I don’t know why they call it a Walk of shame. You just had sex last night and now everyone knows it. Sounds like a Walk of Win to me.
Don’t let people; places and things determine your moods. Take charge of how you want to feel each and every day.
A moment of patience in a moment of anger saves a thousand moments of regret.
Being a man is not about how tough you are, its about how you control the difficult situations that life confronts you with.
A beautiful woman that can go out and then come home alone and lay in bed alone, is a woman with standards and self control.
You can close your eyes to the things you do not want to see, but you cannot close your heart to the things you do not want to feel.
– Johnny Depp
Daughters are a blessing, especially mine.
Her smile makes me smile. Her laugh is infectious. Her heart is pure and true. Above all I love that she is my daughter.
By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she’s wrong.
Life doesn’t come with a manual. It comes with a mother.
Yes, I do have a beautiful daughter. I also have a gun, a shovel and an alibi.
Just because I never start the conversation doesn’t mean I’m not dying to speak to you.
It’s not about what you didn’t feel, it’s about what you didn’t show.
Everyone has that one person that they will always have something between but will never do anything about it.
Sometimes the people you think don’t want to talk to you, are the ones waiting for you to talk to them.
I pretended to look around, but I was actually looking at you.
You’re 12, you should be loosing teeth. Not your virginity.
Chinese: Me not come to work, me sick. Boss: When I’m sick I have sex with my wife, try it. Later Chinese called back: It worked. Me better. You got nice house!
If you’re born in September, it’s pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a “Bang”.
They say you shouldn’t lie to your doctor. But admit it, if they ask if you’ve ever had sex, and your mom is right there, you’re gonna say no.
Men use love to get sex. Women use sex to get love. Me? I use coupons to get pizza.
Safe sex is great sex, better wear a latex cos you don’t want that late text… that I think I’m late text.
Tolerance is the highest degree of your strength, and desire to take revenge is the first sign of weakness.
I don’t have a short temper I just have a low tolerance for stupidity, immaturity & ignorance.
Tolerance & patience should not be read as signs of weakness. They are signs of strength.