Retirement Quotes and Sayings

So what is my profession now? Nomad! Yeh has a nice ring to it!

Submitted by: Karen

For those of you who don’t know what to do after retirement, the answer is simple: whatever you want.

Submitted by: Hiram

It doesn’t take age to retire, it takes money.

Submitted by: steve

Worked so hard to get the money while my life got spent away..What good is retirement if you have no life to live it…

Submitted by: Void

The only reason old people are def is because when they reach 70 years old, people start yelling at them and this impairs their hearing.

Submitted by: def or not

You are just like a fermented wine you gathered taste over the years

Submitted by: iyer

I wanna retire

Submitted by: Lala

“To be without some of the good things in life is even much better”

Submitted by: saurabh

The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does.

A lot of our friends complain about their retirement. We tell ‘em to get a life.
– Larry Laser

Musicians don’t retire; they stop when there’s no more music in them.
– Louis Armstrong

He who laughs last at the boss’s jokes probably isn’t far from retirement.

Life begins at retirement.

Age is only a number, a cipher for the records. A man can’t retire his experience. He must use it.
– Bernard M. Baruch

I will not retire while I’ve still got my legs and my make- up box.
– Bette Davis

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