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  • 21. therandomone wrote on 28 November, 2008
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    On the other hand, you have different fingers.

  • 22. Jen wrote on 8 December, 2008
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    You: Go to Hell!
    Me: See you there.

  • 23. hachi"s girl wrote on 14 December, 2008
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    Well my imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems

  • 24. cijan rike wrote on 14 December, 2008
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    Person 1: ” You did not just do that!!”
    Person 2: “no? watch I’ll do it again!!”

  • 25. Raden wrote on 31 December, 2008
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    You’re unique just like everyone else!

  • 26. Tisma wrote on 2 January, 2009
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    Me: what’s half of eight

    you: Zero

  • 27. Da Cool Dude wrote on 11 January, 2009
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    Lady-Do you steal?
    Boy-Lady if I was a thief why would I tell you?

  • 28. Coral :heart: Toast wrote on 12 January, 2009
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    Ok OK this is cheesy but funny:

    Mom/Dad: You may have Memory loss
    You: What’s memory loss
    Where Are we?
    Who are you?
    Who am I?

  • 29. PlayMisty4Me wrote on 13 January, 2009
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    Tact is for people who aren’t witty enough to use sarcasm.

  • 30. Carina Aly Ceara wrote on 14 January, 2009
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    I’m not listening, but keep talking. I enjoy the way your voice makes my ears bleed.

    “Don’t make me hit you again!”
    “You’re going to hit me again? No, don’t do that! I might not survive!”

    Are you always this retarded or are you making a special effort today?

    I’m not your type. I’m not inflatable.

    “I’d insult you, but the sad truth is that you wouldn’t understand and if I tried to explain it to you, your brain might implode from information overload.”

  • 31. Franzeska wrote on 15 January, 2009
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    i am busy right now, can i ignore you some other time?

  • 32. tiaa. wrote on 23 January, 2009
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    silence is golden.
    duct tape is silver.

  • 33. Jamie wrote on 24 January, 2009
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    “There’s a special place in Hell for people like you.”

  • 34. Stefana wrote on 26 January, 2009
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    Well at least your mom thinks you’re pretty…

  • 35. Stefana wrote on 26 January, 2009
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    aww thank you…
    I’m flattered that you’re jelous of me! :)

  • 36. Darryl Parryl wrote on 28 January, 2009
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    A boy is hammering nails onto the table:

    Mom: What are you doing?!

    The boy: Is that a trick question?

  • 37. Dessy wrote on 31 January, 2009
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    You: I’m going to be a comedian one day!

    Me: *Bursts into fits of giggles*

    You: Whats so funny?

    Me: *gasps* oh! you were being serious, i’m sorry.

  • 38. Rhyza wrote on 31 January, 2009
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    If you’ve never met the devil in the road of life, its because you’re both heading in the same direction.

  • 39. Nana wrote on 31 January, 2009
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    You always do me a favor, when you shut up!

  • 40. Lily :) wrote on 1 February, 2009
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    Sarcasm is anger’s evil cousin.

    -Anger Management

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