Retirement Quotes and Sayings

To retire is to begin to die.
– Pablo Casals

Retirement is when the living is easy and the payments are hard.

The question isn’t at what age I want to retire, it’s at what income.
– George Foreman

The challenge of retirement is how to spend time without spending money.

He who laughs last at the boss’s jokes probably isn’t far from retirement.

Retirement: That’s when you return from work one day and say, “Hi, Honey, I’m home – forever.”
Gene Perret

A lot of our friends complain about their retirement. We tell ‘em to get a life.
– Larry Laser

I’m now as free as the breeze – with roughly the same income.
Gene Perret

Retirement may be looked upon either as a prolonged holiday or as a rejection, a being thrown on to the scrap- heap.
– Simone de Beauvoir

I’m retired – goodbye tension, hello pension.

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
– Abe Lemons

Retirement: World’s longest coffee break.

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.
– Chi Chi Rodriguez

I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. So I do it three or four times a day.
Gene Perret

When you see some people work you wonder what they’ll do in retirement.

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