Retirement Quotes and Sayings

For those of you who don’t know what to do after retirement, the answer is simple: whatever you want.

Submitted by: Hiram

It doesn’t take age to retire, it takes money.

Submitted by: steve

Worked so hard to get the money while my life got spent away..What good is retirement if you have no life to live it…

Submitted by: Void

The only reason old people are def is because when they reach 70 years old, people start yelling at them and this impairs their hearing.

Submitted by: def or not

You are just like a fermented wine you gathered taste over the years

Submitted by: iyer

I wanna retire

Submitted by: Lala

“To be without some of the good things in life is even much better”

Submitted by: saurabh

I will not retire while I’ve still got my legs and my make- up box.
– Bette Davis

The challenge of retirement is how to spend time without spending money.

Retirement, a time to enjoy all the things you never had time to do when you worked.

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
– Helen Hayes

I’m now as free as the breeze – with roughly the same income.
Gene Perret

Retirement is when the living is easy and the payments are hard.

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.
– Chi Chi Rodriguez

A lot of our friends complain about their retirement. We tell ‘em to get a life.
– Larry Laser

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