America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair.
– Arnold Toynbee
Giving up doesn’t always mean you are weak, sometimes it means you are strong enough and smart enough to let go.
Cigarettes are a classy way to commit suicide.
All you need is love and more coffee.
It’s always coffee time.
My blood type is coffee.
Today’s To Do:
1. Get up
2. Make coffee
3. Drink coffee
4. Make more coffee
Some coffee + Some thinking = Some great ideas
OCD: Obsessive Coffee Disorder
Coffee drinkers make better lovers.
Coffee: The most important meal of the day.
It is inhumane in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity.
– Dave Barry
The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks.
– Sir James Mackintosh
I don’t understand decaf, it’s like sex without the sex.
– A.C. Van Cherub
The best thing about waking up is knowing…you have another cup of coffee to enjoy.
Depresso: The feeling you get when you’ve run out of coffee.
You can’t buy happiness but you can buy coffee and that’s pretty close.
Men are like Bluetooth connection, when you are beside them, they stay connected but when you are away, they search for new devices.
Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract!
I like my men like I like my coffee. Tied up in a burlap bag and dragged through mountains.
The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated.
– Mahatma Gandhi
To my mind, the life of a lamb is no less precious than that of a human being. The more helpless the creature, the more it is entitled to protection by man from the cruelty of man.
– Mahatma Gandhi
People ear meat and think they will become strong as an ox, forgetting that the ox eats grass.
As long as Man continues to be the ruthless destroyer of lower living beings, he will never know health or peace. For as long as men massacre animals, they will kill each other. Indeed, he who sows the seed of murder and pain cannot reap joy and love.
Christianity: In the beginning there was ultimate being, which created everything.
Atheism: In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.