Retirement Quotes and Sayings - Page 2
The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does.
I’m retired – goodbye tension, hello pension.
The question isn’t at what age I want to retire, it’s at what income.
– George Foreman
Musicians don’t retire; they stop when there’s no more music in them.
– Louis Armstrong
It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man.
– Professor Scott Elledge
When a man retires and time is no longer a matter of urgent importance, his colleagues generally present him with a watch.
– R.C. Sherriff
Life begins at retirement.
Retirement may be looked upon either as a prolonged holiday or as a rejection, a being thrown on to the scrap- heap.
– Simone de Beauvoir
When you see some people work you wonder what they’ll do in retirement.
I will not retire while I’ve still got my legs and my make- up box.
– Bette Davis
The challenge of retirement is how to spend time without spending money.
Retirement, a time to enjoy all the things you never had time to do when you worked.
The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
– Helen Hayes
I’m now as free as the breeze – with roughly the same income.
– Gene Perret
Retirement is when the living is easy and the payments are hard.
When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.
– Chi Chi Rodriguez
A lot of our friends complain about their retirement. We tell ‘em to get a life.
– Larry Laser
A man is known by the company that keeps him on after retirement age.
Retirement: World’s longest coffee break.
He who laughs last at the boss’s jokes probably isn’t far from retirement.
Retirement: That’s when you return from work one day and say, “Hi, Honey, I’m home – forever.”
– Gene Perret
Retirement is the ugliest word in the language.
– Ernest Hemingway
Age is only a number, a cipher for the records. A man can’t retire his experience. He must use it.
– Bernard M. Baruch
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
– Will Rogers
The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
– Abe Lemons