Retirement Quotes and Sayings

The challenge of retirement is how to spend time without spending money.

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
– Abe Lemons

Retirement: That’s when you return from work one day and say, “Hi, Honey, I’m home – forever.”
Gene Perret

Retirement: World’s longest coffee break.

I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. So I do it three or four times a day.
Gene Perret

A lot of our friends complain about their retirement. We tell ‘em to get a life.
– Larry Laser

I’m now as free as the breeze – with roughly the same income.
Gene Perret

Retirement may be looked upon either as a prolonged holiday or as a rejection, a being thrown on to the scrap- heap.
– Simone de Beauvoir

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.
– Chi Chi Rodriguez

When you see some people work you wonder what they’ll do in retirement.


It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man.
– Professor Scott Elledge

Retirement, a time to enjoy all the things you never had time to do when you worked.

You are just like a fermented wine you gathered taste over the years

Submitted by: iyer

There are some who start their retirement long before they stop working.
– Robert Half

Sooner or later I’m going to die, but I’m not going to retire.
Margaret Mead

Musicians don’t retire; they stop when there’s no more music in them.
– Louis Armstrong

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
Will Rogers

I will not retire while I’ve still got my legs and my make- up box.
– Bette Davis

Retirement is a time given to find God within yourself.

Submitted by: Walter

Retirement is a way of saying I’m outta here, have fun working while I have a nice long vacation.

Submitted by: NADIA

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