Retirement Quotes and Sayings

To retire is to begin to die.
– Pablo Casals

He who laughs last at the boss’s jokes probably isn’t far from retirement.

Retirement is when the living is easy and the payments are hard.

The question isn’t at what age I want to retire, it’s at what income.
– George Foreman

The challenge of retirement is how to spend time without spending money.

I’m retired – goodbye tension, hello pension.

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
– Abe Lemons

Retirement: That’s when you return from work one day and say, “Hi, Honey, I’m home – forever.”
Gene Perret

Retirement: World’s longest coffee break.

I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. So I do it three or four times a day.
Gene Perret

A lot of our friends complain about their retirement. We tell ‘em to get a life.
– Larry Laser

I’m now as free as the breeze – with roughly the same income.
Gene Perret

Retirement may be looked upon either as a prolonged holiday or as a rejection, a being thrown on to the scrap- heap.
– Simone de Beauvoir

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.
– Chi Chi Rodriguez

When you see some people work you wonder what they’ll do in retirement.

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