Retirement Quotes and Sayings

To retire is to begin to die.
– Pablo Casals

Retirement is when the living is easy and the payments are hard.

The question isn’t at what age I want to retire, it’s at what income.
– George Foreman

The challenge of retirement is how to spend time without spending money.

He who laughs last at the boss’s jokes probably isn’t far from retirement.

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
– Abe Lemons

Retirement: That’s when you return from work one day and say, “Hi, Honey, I’m home – forever.”
Gene Perret

A lot of our friends complain about their retirement. We tell ‘em to get a life.
– Larry Laser

I’m now as free as the breeze – with roughly the same income.
Gene Perret

Retirement may be looked upon either as a prolonged holiday or as a rejection, a being thrown on to the scrap- heap.
– Simone de Beauvoir

I’m retired – goodbye tension, hello pension.

Retirement: World’s longest coffee break.

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.
– Chi Chi Rodriguez

I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. So I do it three or four times a day.
Gene Perret

When you see some people work you wonder what they’ll do in retirement.

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