Dear alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer… I saw the video… we need to talk.
They say so many people die because of alcohol. Perhaps they never realized how many of them are born because of it.
Anger is our natural defense against pain. So when I say I hate you, it really means “You hurt me”.
When you’re angry, your text speed increases by a ridiculous amount.
Never do anything you are ashamed of and you’ll never have to lie.
The worse thing you can ever do to yourself is to be ashamed of being you just because of what other people will think…that’s a suicide to your existence.
Some people are old at 18, and some are young at 90. Time is a concept that humans created.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m counting the days until I can finally see you.
Be the kind of man you’d like your son to become, the kind of man you would love your daughter to marry for life.
Be the kind of woman you would like your daughter to be, the kind of women you’d love your son to choose for a wife.
If you are irritated by every rub, how will you be polished?
The hardest thing that I’ve ever had to hear was that my child died. The hardest thing that I’ve ever done is to love live everyday since that moment.
Action always beats intention.
Be content to act, and leave the talking to others.
– Baltasar Gracian
There are two victims in every abortion: a dead baby and a dead conscience.
Those awkward days when your best friend isn’t at school and you feel like total loner.
Sometimes it’s better to move on than to hold on to a person who doesn’t understand you. Sometimes your absence will teach what your presence cannot.
Some people are so important in our life, not because we enjoy their company, but because we feel so lonely in their absence.
Anyone who has lost a loved one knows that you don’t recover. Instead, you learn to incorporate their absence and memories into your life and channel your emotional energy toward others, and eventually, your grief will walk beside you instead of consuming you.
My sex life is like a Ferrari…I don’t have a Ferrari.
Sometimes the best way to appreciate something is to be without it for a while.
You act like it’s you against the world but it’s really just you against yourself.
I used to be married but I’m much better now.
Be with someone who brings out the best in you not the stress in you.
Once you realize you deserve better, letting go will be the best decision ever.
The only people who fear death are those with regrets.