Retirement Quotes and Sayings
A lot of our friends complain about their retirement. We tell ‘em to get a life.
– Larry Laser
Musicians don’t retire; they stop when there’s no more music in them.
– Louis Armstrong
He who laughs last at the boss’s jokes probably isn’t far from retirement.
Life begins at retirement.
Age is only a number, a cipher for the records. A man can’t retire his experience. He must use it.
– Bernard M. Baruch
I will not retire while I’ve still got my legs and my make- up box.
– Bette Davis
Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money.
– Jonathan Clements
The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
– Helen Hayes
When I retire I’m going to spend my evenings by the fireplace going through those boxes. There are things in there that ought to be burned.
– Richard M. Nixon
When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.
– Chi Chi Rodriguez
There are some who start their retirement long before they stop working.
– Robert Half
Retirement: World’s longest coffee break.
The question isn’t at what age I want to retire, it’s at what income.
– George Foreman
Retirement is the ugliest word in the language.
– Ernest Hemingway
When a man retires and time is no longer a matter of urgent importance, his colleagues generally present him with a watch.
– R.C. Sherriff
Retirement kills more people than hard work ever did.
I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. So I do it three or four times a day.
– Gene Perret