The only losers in football, are the quitters.
Of what use is your wealth and kingdom if you don’t have the liberation and freedom to be what you want to be.
Volleyball doesn’t only require skills. It also requires a strong fighting heart.
How come I’m still ignored after all I’ve done for you, I gave you my heart because I cared.
All men approve of premarital sex…until they have a daughter.
A home filled with grandchildren is a home filled with love.
Tears are the silent language of grief.
No farewell words were spoken, no time to say goodbye, you were gone before we knew it, and only God knows why.
If a man expects his wife to be an angel in his life, then he should first create a heaven for her!
A wise man will never tell his wife to keep quiet. He will tell her she looks beautiful with her mouth closed.
Worrying is literally betting against yourself.
The reason why daughters love their dad the most is that there is at least one man in the world who will never hurt her.
I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like. It was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato.
Today I saw a baby with a bib that said “This idiot put my cape on backwards”.
The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round.
– G. Perry
When someone says “You two should go out!” and you’re there like…I wish.
That awkward moment when an ugly person says I need my beauty sleep when they really need to hibernate.
That awkward moment when someone skinnier than you says “I’m so fat.” and you stand there like umm…
When I get bored, I look through my entire phone to see if there are any cool options I missed.
Smartphones has already replaced camera, calendars, notebooks, alarm clocks etc in our life, don’t let them replace you in your family.
That awkward moment when you see a 10 year old child with a better phone than yours.
I’ll call it a smart phone the day I yell, Wheres my freaking phone?! and it answers, I’m here! Under your jacket!
Dear cellphone companies, please make a “Unsend my text” option.
Never stop learning, because life never stops teaching.
HOMEWORK Stands for Half of my energy wasted on random knowledge.