You: “what are you wearing to the halloween party?”
Me: ” I don’t know.”
You: “We should go as each other!”
Me: “Fine with me . . . At least I’ll win the scariest costume award.”
82. anieshawrote on 11 August, 2009
Vote: 261 88
You: Do you think i am stupid.
Me: Its not your fault.
83. Luiswrote on 11 August, 2009
Vote: 79 360
YOU: Why does God let you breath?
ME: He doesn’t I just don’t let him kill me.
84. laceywrote on 14 August, 2009
Vote: 116 159
You: Nothing is as it seems….
Me: Did the aliens tell you that when you took off your foil hat?
85. kiranwrote on 18 August, 2009
Vote: 400 58
Thank you for leaving my side when I was alone… I realized I can do so much without you.
86. Emilywrote on 19 August, 2009
Vote: 461 33
You’d be in good shape…if you ran as much as your mouth.
87. Robertowrote on 22 August, 2009
Vote: 327 45
I’ll try being nicer if you try being smarter.
88. Hrishiwrote on 26 August, 2009
Vote: 296 70
Yawn….
oh no … keep talking … i always YAWN when I’m interested….:)
89. joybananaswrote on 27 August, 2009
Vote: 130 129
Well aren’t you just a ray of sunshine.
90. magdawrote on 31 August, 2009
Vote: 109 189
You sound more intelligence with your mouth shut.
91. magdawrote on 31 August, 2009
Vote: 190 101
I’m not listening, but keep talking. I enjoy the way your voice makes my ears bleed.
92. magdawrote on 31 August, 2009
Vote: 288 74
Are you always this retarded or are you making a special effort today?
93. brnwrote on 2 September, 2009
Vote: 116 85
You’re in shape, bearing in mind that ’round’ is a shape…
94. Chriswrote on 10 September, 2009
Vote: 68 250
Person 1: You know what i think i love you
Person 2: Awww, i hate you too
95. J smithwrote on 15 September, 2009
Vote: 445 28
Oh… I didn’t tell you….. Then It must be none of your business.
96. J-rockwrote on 16 September, 2009
Vote: 177 52
Don’t argue with fools, cos people from a distance can’t tell which one is you.
97. GaiaGadzookwrote on 17 September, 2009
Vote: 314 191
Fighting with me is like being in the special olympics. You may win, but in the end you’re still a retard.
98. Geniwrote on 18 September, 2009
Vote: 204 59
Jealousy is a terrible disease…….Get well soon!
99. katx.wrote on 19 September, 2009
Vote: 325 30
Tell me .. is being stupid a profession or are you just gifted?
100. Kelleywrote on 23 September, 2009
Vote: 178 61
Tact is for people not witty enough to be sarcastic.
You: “what are you wearing to the halloween party?”
Me: ” I don’t know.”
You: “We should go as each other!”
Me: “Fine with me . . . At least I’ll win the scariest costume award.”
You: Do you think i am stupid.
Me: Its not your fault.
YOU: Why does God let you breath?
ME: He doesn’t I just don’t let him kill me.
You: Nothing is as it seems….
Me: Did the aliens tell you that when you took off your foil hat?
Thank you for leaving my side when I was alone… I realized I can do so much without you.
You’d be in good shape…if you ran as much as your mouth.
I’ll try being nicer if you try being smarter.
Yawn….
oh no … keep talking … i always YAWN when I’m interested….:)
Well aren’t you just a ray of sunshine.
You sound more intelligence with your mouth shut.
I’m not listening, but keep talking. I enjoy the way your voice makes my ears bleed.
Are you always this retarded or are you making a special effort today?
You’re in shape, bearing in mind that ’round’ is a shape…
Person 1: You know what i think i love you
Person 2: Awww, i hate you too
Oh… I didn’t tell you….. Then It must be none of your business.
Don’t argue with fools, cos people from a distance can’t tell which one is you.
Fighting with me is like being in the special olympics. You may win, but in the end you’re still a retard.
Jealousy is a terrible disease…….Get well soon!
Tell me .. is being stupid a profession or are you just gifted?
Tact is for people not witty enough to be sarcastic.