Retirement Quotes and Sayings
So what is my profession now? Nomad! Yeh has a nice ring to it!
For those of you who don’t know what to do after retirement, the answer is simple: whatever you want.
It doesn’t take age to retire, it takes money.
Worked so hard to get the money while my life got spent away..What good is retirement if you have no life to live it…
The only reason old people are def is because when they reach 70 years old, people start yelling at them and this impairs their hearing.
You are just like a fermented wine you gathered taste over the years
I wanna retire
“To be without some of the good things in life is even much better”
When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.
– Chi Chi Rodriguez
A lot of our friends complain about their retirement. We tell ‘em to get a life.
– Larry Laser
A man is known by the company that keeps him on after retirement age.
Retirement: World’s longest coffee break.
He who laughs last at the boss’s jokes probably isn’t far from retirement.
Retirement: That’s when you return from work one day and say, “Hi, Honey, I’m home – forever.”
– Gene Perret
Retirement is the ugliest word in the language.
– Ernest Hemingway