Sarcastic Quotes and Sayings - Page 3

If you’re one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you.
Don’t be humble. You’re not that great.
I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here.
He was happily married – but his wife wasn’t.
He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.
If you’re too open-minded, your brains will [...]

144 Comments to “Sarcastic Quotes and Sayings”

• 41. Punkin wrote on 6 February, 2009, 15:30

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  Some say the grass isn’t always greener on the other side….I say……. depends on where you live.
• 42. Chris wrote on 9 February, 2009, 19:02

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  60% of the time, it works everytime!!
• 43. 6 wrote on 9 February, 2009, 19:53

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  Excuse me, and pardon my interruption, but would you mind considering helping me to find out what makes you so repulsive!
• 44. Hanni wrote on 15 February, 2009, 15:38

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  You go girl! And don’t come back.
• 45. Hanni wrote on 15 February, 2009, 15:39

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  Me pretending to listen should be enough for you.
• 46. CF1 wrote on 18 February, 2009, 23:16

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  Look at you your in perfect shape…………………………..for a circle
• 47. he wrote on 25 February, 2009, 16:24

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  My friends are so much cooler than yours.

  They’re invisible.
• 48. katharine wrote on 26 February, 2009, 19:58

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  Son: you look great for your age

  Mother: Oh yeah, how old do you think i am heres hint it begins with a three

  Son: I GOT IT 300!
• 49. taylor wrote on 1 March, 2009, 4:12

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  if you wrote down every single thought you ever had you would get an award for the shortest story ever
• 50. Anonymous wrote on 8 March, 2009, 15:36

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  Your passport looks like some horror-booth application.
• 51. sarcasticness wrote on 9 March, 2009, 9:42

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  People say that laughter is the best medicine…
  your face must be curing the world!
• 52. sslewis wrote on 10 March, 2009, 14:13

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  That’s a pretty dress…too bad you couldn’t find it in your size.
• 53. Ken wrote on 16 March, 2009, 11:52

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  If had a dollar for evry smart thing you say. I’ll be poor.
• 54. Crissy wrote on 25 March, 2009, 1:45

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  You sound better with your mouth closed.
• 55. =)=)=)=) wrote on 29 March, 2009, 14:04

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  Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.
• 56. Fawnfire wrote on 2 April, 2009, 0:49

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  Sarcasm isn’t the lowest form of wit. It’s not even wit at all.
• 57. Marlin wrote on 8 April, 2009, 10:51

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  How could I possibly refuse? No thank you.
• 58. Melanieeee=) haa!! wrote on 24 April, 2009, 22:20

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  You: “Did I ask for your opinion?”
  Me: “Nope but guess what you got it anyway!”
• 59. paramore 101 wrote on 28 April, 2009, 0:34

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  This kid was riding his sk8 board and then while doing a kick flip he fell

  Damien: oww

  Me: did that hurt

  Damien: no!!!!!!,, i just said oww 4 no reason
• 60. prankcaller911 wrote on 16 May, 2009, 23:35

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  You have no one to blame but yourself…Unless some other guy is standing next to you then you can blame him.