Sarcastic Quotes and Sayings - Page 11

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201. FOFo wrote on 27 August, 2010
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You: like my pineapple pie?
Me: It’s horrible!!!!! It’s so horrible, I’m eating it yum.
202. seven wrote on 2 September, 2010
Vote: 14 131

Are you drinking beer? No that’s just apple juice, I like me apple juice.
203. m&m wrote on 4 September, 2010
Vote: 118 12

Sarcasm is the secret language that everyone uses when they want to say something mean to your face.
204. Jim wrote on 4 September, 2010
Vote: 91 28

Nice shoes, how long did the doctor say you had to were them?
205. Elia wrote on 5 September, 2010
Vote: 84 24

Should I bring ladder so you can step out of my business?
206. Snametic wrote on 7 September, 2010
Vote: 100 36

Why are you late? The teacher asked…
I guess its because i didn’t make it in time…replied the student
207. JC wrote on 9 September, 2010
Vote: 21 91

Awww!!! That is so cute… Do you really think I care?
208. Lex wrote on 10 September, 2010
Vote: 117 63

I don’t know what you’re problem is. . . But I’m pretty sure it’s hard to pronounce.
209. Monika wrote on 18 September, 2010
Vote: 22 60

Aha…. and I care how?
210. Dannie wrote on 21 September, 2010
Vote: 108 53

3 A.M. Phone call… Hey are you asleep?… No I’m sky diving!
211. Abhay wrote on 24 September, 2010
Vote: 102 15

Never judge a book by its cover but always by it’s price tag.

If you want to throw your attitude I will be waiting with a baseball bat.

At times the way you choose to ignore me, I feel God is still with me.
212. Phuong wrote on 27 September, 2010
Vote: 212 12

See this hand?
It’s going to descend in an arc that will, in the process, have contact with your face. Just warning you.
213. Camilo Iribarren wrote on 27 September, 2010
Vote: 10 39

Since you’re so great, I might as well ask for advice.
214. Angie Bryant wrote on 13 October, 2010
Vote: 44 12

It’s your lie…tell it however you want!
215. Lynette wrote on 20 October, 2010
Vote: 190 12

Question: Do you know who I am????
Answer: No, Why? Have you forgotten?
216. ohwhatever! wrote on 20 October, 2010
Vote: 118 39

So did you choose today to humiliate yourself in public?
217. Hinesey wrote on 28 October, 2010
Vote: 39 15

I’m not really good at giving advice, could I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
218. Yewizy wrote on 31 October, 2010
Vote: 18 57

Girl: Are you mad?
Me: No. Are you?
219. werner wrote on 7 November, 2010
Vote: 10 30

Oh, I’m so sorry! You’re confusing me with someone who cares!
220. pinkpurple wrote on 10 November, 2010
Vote: 21 44

I can’t help you but I really care about you.