If I’m not back in five minutes… just wait longer!
– Jim Carrey

0
X

Leave a Reply

More Quotes

  • Hey, maybe I’ll give you a call sometime. Your number still 911? Aaaalrighty then. –...
  • Behind every great man there is a woman rolling her eyes. – Jim Carrey
  • My report card always said, ‘Jim finishes first and then disrupts the other students’. –...
  • Ever since I started to get recognition I’ve picked out certain fans and reverse-stalked them....
  • I don’t care if people think I am an overactor, as long as they enjoy...
  • There was a time when people said, ‘Jim, if you keep on making faces, your...
  • I practiced making faces in the mirror and it would drive my mother crazy. She...
  • I’ll be back in 5 minutes. If I’m not read the first sentence again.
  • I’m lost. I’ve gone to look for myself. If I should return before I get...
  • When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, it seems like two minutes;...
  • He said: A girlfriend is like coffee. You throw her if it’s no longer hot....
  • There’s a famous saying: “If 99 percent was good enough, gravity wouldn’t work for 14...
  • Waiting for the perfect girl? Idiot, even if you find her she’ll be waiting for...
  • My favorite text message “I will be there in 5 minutes, if not read again”.
  • Today is the National animal’s day, so please take a minute and remember your ex!

Copyright © 2006-2024 - Browse Quotes By Subject | Browse Quotes By Author | About Us | Blog | FAQ | Privacy Policy