I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey. – Mark Twain
Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid. – Rodney Dangerfield
We all love animals. Why do we call some ‘pets’ and others ‘dinner?’ – K.D. Lang
I gave my beauty and my youth to men. I am going to give my wisdom and experience to animals. – Brigitte Bardot
Man, unlike animals, has never learned that the sole purpose in life is to enjoy it. – Samuel Butler
Animals don’t hate, and we’re supposed to be better than them. – Elvis Presley
A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. – Hazel Nicholson
The trouble with loving is that pets don’t last long enough and people last too long.
I hate a word like pets: it sounds so much Like something with no living of its own. – Elizabeth Jennings
Pets are humanizing. They remind us we have an obligation and responsibility to preserve and nurture and care for all life. – James Cromwell
Our pets are our family. – Ana Monnar
Petting, scratching, and cuddling a dog could be as soothing to the mind and heart as deep meditation and almost as good for the soul as prayer. – Dean Koontz
Sometimes losing a pet is more painful than losing a human because in the case of the pet, you were not pretending to love it.” – Amy Sedaris
Forcing your pets to spend time with you by closing the door.
Pretending to die in front of your pet, to see if it tries to save you.
I don’t understand people who don’t touch their pets. Their cat or dog is called a pet for a reason.?” – Jarod Kintz
Our perfect companions never have fewer than four feet. – Colette
Four legs good, two legs bad. – George Orwell
The kind man feeds his beast before sitting down to dinner.
All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn’t a dog. – Charles M. Schulz
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