Save the earth – it’s the only planet that has chocolate.
I’ll be nicer if you’ll be smarter.
I’ll be nicer if you give me chocolate.
My face is up here ^
Who are you, and why are you reading my shirt?
If you are reading this shirt, then phase one of my evil plan is complete.
If you can read this shirt, you are standing way too close to me.
(font is really small, so you have to step forward to read it)
The best thing about this shirt is that by the time you finish reading it, you realize you just wasted ten seconds of your life.