Laughter is the best medicine but if you laugh for no reason, you need medicine.
Hardest thing ever?
Controlling your laughter at serious times.
All that I’m after is a life full of laughter.
The best kinds of laughter:
1. Laughing so hard you laugh becomes silent.
2. Feeling a 6 pack coming.
3. Tears coming out of your eyes.
If you laugh a lot, when you get older your wrinkles will be in the right places.
Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain.
– Charlie Chaplin
Keep calm and become vegetarian.
If your joy is derived from what society things of you, you’re always going to be disappointed.
I’m sick of making things worse.
I’m sick of being hurt.
I’m sick of crying myself to sleep.
I’m sick of hating everything.
I’m sick of faking a smile.
I’m sick of feeling this way.
I’m sick of letting people down.
I’m sick of being me.
Don’t let society label you.
Welcome to our society. You will be judged on what you wear, which music you listen to, what you look like, how you act, who you hang ’round with, and on practically every other personal trait and imperfection about you, and you’ll be made fun of for being who you are. Enjoy your stay.
Don’t let society manipulate you.
The world is a fine place & worth fighting for.
Imagine if trees gave off Wifi signals, we would be planting so many trees and we’d probably save the planet too. Too bad they only produce the oxygen we breathe.
I don’t want to protect environment. I want to create a world where the environment doesn’t need protection.
When is the best time to plant a tree?
…Twenty years ago. The second best time is…now!
It is ok to doubt what you have been taught to believe.
The worst enemy to creativity is self-doubt.
– Sylvia Plath
The road not taken was not taken for a reason. Trust that you are right where you need to be.
Love doesn’t die because of distance. It dies because of doubt.
I’d rather have a life of “Oh wells” than a life of “What ifs”.
Heart doesn’t know what doubt is, heart doesn’t know what believe is – heart simply knows trust.
Truth hurts; Doubt ruins; Lie destroys.
Women are like volcanoes. Both stay calm for extended periods of time before exploding and killing everything. Then, there’s calm again.
I’ll never understand why once a month, women go completely crazy for 30 days.
You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands. For instance, if they’re placed around your throat she’s probably slightly upset.
When a woman says “do whatever you want” do NOT do whatever you want.
I desperately want to go camping this summer. Preferably in a hotel. With a pool and a SPA.
– Some Woman
If you could reason with religious people, there would be no religious people.