Your mouth is bigger than your brain.

Submitted by: red
0
X

Leave a Reply

More Quotes

  • I heard you were supposed to get brain surgery… But you got rejected ’cause your...
  • I heard you had a brain surgery… But the brain rejected you?
  • Can you please wipe your mouth. You’re dribbling sh*t again!
  • I didn’t know the trash from your head could come out of your mouth.
  • You’d be in good shape…if you ran as much as your mouth.
  • If the stuff that comes out of my mouth upsets you, just think of all...
  • If you have something to say, please raise your hand and put it over your...
  • I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
  • You know, when you open your mouth and start to say something, I already know...
  • I knew I smelled onions…close your mouth!
  • Random snob: Don’t try to mess with me… I have a mouth and I’m not...
  • You know that thing you do when you move your mouth and talk? Stop doing...
  • Your mind is on vacation and your mouth is working overtime. – Buddy Guy
  • Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.
  • When you die, please donate your brain to someone cos it was never used in...

Copyright © 2006-2024 - Browse Quotes By Subject | Browse Quotes By Author | About Us | Blog | FAQ | Privacy Policy