Sarcastic Quotes and Sayings - Page 6

If you’re one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you.
Don’t be humble. You’re not that great.
I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here.
He was happily married – but his wife wasn’t.
He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.
If you’re too open-minded, your brains will [...]

144 Comments to “Sarcastic Quotes and Sayings”

• 101. Kelley wrote on 23 September, 2009, 22:58

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  Tact is for people not witty enough to be sarcastic.
• 102. Mandi wrote on 25 September, 2009, 16:47

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  Does this face look like it cares? NO!!!

  Let me think about it a minute ok NO!!
• 103. nichole wrote on 1 October, 2009, 18:57

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  You’re not that lucky and I’m not that desperate!
• 104. qinyuan wrote on 2 October, 2009, 13:37

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  You look good when your eyes are closed, but you look the best when my eyes closed.
• 105. somma wrote on 10 October, 2009, 18:44

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  person 1 : Watch my stuff.
  Me : Why? Is it going to do a trick.
• 106. Tinker wrote on 21 October, 2009, 9:59

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  awww that`s so cute!
  you actually think i care…
• 107. steve wrote on 27 October, 2009, 0:09

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  I’m definitely a morning person but often choose to sleep straight through it.
• 108. bmt wrote on 3 November, 2009, 22:16

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  Are you really stupid or you are just pretending?
• 109. jim wrote on 10 November, 2009, 16:37

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  The details of your incompetence does not interest me !
• 110. Munkichikin wrote on 15 November, 2009, 5:47

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  Oh… Sorry…. Did you mistake me for someone who cares?
• 111. someone wrote on 15 November, 2009, 6:54

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  Oh you want my number??….here it is….1-800-WATEVA!!!!!!!!!
• 112. levannah wrote on 19 November, 2009, 2:35

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  Police pulls over a speeding car ;

  COP: I’ve been waiting for you all day.
  DRIVER: Yeah well I got here as fast as I could.
• 113. Anei wrote on 20 November, 2009, 3:00

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  If it looks like I give a damn, please tell me. I don’t want to give off the wrong impression.
• 114. chyenne wrote on 27 November, 2009, 1:10

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  Don’t worry your not as dumb as you look.
• 115. mandy wrote on 4 December, 2009, 10:06

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  “I’d like to call you. What’s your number?”
  “It’s in the phone book.”
  “But I don’t know your name.”
  “That’s in the phone book too.”

  You’re so cool.
  Any cooler and you would be me.
• 116. Kavya wrote on 6 December, 2009, 18:00

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  I love you too much to let you be in peace.
• 117. Karen wrote on 7 December, 2009, 14:23

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  You don’t have to be ugly to be tough, but it helps.
• 118. John Smith wrote on 10 December, 2009, 23:55

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  Me (with sincerity): Do you know what I like most about you?
  You: No…what?
  Me: Absolutely Nothing.
• 119. Anonymous wrote on 18 December, 2009, 5:15

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  I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.
• 120. leuwent Gumbs wrote on 22 December, 2009, 15:08

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  Ow realy cool ,But hey look at my face do you see I care???? Like not