When my teacher gets pregnant? Normal people: “Oh my God! Congratulations!” Me: “My teacher had sex?”

0
X

Leave a Reply

More Quotes

  • I am at that stage in my pregnancy where people are not sure whether to...
  • People always say that pregnant women have a glow. And I say it’s because you’re...
  • A mother does not become pregnant in order to provide employment to medical people. Giving...
  • How to win an argument: 1. Be pregnant. 2. That’s it. You’re done.
  • Yes, I’m clearly pregnant but if you remind me once more of how huge I’ve...
  • Being pregnant comes with a lot, a lot of emotions you never realized you had.
  • Being pregnant means every day is another day closer to meeting the other love of...
  • Dear periods, the only reason I like you is because you’re a sign that I’m...
  • It’s a great thing about being pregnant – you don’t need excuses to pee or...
  • Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife. – Queen Victoria
  • Hungry. Nauseous. Tired. Can’t sleep. Terrified. Thrilled. Pregnant.
  • A women becomes a mother when she finds out she is a pregnant, a man...
  • Of course I can do this. I’m pregnant, not brain-damaged. My condition doesn’t change my...
  • When I found out I was pregnant, I was overcome with pure happiness. No period...
  • Being pregnant finally helped me understand what my true relationship was with my body –...

Copyright © 2006-2024 - Browse Quotes By Subject | Browse Quotes By Author | About Us | Blog | FAQ | Privacy Policy