Sarcastic Quotes and Sayings - Page 6

113 Comments to “Sarcastic Quotes and Sayings”

• 101. Kelley wrote on 23 September, 2009, 22:58

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  Tact is for people not witty enough to be sarcastic.
• 102. Mandi wrote on 25 September, 2009, 16:47

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  Does this face look like it cares? NO!!!

  Let me think about it a minute ok NO!!
• 103. nichole wrote on 1 October, 2009, 18:57

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  You’re not that lucky and I’m not that desperate!
• 104. qinyuan wrote on 2 October, 2009, 13:37

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  You look good when your eyes are closed, but you look the best when my eyes closed.
• 105. somma wrote on 10 October, 2009, 18:44

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  person 1 : Watch my stuff.
  Me : Why? Is it going to do a trick.
• 106. Tinker wrote on 21 October, 2009, 9:59

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  awww that`s so cute!
  you actually think i care…
• 107. steve wrote on 27 October, 2009, 0:09

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  I’m definitely a morning person but often choose to sleep straight through it.
• 108. bmt wrote on 3 November, 2009, 22:16

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  Are you really stupid or you are just pretending?
• 109. jim wrote on 10 November, 2009, 16:37

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  The details of your incompetence does not interest me !
• 110. Munkichikin wrote on 15 November, 2009, 5:47

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  Oh… Sorry…. Did you mistake me for someone who cares?
• 111. someone wrote on 15 November, 2009, 6:54

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  Oh you want my number??….here it is….1-800-WATEVA!!!!!!!!!
• 112. levannah wrote on 19 November, 2009, 2:35

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  Police pulls over a speeding car ;

  COP: I’ve been waiting for you all day.
  DRIVER: Yeah well I got here as fast as I could.
• 113. Anei wrote on 20 November, 2009, 3:00

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  If it looks like I give a damn, please tell me. I don’t want to give off the wrong impression.