Sarcastic Quotes and Sayings - Page 6

344 Comments to “Sarcastic Quotes and Sayings”

• 101. Mandi wrote on 25 September, 2009

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  Does this face look like it cares? NO!!!

  Let me think about it a minute ok NO!!
• 102. nichole wrote on 1 October, 2009

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  You’re not that lucky and I’m not that desperate!
• 103. qinyuan wrote on 2 October, 2009

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  You look good when your eyes are closed, but you look the best when my eyes closed.
• 104. somma wrote on 10 October, 2009

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  person 1 : Watch my stuff.
  Me : Why? Is it going to do a trick.
• 105. Tinker wrote on 21 October, 2009

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  awww that`s so cute!
  you actually think i care…
• 106. steve wrote on 27 October, 2009

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  I’m definitely a morning person but often choose to sleep straight through it.
• 107. bmt wrote on 3 November, 2009

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  Are you really stupid or you are just pretending?
• 108. jim wrote on 10 November, 2009

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  The details of your incompetence does not interest me !
• 109. Munkichikin wrote on 15 November, 2009

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  Oh… Sorry…. Did you mistake me for someone who cares?
• 110. someone wrote on 15 November, 2009

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  Oh you want my number??….here it is….1-800-WATEVA!!!!!!!!!
• 111. levannah wrote on 19 November, 2009

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  Police pulls over a speeding car ;

  COP: I’ve been waiting for you all day.
  DRIVER: Yeah well I got here as fast as I could.
• 112. Anei wrote on 20 November, 2009

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  If it looks like I give a damn, please tell me. I don’t want to give off the wrong impression.
• 113. chyenne wrote on 27 November, 2009

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  Don’t worry your not as dumb as you look.
• 114. mandy wrote on 4 December, 2009

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  “I’d like to call you. What’s your number?”
  “It’s in the phone book.”
  “But I don’t know your name.”
  “That’s in the phone book too.”

  You’re so cool.
  Any cooler and you would be me.
• 115. Kavya wrote on 6 December, 2009

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  I love you too much to let you be in peace.
• 116. Karen wrote on 7 December, 2009

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  You don’t have to be ugly to be tough, but it helps.
• 117. John Smith wrote on 10 December, 2009

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  Me (with sincerity): Do you know what I like most about you?
  You: No…what?
  Me: Absolutely Nothing.
• 118. Anonymous wrote on 18 December, 2009

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  I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.
• 119. leuwent Gumbs wrote on 22 December, 2009

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  Ow realy cool ,But hey look at my face do you see I care???? Like not
• 120. Mass Of Thumbs wrote on 2 January, 2010

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  Time flies when I’m with you… well, it’s because I zone out mostly.