Warning: Retired person on premises. Knows everything and has plenty of time to tell it!
Retirement is wonderful. It’s doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.
Retirement is a way of saying I’m outta here, have fun working while I have a nice long vacation.
What do you call a person who is happy on a Monday? Retired.
Worked so hard to get the money while my life got spent away..What good is retirement if you have no life to live it…
Watch : The most unthoughtful gift presented on retirement.
Being retired is having nothing to do, and all day to do it.
Retirement: An age when people congratulate you on your disqualification.
Retirement is when I can happily delete my LinkedIn account.
Retirement is the age where we can live with your beloveds. Recollecting the beautiful moments, experiences and sharing it with your loved ones. Sharing knowledge.
Retirement: Goodbye to setting my alarm for work. Hello to setting my alarm for Garage Sales.
Retired: Knows it all and has lots of time to tell you.
The only reason old people are def is because when they reach 70 years old, people start yelling at them and this impairs their hearing.
Retirement makes people around you unhappy after a year.
So what is my profession now? Nomad! Yeh has a nice ring to it!
I wanna retire.
Retirement marks the end of working for someone else and the beginning of living for yourself.
Retirement is to leave office and to live at home with more appointments of extended family.
“To be without some of the good things in life is even much better”
Retired life is seven days weekend.
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