Retirement Quotes and Sayings - Page 3
A lot of our friends complain about their retirement. We tell ‘em to get a life.
– Larry Laser
I’m retired – goodbye tension, hello pension.
Retirement: World’s longest coffee break.
When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.
– Chi Chi Rodriguez
Retirement: That’s when you return from work one day and say, “Hi, Honey, I’m home – forever.”
– Gene Perret
When you see some people work you wonder what they’ll do in retirement.
Retirement may be looked upon either as a prolonged holiday or as a rejection, a being thrown on to the scrap- heap.
– Simone de Beauvoir
The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
– Abe Lemons
There are some who start their retirement long before they stop working.
– Robert Half