Retirement Quotes and Sayings

For those of you who don’t know what to do after retirement, the answer is simple: whatever you want.

Submitted by: Hiram

It doesn’t take age to retire, it takes money.

Submitted by: steve

Worked so hard to get the money while my life got spent away..What good is retirement if you have no life to live it…

Submitted by: Void

The only reason old people are def is because when they reach 70 years old, people start yelling at them and this impairs their hearing.

Submitted by: def or not

You are just like a fermented wine you gathered taste over the years

Submitted by: iyer

I wanna retire

Submitted by: Lala

“To be without some of the good things in life is even much better”

Submitted by: saurabh

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
Will Rogers

Retirement may be looked upon either as a prolonged holiday or as a rejection, a being thrown on to the scrap- heap.
– Simone de Beauvoir

Retirement is wonderful. It’s doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.
Gene Perret

The challenge of retirement is how to spend time without spending money.

Retirement: It’s nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese.
Gene Perret

I’m now as free as the breeze – with roughly the same income.
Gene Perret

The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does.

A lot of our friends complain about their retirement. We tell ‘em to get a life.
– Larry Laser

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