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21. therandomone wrote on 28 November, 2008, 3:31
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On the other hand, you have different fingers.
22. Jen wrote on 8 December, 2008, 0:03
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You: Go to Hell!
Me: See you there.
23. hachi"s girl wrote on 14 December, 2008, 4:50
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Well my imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems
24. cijan rike wrote on 14 December, 2008, 20:54
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Person 1: ” You did not just do that!!”
Person 2: “no? watch I’ll do it again!!”
25. Raden wrote on 31 December, 2008, 3:38
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You’re unique just like everyone else!
26. Tisma wrote on 2 January, 2009, 1:22
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Me: what’s half of eight

you: Zero
27. Da Cool Dude wrote on 11 January, 2009, 16:23
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Lady-Do you steal?
Boy-Lady if I was a thief why would I tell you?
28. Coral :heart: Toast wrote on 12 January, 2009, 15:30
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Ok OK this is cheesy but funny:

Mom/Dad: You may have Memory loss
You: What’s memory loss
Where Are we?
Who are you?
Who am I?
29. PlayMisty4Me wrote on 13 January, 2009, 18:12
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Tact is for people who aren’t witty enough to use sarcasm.
30. Carina Aly Ceara wrote on 14 January, 2009, 4:17
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I’m not listening, but keep talking. I enjoy the way your voice makes my ears bleed.

“Don’t make me hit you again!”
“You’re going to hit me again? No, don’t do that! I might not survive!”

Are you always this retarded or are you making a special effort today?

I’m not your type. I’m not inflatable.

“I’d insult you, but the sad truth is that you wouldn’t understand and if I tried to explain it to you, your brain might implode from information overload.”
31. Franzeska wrote on 15 January, 2009, 17:43
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i am busy right now, can i ignore you some other time?
32. tiaa. wrote on 23 January, 2009, 3:11
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silence is golden.
duct tape is silver.
33. Jamie wrote on 24 January, 2009, 18:08
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“There’s a special place in Hell for people like you.”
34. Stefana wrote on 26 January, 2009, 4:16
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Well at least your mom thinks you’re pretty…
35. Stefana wrote on 26 January, 2009, 4:18
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aww thank you…
I’m flattered that you’re jelous of me!
36. Darryl Parryl wrote on 28 January, 2009, 21:36
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A boy is hammering nails onto the table:

Mom: What are you doing?!

The boy: Is that a trick question?
37. Dessy wrote on 31 January, 2009, 7:28
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You: I’m going to be a comedian one day!

Me: *Bursts into fits of giggles*

You: Whats so funny?

Me: *gasps* oh! you were being serious, i’m sorry.
38. Rhyza wrote on 31 January, 2009, 13:46
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If you’ve never met the devil in the road of life, its because you’re both heading in the same direction.
39. Nana wrote on 31 January, 2009, 13:59
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You always do me a favor, when you shut up!
40. Lily :) wrote on 1 February, 2009, 3:23
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Sarcasm is anger’s evil cousin.

-Anger Management