Funny Poems, Poetry - Page 3
Long curly whiskers
Beady eyes button nose
A cheeky look and a mischief’s grin
In addition, little white patches and long fluffy fur
Jumping here jumping there
All over the place without a care
Going through dustbins cupboards and all
Settle down here is a ball
Tiny little muddy paws
All over my clean floors
Meowing and purring all the time
Is there no rest?
A little, kitten with attitude you maybe
However, you are my little kitten here with me.
This post was submitted by DAVID WHEELDON.
The poem Daddy Fell into the Pond by Alfred Noyes
Everyone grumbled. The sky was grey.
We had nothing to do and nothing to say.
We were nearing the end of a dismal day,
And then there seemed to be nothing beyond,
Then Daddy fell into the pond!
And everyone’s face grew merry and bright,
And Timothy danced for sheer delight.
“Give me the camera, quick, oh quick!
He’s crawling out of the duckweed!” Click!
Then the gardener suddenly slapped his knee,
And doubled up, shaking silently,
And the ducks all quacked as if they were daft,
And it sounded as if the old drake laughed.
Oh, there wasn’t a thing that didn’t respond
Daddy Fell into the pond!
This post was submitted by Kelvin.
i love you so much
so if you cry i cry
if you sneeze i sneeze
you laugh i laugh
you cough i cough
you wear pink shoes i wear pink shoes
you jump of a cliff im going to miss your emails
This post was submitted by logan dogan.
I’ll tell you a story on the rubies shine red.
There’s nothing more that you’d ever dread…
A man who loved his jewels was too crazy enough
To create a new one, even though he bluffed.
His house caught on fire, squashed flat like a tire,
His rubies caught on fire as well.
They soaked up that heat, yes, it was very neat,
And that’s how the rubies got red.
This post was submitted by Julia.
I once met a ghost,
He was scary at most!
But not by the feelings he had.
He wanted some candy,
For his sister named Sandy,
Her costume must have cost much!
But I didn’t have the candy,
“Sob, sob!” went Sandy,
And I started crying as well!
This post was submitted by Julia.
Roses are red
violets are blue
monkeys like you should be in the zoo
don’t worry you’ll find me there too
not in a cage but laughing at you.
This post was submitted by Funny Bird Delivers.
I was waiting at the bus stop
For the number four
But when it finally reached me
It said “Sorry can’t take no more”
I’ve picked up so many passengers
They are hanging out the door
They are sitting three to a seat
And squashed upon the floor
I’ve got old Mavis Trotter
Who’s been out to get her tea
She’s bought up half the supermarket
And takes up six seats you see
And then the United football team
Are crammed in across the back
The coach keeps blowing his whistle
As he swings from the luggage rack
Old Dr Green has trouble walking
Because his patients are far and wide
His bunions are playing up terrible
And there’s a limp in his stride
He’s on his way to the hospital
With Mrs Haycainth Green
Whose son Billy has got chicken pox
And the largest spots you’ve seen
Then there’s the local ballet school
Who are pirouetting in the aisle
Today they are starring in a show
With their teacher Miss Ima V. Agile
I mustn’t forget Mrs Eggerton Pink
Who’s car has broken down
She taking her seven St Bernards
To the vets at the end of town
And finally there is the boat club
Who are going on a weekend trip
They’ve rucksacks are stuffed full
Of things to take on their ship
And so you see we have no room
So please don’t make a fuss
Cos if you wait just a little while
There’ll soon be another bus
This post was submitted by Phyliss.