Retirement Quotes and Sayings - Page 3

A lot of our friends complain about their retirement. We tell ‘em to get a life.
– Larry Laser

I’m retired – goodbye tension, hello pension.

Retirement: World’s longest coffee break.

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.
– Chi Chi Rodriguez

Retirement: That’s when you return from work one day and say, “Hi, Honey, I’m home – forever.”
Gene Perret

When you see some people work you wonder what they’ll do in retirement.

I’m now as free as the breeze – with roughly the same income.
Gene Perret

Retirement may be looked upon either as a prolonged holiday or as a rejection, a being thrown on to the scrap- heap.
– Simone de Beauvoir

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
– Abe Lemons

There are some who start their retirement long before they stop working.
– Robert Half

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