Don’t worry about the world ending today; its already tomorrow in Australia.
Why destroy this morn, by a past that is dead & gone and a future not yet born!
Why’d the metaphysical chicken cross the road? He didn’t. He astro-projected over it while lucid dreaming, thus avoiding bad karma and reducing his chances of coming back in the next life as a cracked egg, ready for the skillet.
Bungee jumping is suicide with strings attached!
Don’t worry about anything and all those things you should have worried about will just make you smile in the end. “Try it and see.”
All my life I thought air was free until I bought a bag of chips.
Where’s my chips?
Can’t blame me for my trust issues.
You still care.
Girls are too shy to start it so take the chance
When passion meets inspiration an obsession is born.
People, who have known a person for many days but could never spot or appreciate his hidden talent in the first place, are likely to raise their suspicions on seeing him ever winning laurels in the life’s race.
I didn’t stop loving my ex, I just stop believing that we were meant to be.
Choose your words wisely. You can’t put the toothpaste back in the tube.
A man is not perfect if he doesn’t improve.
Commitment is like trust, never commit if you can not make it. Nothing wrong to say no on the face than making someone a fool.
The word !! Sorry !! Make no sense without honest feelings within.
Can I borrow your brain for half an hour, I’m building an idiot.
Some people are so busy with life that they just forget to live.
When people bully you, most of the time its because you’re smart enough to see their mistakes and insecurities.
There are days that make you feel like there is no happiness on the horizon.
The memory of you is like a cobweb that lingers in my mind and stings through my organ of fire.
I will forget you as a nightmare that cripples my mind.
Locks are never manufactured without a key.
Similarly God never give problems without solution.
Only the need is to unlock them.