Well my imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems
24. cijan rikewrote on 14 December, 2008, 20:54
Vote: 155 65
Person 1: ” You did not just do that!!”
Person 2: “no? watch I’ll do it again!!”
25. Radenwrote on 31 December, 2008, 3:38
Vote: 111 57
You’re unique just like everyone else!
26. Tismawrote on 2 January, 2009, 1:22
Vote: 117 211
Me: what’s half of eight
you: Zero
27. Da Cool Dudewrote on 11 January, 2009, 16:23
Vote: 45 353
Lady-Do you steal?
Boy-Lady if I was a thief why would I tell you?
28. Coral :heart: Toastwrote on 12 January, 2009, 15:30
Vote: 24 388
Ok OK this is cheesy but funny:
Mom/Dad: You may have Memory loss
You: What’s memory loss
Where Are we?
Who are you?
Who am I?
29. PlayMisty4Mewrote on 13 January, 2009, 18:12
Vote: 167 28
Tact is for people who aren’t witty enough to use sarcasm.
30. Carina Aly Cearawrote on 14 January, 2009, 4:17
Vote: 192 21
I’m not listening, but keep talking. I enjoy the way your voice makes my ears bleed.
“Don’t make me hit you again!”
“You’re going to hit me again? No, don’t do that! I might not survive!”
Are you always this retarded or are you making a special effort today?
I’m not your type. I’m not inflatable.
“I’d insult you, but the sad truth is that you wouldn’t understand and if I tried to explain it to you, your brain might implode from information overload.”
31. Franzeskawrote on 15 January, 2009, 17:43
Vote: 222 12
i am busy right now, can i ignore you some other time?
32. tiaa.wrote on 23 January, 2009, 3:11
Vote: 244 10
silence is golden.
duct tape is silver.
33. Jamiewrote on 24 January, 2009, 18:08
Vote: 65 90
“There’s a special place in Hell for people like you.”
34. Stefanawrote on 26 January, 2009, 4:16
Vote: 102 36
Well at least your mom thinks you’re pretty…
35. Stefanawrote on 26 January, 2009, 4:18
Vote: 75 98
aww thank you…
I’m flattered that you’re jelous of me!
36. Darryl Parrylwrote on 28 January, 2009, 21:36
Vote: 79 48
A boy is hammering nails onto the table:
Mom: What are you doing?!
The boy: Is that a trick question?
37. Dessywrote on 31 January, 2009, 7:28
Vote: 162 35
You: I’m going to be a comedian one day!
Me: *Bursts into fits of giggles*
You: Whats so funny?
Me: *gasps* oh! you were being serious, i’m sorry.
38. Rhyzawrote on 31 January, 2009, 13:46
Vote: 124 33
If you’ve never met the devil in the road of life, its because you’re both heading in the same direction.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
You: Go to Hell!
Me: See you there.
Well my imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems
Person 1: ” You did not just do that!!”
Person 2: “no? watch I’ll do it again!!”
You’re unique just like everyone else!
Me: what’s half of eight
you: Zero
Lady-Do you steal?
Boy-Lady if I was a thief why would I tell you?
Ok OK this is cheesy but funny:
Mom/Dad: You may have Memory loss
You: What’s memory loss
Where Are we?
Who are you?
Who am I?
Tact is for people who aren’t witty enough to use sarcasm.
I’m not listening, but keep talking. I enjoy the way your voice makes my ears bleed.
“Don’t make me hit you again!”
“You’re going to hit me again? No, don’t do that! I might not survive!”
Are you always this retarded or are you making a special effort today?
I’m not your type. I’m not inflatable.
“I’d insult you, but the sad truth is that you wouldn’t understand and if I tried to explain it to you, your brain might implode from information overload.”
i am busy right now, can i ignore you some other time?
silence is golden.
duct tape is silver.
“There’s a special place in Hell for people like you.”
Well at least your mom thinks you’re pretty…
aww thank you…
I’m flattered that you’re jelous of me!
A boy is hammering nails onto the table:
Mom: What are you doing?!
The boy: Is that a trick question?
You: I’m going to be a comedian one day!
Me: *Bursts into fits of giggles*
You: Whats so funny?
Me: *gasps* oh! you were being serious, i’m sorry.
If you’ve never met the devil in the road of life, its because you’re both heading in the same direction.
You always do me a favor, when you shut up!
Sarcasm is anger’s evil cousin.
-Anger Management