Recently Added Quotes - Page 12
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The only losers in football, are the quitters.

Submitted by: Roel Haemers
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Of what use is your wealth and kingdom if you don’t have the liberation and freedom to be what you want to be.
RVM

Submitted by: RVM
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Volleyball doesn’t only require skills. It also requires a strong fighting heart.

Submitted by: JVince
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How come I’m still ignored after all I’ve done for you, I gave you my heart because I cared.

Submitted by: Ouch
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All men approve of premarital sex…until they have a daughter.

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A home filled with grandchildren is a home filled with love.

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Tears are the silent language of grief.

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No farewell words were spoken, no time to say goodbye, you were gone before we knew it, and only God knows why.

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If a man expects his wife to be an angel in his life, then he should first create a heaven for her!

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A wise man will never tell his wife to keep quiet. He will tell her she looks beautiful with her mouth closed.

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Worrying is literally betting against yourself.

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The reason why daughters love their dad the most is that there is at least one man in the world who will never hurt her.

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I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like. It was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato.

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Today I saw a baby with a bib that said “This idiot put my cape on backwards”.

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The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round.
– G. Perry

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When someone says “You two should go out!” and you’re there like…I wish.

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That awkward moment when an ugly person says I need my beauty sleep when they really need to hibernate.

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That awkward moment when someone skinnier than you says “I’m so fat.” and you stand there like umm…

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When I get bored, I look through my entire phone to see if there are any cool options I missed.

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Smartphones has already replaced camera, calendars, notebooks, alarm clocks etc in our life, don’t let them replace you in your family.

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That awkward moment when you see a 10 year old child with a better phone than yours.

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I’ll call it a smart phone the day I yell, Wheres my freaking phone?! and it answers, I’m here! Under your jacket!

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Dear cellphone companies, please make a “Unsend my text” option.

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Never stop learning, because life never stops teaching.

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HOMEWORK Stands for Half of my energy wasted on random knowledge.

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