Retirement Quotes and Sayings

So what is my profession now? Nomad! Yeh has a nice ring to it!

Submitted by: Karen

For those of you who don’t know what to do after retirement, the answer is simple: whatever you want.

Submitted by: Hiram

It doesn’t take age to retire, it takes money.

Submitted by: steve

Worked so hard to get the money while my life got spent away..What good is retirement if you have no life to live it…

Submitted by: Void

The only reason old people are def is because when they reach 70 years old, people start yelling at them and this impairs their hearing.

Submitted by: def or not

You are just like a fermented wine you gathered taste over the years

Submitted by: iyer

I wanna retire

Submitted by: Lala

“To be without some of the good things in life is even much better”

Submitted by: saurabh

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.
– Chi Chi Rodriguez

A lot of our friends complain about their retirement. We tell ‘em to get a life.
– Larry Laser

A man is known by the company that keeps him on after retirement age.

Retirement: World’s longest coffee break.

He who laughs last at the boss’s jokes probably isn’t far from retirement.

Retirement: That’s when you return from work one day and say, “Hi, Honey, I’m home – forever.”
Gene Perret

Retirement is the ugliest word in the language.
Ernest Hemingway

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