A pirate is a man that is weak to achieve but too strong to steal from even the greatest achiever.
It is when pirates count their booty that they become mere thieves. – William Bolitho
Keep calm and say ‘Arrr’.
How much does the pirate pay for an ear piercing? … A buccaneer! (buck- in- ear…)
If rum can’t fix it, you are not using enough rum.
Right from the Voyage og Noah, surviving was by sailing. Avast ye! and sail against the tides.
Loot is first and wimmen second. Because if ye have the first ye’ll have the second, but if ye have the second ye won’t have the first for long!
Whats a pirate’s favorite fast food restaurant? Arrrrbys!
A pirate is for life, not just for christmas
There is nothing like the smell of cannon fire in the morning.
Piracy – Hostile take over. Without the messy paperwork.
My mom would not let me see the pirate movie because it was rated rrrrr.
I’m a pirate, a weather beaten pirate, am sailing foreva
Land was created to provide a place for boats to visit.
Don’t ever; let people that see whats in your left hand, see whats in the right…
May your blade always be wet, and powder dry.
“There is something I must tell you…I am not left- handed!” – The Princess Bride
Piracy is the way o life. Ahoy.
Arrrrrrrr
I’m a pirate! I’m my own captain!
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