The tools I need for my work are paper, tobacco, food, and a little whiskey.
–William Faulkner

0
X

Leave a Reply

More Quotes

  • War and drink are the two things man is never too poor to buy. –...
  • Save paper, don’t do home work.
  • A cop pulled me over and asked for papers. I said “Scissors. I won” and...
  • Life is like toilet paper, you’re either on the roll. B- ) or you’re taking...
  • Toilet paper: highly useful, yet inappropriate as a gift.
  • The trick to entertaining idiots is to give them a piece of paper that says...
  • If you don’t want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so...
  • I’m on a seafood diet.. I see food and then I eat it.
  • Vegetarians, if you want animals to live, why do you eat their food.
  • Everybody’s has a boyfriend or a girlfriend and I’m just like “I love food”.
  • I wish my phone never ran out of battery and my fridge never ran out...
  • Technically you could live without food for the rest of your life.
  • My body is a temple where junk food goes to worship.
  • I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet.
  • I only need 3 things in life: Food, Wifi, Sleep. :)

Copyright © 2006-2024 - Browse Quotes By Subject | Browse Quotes By Author | About Us | Blog | FAQ | Privacy Policy