Pet Quotes, Sayings about Animals - Page 3

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I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it’s such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her.
– Ellen DeGeneres

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Pretending to die in front of your pet, to see if it tries to save you.

Forcing your pets to spend time with you by closing the door.

Our perfect companions never have fewer than four feet.

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Animals don’t hate, and we’re supposed to be better than them.
– Elvis Presley

To my mind, the life of a lamb is no less precious than that of a human being.
Mahatma Gandhi

I don’t understand people who don’t touch their pets. Their cat or dog is called a pet for a reason.
Jarod Kintz

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Sometimes, your pet picks you.
– Julie Wenzel

Four legs good, two legs bad.
– George Orwell

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Thank goodness pets cant talk, they all know too much.

That moment of heartbreak when your pet jumps off your bed and leaves the room.

I just want someone to love me as much as I love my Pet.

The kind man feeds his beast before sitting down to dinner.

All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed.
For after all, he was only human. He wasn’t a dog.
Charles M. Schulz

Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.
Dave Barry

The problem with loving is that pets don’t last long enough and people last too long.
– E E Cummings

If nudity of the body is modernism, then animals are more modern than humans.

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The awkward moment when you realize Valentines day is approaching fast and the only one who loves you is your pet.

Sometimes losing a pet is more painful than losing a human because in the case of the pet, you were not pretending to love it.”
– Amy Sedaris

Nothing gives me quite so much joy as when people tell me they’ve had their pets spayed or neutered.
– Bob Barker

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