Retirement Quotes and Sayings

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I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. So I do it three or four times a day.
- Gene Perret

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When I retire I’m going to spend my evenings by the fireplace going through those boxes. There are things in there that ought to be burned.
- Richard M. Nixon

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When a man retires and time is no longer a matter of urgent importance, his colleagues generally present him with a watch.
- R.C. Sherriff

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Retirement: It’s nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese.
- Gene Perret

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The question isn’t at what age I want to retire, it’s at what income.
- George Foreman

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The challenge of retirement is how to spend time without spending money.

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He who laughs last at the boss’s jokes probably isn’t far from retirement.

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When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.
- Chi Chi Rodriguez

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Retirement: World’s longest coffee break.

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Retirement: That’s when you return from work one day and say, “Hi, Honey, I’m home – forever.”
- Gene Perret

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The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
- Abe Lemons

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Sooner or later I’m going to die, but I’m not going to retire.
- Margaret Mead

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There are some who start their retirement long before they stop working.
- Robert Half

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Musicians don’t retire; they stop when there’s no more music in them.
- Louis Armstrong

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It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man.
- Professor Scott Elledge

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When you see some people work you wonder what they’ll do in retirement.

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A lot of our friends complain about their retirement. We tell ‘em to get a life.
- Larry Laser

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For those of you who don’t know what to do after retirement, the answer is simple: whatever you want.

Submitted by: Hiram
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Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money.
- Jonathan Clements

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The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does.

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A man is known by the company that keeps him on after retirement age.

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Retirement is a way of saying I’m outta here, have fun working while I have a nice long vacation.

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Retirement is wonderful. It’s doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.
- Gene Perret

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Retired: Knows it all and has lots of time to tell you.

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I’m retired – goodbye tension, hello pension.


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