“I’d like to call you. What’s your number?”
“It’s in the phone book.”
“But I don’t know your name.”
“That’s in the phone book too.”
You’re so cool.
Any cooler and you would be me.

Submitted by: mandy
X

Leave a Reply

More Quotes

  • 3 A.M. Phone call… Hey are you asleep?… No I’m sky diving!
  • 3 A. M. Phone call – Hey are you asleep? – No, I was in...
  • My friends are so much cooler than yours. They’re invisible.
  • ‘A’ is reading a book, ‘B’ says … B: “Are you reading?” A: “No, I’m...
  • Cool Story Bro. Tell it again, you should tell it at parties.
  • That sounds so cool! It’s a shame I’m not interested…
  • I just got off the phone with Satan…he told me that he has a special...
  • You call this fat? I call this a 1 Pack!
  • Person 1: You are so cool! Person 2: Thank you! You’re not so hot yourself.
  • I trip and knock over a book shelf. Random person: “Smooth.” Me: “Thank you, I...
  • I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into...
  • Never judge a book by its cover but always by it’s price tag. If you...
  • One second…oh okay found it… Here is my cellphone, call someone who cares…
  • You: What are you doing? Me: The answer to that question will be revealed from...
  • 3 o’clock in the morning and your best friend calls You: HEY!! Dude I’m awake...

Copyright © 2006-2024 - Browse Quotes By Subject | Browse Quotes By Author | About Us | Blog | FAQ | Privacy Policy