I love it when I buy a bag of air & the company is nice enough to put some chips in.
I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet.
You will never know the power of yourself until someone hurts you badly.
School may be hard, annoying, and irritating. But admit it, you’re going to miss it when it ends.
Don’t do drugs kids. There’s a time and place for everything. It’s called college.
Graduation Speech: I’d like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy & Paste.
I log out from FB. Reason: I am bored.
After 5 min I signed in. Reason: I am bored.
Fridge full of food, nothing to eat. Wardrobe full of clothes, nothing to wear. Internet full of sites, nothing to go on.
The only time I open my books to do homework is when I can’t think of anything else to do.
Dear brain, please start being able to tell the difference between hungry and bored. Sincerely, I’m getting fat!
That awkward moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with your life any more.
If my room is clean, it means that my internet is not working.
Chances are that when someone is hating on you, it’s not about you at all. It’s about them. It’s their fear, their jealously, their boredom, and their insecurity.
Too young for marriage, too old for games and too smart for players.
I’m the type of girl that puts on her better smile, her better outfit, and better attitude and shows him what he left behind.
A group of idiots led by a wise man can defeat a group of wise people led by an idiot.
Women are leaders everywhere you look, from a CEO to a house wife that holds together a home.
Rejection doesn’t hurt, expectation does. Lying doesn’t kill, denial does. Forgetting doesn’t heal, forgiveness does.
Teenagers are the most misunderstood people on earth. Treated like children but expected to act like adults.
If you’re single, focus on being a better you instead of looking for someone better than your ex. A better you will attract a better next.
Don’t ever believe someone when they promise to never hurt you. Be smart enough to know, that no one can keep that promise forever.
My promise to my Kids: I am not your friend. I am your Mother. I will stalk you, flip out on you, lecture you, drive you insane, be your worst nightmare & hunt you down like a bloodhound when needed because I LOVE YOU! When you understand that, I will know you are a responsible adult. You will never find someone who loves, prays, cares and worries about you more than I do!
If I have a thousand ideas and only one turns out to be good, I am satisfied.
– Alfred Nobel
Girls will be girls! We laugh at the dumbest jokes, go along with the craziest ideas, and still manage to have the best times.
The moment you stop accepting challenges, is the moment your stop moving forward.