m in love with a child I haven’t yet met.
The movement of life inside you…There is no better feeling.
Work like a captain, play like a pirate.
Keep calm and say ‘Arrr’.
Dad’s favorite sayings
10) When I was your age…
9) A little bit of dirt never hurt anyone.
8) Go ask your mother.
7) Were you raised in barn?
6) You don’t know what hard work is.
5) It builds character.
4) Don’t make me stop this car!
3) You’re grounder till you’re thirty.
2) Money doesn’t grow on trees.
1) Because I said so.
Sarcasm, because beating the crap out of people is illegal
The awkward moment when your sarcasm is so advanced that people actually think you are stupid.
Retired: Knows it all and has lots of time to tell you.
Retirement is wonderful. It’s doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.
Shame is a fitter and generally a more effectual punishment for a child than beating.
- Samuel Richardson
Don’t judge. Behind every person, there’s always a reason why they are the way they are.
Care less, lose stress.
The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth.
The obsessive pursuit of happiness may become a source of unhappiness.
Those “friends” that leave when you are down, were never with you to begin with. They were with your success, not your ethos.
When a dog sees its owner, its brain secretes the same substances as ours when we are in love.
Shame may restrain what law does not prohibit.
Don’t wait for people to be friendly, show them how.
Sometimes God doesn’t change your situation because He’s trying to change your heart.
Nobody’s perfect. Everyone makes mistakes. But some mistakes will teach you great lessons and make you a better person.
Excuses are for people who don’t want it bad enough.
Don’t waste time on revenge. The people who hurt you will eventually face their own karma.
Those that talk down to you are just trying to walk tall by making you feel small. Rise above.