Sarcastic Quotes and Sayings - Page 5

149 Comments to “Sarcastic Quotes and Sayings”

• 81. Kari wrote on 7 August, 2009, 2:43

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  You: “what are you wearing to the halloween party?”
  Me: ” I don’t know.”
  You: “We should go as each other!”
  Me: “Fine with me . . . At least I’ll win the scariest costume award.”
• 82. aniesha wrote on 11 August, 2009, 11:38

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  You: Do you think i am stupid.
  Me: Its not your fault.
• 83. Luis wrote on 11 August, 2009, 17:27

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  YOU: Why does God let you breath?

  ME: He doesn’t I just don’t let him kill me.
• 84. lacey wrote on 14 August, 2009, 7:26

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  You: Nothing is as it seems….

  Me: Did the aliens tell you that when you took off your foil hat?
• 85. kiran wrote on 18 August, 2009, 10:55

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  Thank you for leaving my side when I was alone… I realized I can do so much without you.
• 86. Emily wrote on 19 August, 2009, 1:23

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  You’d be in good shape…if you ran as much as your mouth.
• 87. Roberto wrote on 22 August, 2009, 13:30

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  I’ll try being nicer if you try being smarter.
• 88. Hrishi wrote on 26 August, 2009, 17:28

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  Yawn….
  oh no … keep talking … i always YAWN when I’m interested….:)
• 89. joybananas wrote on 27 August, 2009, 20:42

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  Well aren’t you just a ray of sunshine.
• 90. magda wrote on 31 August, 2009, 3:03

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  You sound more intelligence with your mouth shut.
• 91. magda wrote on 31 August, 2009, 3:09

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  I’m not listening, but keep talking. I enjoy the way your voice makes my ears bleed.
• 92. magda wrote on 31 August, 2009, 3:09

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  Are you always this retarded or are you making a special effort today?
• 93. brn wrote on 2 September, 2009, 21:19

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  You’re in shape, bearing in mind that ’round’ is a shape…
• 94. Chris wrote on 10 September, 2009, 12:00

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  Person 1: You know what i think i love you

  Person 2: Awww, i hate you too
• 95. J smith wrote on 15 September, 2009, 5:04

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  Oh… I didn’t tell you….. Then It must be none of your business.
• 96. J-rock wrote on 16 September, 2009, 4:02

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  Don’t argue with fools, cos people from a distance can’t tell which one is you.
• 97. Heather wrote on 16 September, 2009, 10:06

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  Why Don’t You Slip Into Something More Comfortable. Like A Coma?
• 98. GaiaGadzook wrote on 17 September, 2009, 22:25

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  Fighting with me is like being in the special olympics. You may win, but in the end you’re still a retard.
• 99. Geni wrote on 18 September, 2009, 16:58

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  Jealousy is a terrible disease…….Get well soon!
• 100. katx. wrote on 19 September, 2009, 12:49

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  Tell me .. is being stupid a profession or are you just gifted?