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  • 101. Kelley wrote on 23 September, 2009, 22:58
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    Tact is for people not witty enough to be sarcastic.

  • 102. Mandi wrote on 25 September, 2009, 16:47
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    Does this face look like it cares? NO!!!

    Let me think about it a minute ok NO!!

  • 103. nichole wrote on 1 October, 2009, 18:57
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    You’re not that lucky and I’m not that desperate!

  • 104. qinyuan wrote on 2 October, 2009, 13:37
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    You look good when your eyes are closed, but you look the best when my eyes closed.

  • 105. somma wrote on 10 October, 2009, 18:44
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    person 1 : Watch my stuff.
    Me : Why? Is it going to do a trick.

  • 106. Tinker wrote on 21 October, 2009, 9:59
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    awww that`s so cute!
    you actually think i care…

  • 107. steve wrote on 27 October, 2009, 0:09
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    I’m definitely a morning person but often choose to sleep straight through it.

  • 108. bmt wrote on 3 November, 2009, 22:16
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    Are you really stupid or you are just pretending?

  • 109. jim wrote on 10 November, 2009, 16:37
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    The details of your incompetence does not interest me !

  • 110. Munkichikin wrote on 15 November, 2009, 5:47
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    Oh… Sorry…. Did you mistake me for someone who cares?

  • 111. someone wrote on 15 November, 2009, 6:54
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    Oh you want my number??….here it is….1-800-WATEVA!!!!!!!!!

  • 112. levannah wrote on 19 November, 2009, 2:35
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    Police pulls over a speeding car ;

    COP: I’ve been waiting for you all day.
    DRIVER: Yeah well I got here as fast as I could.

  • 113. Anei wrote on 20 November, 2009, 3:00
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    If it looks like I give a damn, please tell me. I don’t want to give off the wrong impression.

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