Sarcastic Quotes and Sayings - Page 4

344 Comments to “Sarcastic Quotes and Sayings”

• 61. NESSA wrote on 27 May, 2009

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  I’m smiling…that alone should scare you.
• 62. Rhia wrote on 28 May, 2009

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  Boy: “You’re not my type.”
  Girl: “Why, cause I can read??”
• 63. Maeby wrote on 2 June, 2009

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  Oh my god that’s so hilarious, i was in such awe of how funny it was, i forgot to laugh.
• 64. Rameet Aggarwal wrote on 5 June, 2009

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  You: oh my gosh have you been here all the while?

  Me: no…i just returned from a trip to mars….wanna accompany me next time?
• 65. biteme wrote on 6 June, 2009

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  I thought i had seen the pinnacle of stupid…. then i met you.
• 66. Chantel wrote on 11 June, 2009

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  Sure I’ll help you out……the same way you came in.
• 67. Jinny wrote on 12 June, 2009

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  Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.
• 68. WaffleLover wrote on 18 June, 2009

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  Person 1: Why does your kid keep getting zeroes on her test?

  Person 2: I like teaching my children to be consistent. Inconsistency is the mother of insanity.

  Person 1: You and inconsistency have a lot in common.
• 69. Sanaa wrote on 18 June, 2009

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  I am Modest…………………………. and proud of it.
• 70. HappinessIzOvr8d wrote on 21 June, 2009

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  Seriously, if I was as ugly as you I’d cry too.
• 71. Luci wrote on 23 June, 2009

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  Away is where you should go.
• 72. Jeet wrote on 23 June, 2009

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  Dont you need a license to be that ugly?
• 73. Trish wrote on 3 July, 2009

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  Hey, you. You got something on your face. Stupidity.

  **********

  You’ve got a string hanging from your dress….oh wait, that’s just your leg.

  **************

  Oh, don’t worry, you’re not alone. I’m sure if I were as round as you, people would use me just for kicks too.
• 74. Shelly Bean wrote on 10 July, 2009

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  Hey…

  How’s that Hope, and Change thing working for you???
• 75. lisa wrote on 15 July, 2009

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  Here let me drop whats imprortant to me and pay attention to you and all of your needs.
• 76. idontfollow...? wrote on 17 July, 2009

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  Boy-Why are we even here?
  Girl-’cause we’re not there…
• 77. my3rd wrote on 17 July, 2009

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  Girl that scraped her knee-Go get help i’m hurt!
  Boy standing over her- oh, really? You look fine to me
• 78. Amanda wrote on 1 August, 2009

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  Expect nothing and you’ll never be dissapointed!
• 79. Tracy Johnson wrote on 5 August, 2009

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  Jeanette?….. you know that you could be a very pretty gurl?…..if it wasn’t for your face?
• 80. The Crackling appleorb wrote on 6 August, 2009

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  What did I do to give you the impression I actually care about what you think?