Retirement Quotes and Sayings

For those of you who don’t know what to do after retirement, the answer is simple: whatever you want.

Submitted by: Hiram

It doesn’t take age to retire, it takes money.

Submitted by: steve

Worked so hard to get the money while my life got spent away..What good is retirement if you have no life to live it…

Submitted by: Void

The only reason old people are def is because when they reach 70 years old, people start yelling at them and this impairs their hearing.

Submitted by: def or not

You are just like a fermented wine you gathered taste over the years

Submitted by: iyer

I wanna retire

Submitted by: Lala

“To be without some of the good things in life is even much better”

Submitted by: saurabh

A man is known by the company that keeps him on after retirement age.

Retirement: World’s longest coffee break.

He who laughs last at the boss’s jokes probably isn’t far from retirement.

Retirement: That’s when you return from work one day and say, “Hi, Honey, I’m home – forever.”
Gene Perret

Retirement is the ugliest word in the language.
Ernest Hemingway

Age is only a number, a cipher for the records. A man can’t retire his experience. He must use it.
– Bernard M. Baruch

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
Will Rogers

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
– Abe Lemons

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