I dream of a better tomorrow…
where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poke me in the ribs and cackle, telling me, “You’re next.”
They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

Submitted by: **THD Rulez**
X

Leave a Reply

More Quotes

  • The human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you are born,...
  • I like poetry, long walks on the beach, and poking dead things with a stick!...
  • I don’t understand why funeral has the word “Fun” in it.
  • He was so poor that he couldn’t afford a funeral that’s why he is still...
  • Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours. – Yogi Berra
  • Dear Diet, things just aren’t going to work out between us. It’s not me it’s...
  • As an explosive tester I love my job. One day while starting to defuse the...
  • When you get a deep cut, you get worried when you start bleeding. I would...
  • Ever stopped to think and forgot to start again?
  • What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.
  • Meaning of CLASS: C => Come L => Late A => And S => Start...
  • During surgery: “The lights went out. But that won’t stop us.”
  • What did the stop light say to the car? Don’t look I’m changing.
  • That awkward moment when you just washed your car, then the rain starts pouring.
  • Starting tomorrow whatever life throws at me, I’m ducking so it hits someone else.

Copyright © 2006-2024 - Browse Quotes By Subject | Browse Quotes By Author | About Us | Blog | FAQ | Privacy Policy