If the ocean was vodka and I was a duck I’d swim to the bottom and never come up. But the ocean’s not vodka and I am not a duck so pass me a bottle and shut the f**k up!

Submitted by: Dr C Glynn
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  • Mair Hall

    Brilliant true saying

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