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I don’t know why they call it a Walk of shame. You just had sex last night and now everyone knows it. Sounds like a Walk of Win to me.

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Don’t let people; places and things determine your moods. Take charge of how you want to feel each and every day.

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A moment of patience in a moment of anger saves a thousand moments of regret.

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Being a man is not about how tough you are, its about how you control the difficult situations that life confronts you with.

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A beautiful woman that can go out and then come home alone and lay in bed alone, is a woman with standards and self control.

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You can close your eyes to the things you do not want to see, but you cannot close your heart to the things you do not want to feel.
– Johnny Depp

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Daughters are a blessing, especially mine.

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Her smile makes me smile. Her laugh is infectious. Her heart is pure and true. Above all I love that she is my daughter.

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By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she’s wrong.

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Life doesn’t come with a manual. It comes with a mother.

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Yes, I do have a beautiful daughter. I also have a gun, a shovel and an alibi.

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Just because I never start the conversation doesn’t mean I’m not dying to speak to you.

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It’s not about what you didn’t feel, it’s about what you didn’t show.

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Everyone has that one person that they will always have something between but will never do anything about it.

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Sometimes the people you think don’t want to talk to you, are the ones waiting for you to talk to them.

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I pretended to look around, but I was actually looking at you.

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You’re 12, you should be loosing teeth. Not your virginity.

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Chinese: Me not come to work, me sick. Boss: When I’m sick I have sex with my wife, try it. Later Chinese called back: It worked. Me better. You got nice house!

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If you’re born in September, it’s pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a “Bang”.

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They say you shouldn’t lie to your doctor. But admit it, if they ask if you’ve ever had sex, and your mom is right there, you’re gonna say no.

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Men use love to get sex. Women use sex to get love. Me? I use coupons to get pizza.

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Safe sex is great sex, better wear a latex cos you don’t want that late text… that I think I’m late text.

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Tolerance is the highest degree of your strength, and desire to take revenge is the first sign of weakness.

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I don’t have a short temper I just have a low tolerance for stupidity, immaturity & ignorance.

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Tolerance & patience should not be read as signs of weakness. They are signs of strength.

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