Tact is for people not witty enough to be sarcastic.
Does this face look like it cares? NO!!!
Let me think about it a minute ok NO!!
You’re not that lucky and I’m not that desperate!
You look good when your eyes are closed, but you look the best when my eyes closed.
person 1 : Watch my stuff. Me : Why? Is it going to do a trick.
awww that`s so cute! you actually think i care…
I’m definitely a morning person but often choose to sleep straight through it.
Are you really stupid or you are just pretending?
The details of your incompetence does not interest me !
Oh… Sorry…. Did you mistake me for someone who cares?
Oh you want my number??….here it is….1-800-WATEVA!!!!!!!!!
Police pulls over a speeding car ;
COP: I’ve been waiting for you all day. DRIVER: Yeah well I got here as fast as I could.
If it looks like I give a damn, please tell me. I don’t want to give off the wrong impression.
Don’t worry your not as dumb as you look.
“I’d like to call you. What’s your number?” “It’s in the phone book.” “But I don’t know your name.” “That’s in the phone book too.”
You’re so cool. Any cooler and you would be me.
I love you too much to let you be in peace.
You don’t have to be ugly to be tough, but it helps.
Me (with sincerity): Do you know what I like most about you? You: No…what? Me: Absolutely Nothing.
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.
Ow realy cool ,But hey look at my face do you see I care???? Like not
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Tact is for people not witty enough to be sarcastic.
Does this face look like it cares? NO!!!
Let me think about it a minute ok NO!!
You’re not that lucky and I’m not that desperate!
You look good when your eyes are closed, but you look the best when my eyes closed.
person 1 : Watch my stuff.
Me : Why? Is it going to do a trick.
awww that`s so cute!
you actually think i care…
I’m definitely a morning person but often choose to sleep straight through it.
Are you really stupid or you are just pretending?
The details of your incompetence does not interest me !
Oh… Sorry…. Did you mistake me for someone who cares?
Oh you want my number??….here it is….1-800-WATEVA!!!!!!!!!
Police pulls over a speeding car ;
COP: I’ve been waiting for you all day.
DRIVER: Yeah well I got here as fast as I could.
If it looks like I give a damn, please tell me. I don’t want to give off the wrong impression.
Don’t worry your not as dumb as you look.
“I’d like to call you. What’s your number?”
“It’s in the phone book.”
“But I don’t know your name.”
“That’s in the phone book too.”
You’re so cool.
Any cooler and you would be me.
I love you too much to let you be in peace.
You don’t have to be ugly to be tough, but it helps.
Me (with sincerity): Do you know what I like most about you?
You: No…what?
Me: Absolutely Nothing.
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.
Ow realy cool ,But hey look at my face do you see I care???? Like not