Retirement Quotes and Sayings

Retirement: It’s nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese.
Gene Perret

I’m now as free as the breeze – with roughly the same income.
Gene Perret

The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does.

A lot of our friends complain about their retirement. We tell ‘em to get a life.
– Larry Laser

Musicians don’t retire; they stop when there’s no more music in them.
– Louis Armstrong

He who laughs last at the boss’s jokes probably isn’t far from retirement.

Life begins at retirement.

Age is only a number, a cipher for the records. A man can’t retire his experience. He must use it.
– Bernard M. Baruch

I will not retire while I’ve still got my legs and my make- up box.
– Bette Davis

Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money.
– Jonathan Clements

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
– Helen Hayes

When I retire I’m going to spend my evenings by the fireplace going through those boxes. There are things in there that ought to be burned.
– Richard M. Nixon

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.
– Chi Chi Rodriguez

There are some who start their retirement long before they stop working.
– Robert Half

Retirement: World’s longest coffee break.

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