Being a man is not about how tough you are, its about how you control the difficult situations that life confronts you with.
A beautiful woman that can go out and then come home alone and lay in bed alone, is a woman with standards and self control.
You can close your eyes to the things you do not want to see, but you cannot close your heart to the things you do not want to feel.
– Johnny Depp
Daughters are a blessing, especially mine.
Her smile makes me smile. Her laugh is infectious. Her heart is pure and true. Above all I love that she is my daughter.
By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she’s wrong.
Life doesn’t come with a manual. It comes with a mother.
Yes, I do have a beautiful daughter. I also have a gun, a shovel and an alibi.
Just because I never start the conversation doesn’t mean I’m not dying to speak to you.
Everyone has that one person that they will always have something between but will never do anything about it.
Sometimes the people you think don’t want to talk to you, are the ones waiting for you to talk to them.
You’re 12, you should be loosing teeth. Not your virginity.
Chinese: Me not come to work, me sick. Boss: When I’m sick I have sex with my wife, try it. Later Chinese called back: It worked. Me better. You got nice house!
If you’re born in September, it’s pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a “Bang”.
They say you shouldn’t lie to your doctor. But admit it, if they ask if you’ve ever had sex, and your mom is right there, you’re gonna say no.
Men use love to get sex. Women use sex to get love. Me? I use coupons to get pizza.
Safe sex is great sex, better wear a latex cos you don’t want that late text… that I think I’m late text.
Tolerance is the highest degree of your strength, and desire to take revenge is the first sign of weakness.
I don’t have a short temper I just have a low tolerance for stupidity, immaturity & ignorance.
Tolerance & patience should not be read as signs of weakness. They are signs of strength.
Tolerance is giving to every other human being every right that you claim for yourself.
– Robert Green Ingersoll
Tolerance implies a respect for another person, not because he is wrong or even because he is right, but because he is human.
Being nice to someone you dislike doesn’t mean you’re a fake, It means you are mature enough to tolerate your dislike towards them..