Retirement Quotes and Sayings
He had an answer to almost everything and he retired at an early age.
- Dejan Stojanovic
Retirement is to leave office and to live at home with more appointments of extended family.
Retirement: Goodbye to setting my alarm for work. Hello to setting my alarm for Garage Sales.
Retirement: a brand new beginning! How wonderful!
Retirement is a way of saying I’m outta here, have fun working while I have a nice long vacation.
Retirement is a time given to find God within yourself.
Retirement is the age where we can live with your beloveds. Recollecting the beautiful moments, experiences and sharing it with your loved ones. Sharing knowledge.
Being retired is having nothing to do, and all day to do it.
Retirement makes people around you unhappy after a year.
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Retirement is when I can happily delete my LinkedIn account.
So what is my profession now? Nomad! Yeh has a nice ring to it!
For those of you who don’t know what to do after retirement, the answer is simple: whatever you want.
It doesn’t take age to retire, it takes money.
Worked so hard to get the money while my life got spent away..What good is retirement if you have no life to live it…
The only reason old people are def is because when they reach 70 years old, people start yelling at them and this impairs their hearing.
You are just like a fermented wine you gathered taste over the years
I wanna retire
“To be without some of the good things in life is even much better”
When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.
- Chi Chi Rodriguez
A lot of our friends complain about their retirement. We tell ‘em to get a life.
- Larry Laser
A man is known by the company that keeps him on after retirement age.
Retirement: World’s longest coffee break.
He who laughs last at the boss’s jokes probably isn’t far from retirement.
Retirement: That’s when you return from work one day and say, “Hi, Honey, I’m home – forever.”
- Gene Perret