Weed is not a drug. It’s a plant. Therefore I’m not a drug dealer. I’m a florist.
Drugs and music are an escape from reality.
Shame, like beauty, is often in the eye of the beholder.
- Julie Burchill
Sometimes the people who know least about you have the most to say. Don’t let their poisonous, fictitious words influence you.
If we want others to listen to our views, we must be willing to listen to theirs.
Sometimes you just need to distance yourself from people and their bullsh*t.
A fear of the unknown keeps a lot of people from leaving bad situations. Don’t let this happen to you!
Weak people revenge. Strong people forgive. Intelligent people ignore.
Just because your life isn’t like what you want it to be, doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy it.
The moment a child is born, the mother is also born. She never existed before. The woman existed, but the mother, never. A mother is something absolutely new.
I’m in love with a child I haven’t yet met.
The movement of life inside you…There is no better feeling.
Work like a captain, play like a pirate.
Keep calm and say ‘Arrr’.
Dad’s favorite sayings
10) When I was your age…
9) A little bit of dirt never hurt anyone.
8) Go ask your mother.
7) Were you raised in barn?
6) You don’t know what hard work is.
5) It builds character.
4) Don’t make me stop this car!
3) You’re grounder till you’re thirty.
2) Money doesn’t grow on trees.
1) Because I said so.
Sarcasm, because beating the crap out of people is illegal
The awkward moment when your sarcasm is so advanced that people actually think you are stupid.
Retired: Knows it all and has lots of time to tell you.
Retirement is wonderful. It’s doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.
Shame is a fitter and generally a more effectual punishment for a child than beating.
- Samuel Richardson
Don’t judge. Behind every person, there’s always a reason why they are the way they are.
Care less, lose stress.
The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth.
The obsessive pursuit of happiness may become a source of unhappiness.