Sarcastic Quotes and Sayings - Page 7

149 Comments to “Sarcastic Quotes and Sayings”

• 121. Mass Of Thumbs wrote on 2 January, 2010, 6:33

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  Time flies when I’m with you… well, it’s because I zone out mostly.
• 122. Mass Of Thumbs wrote on 2 January, 2010, 6:39

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  I feel like we’re apart when we’re in the same room! But If you keep talking, you’ll ruin the illusion.
• 123. Mass Of Thumbs wrote on 2 January, 2010, 6:52

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  No, I’m not ignoring you…I just lost interest in what you were about to say.
• 124. Naomi wrote on 5 January, 2010, 6:56

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  There’s a hole in your head, would you like me to plug it so the rest of your brain doesn’t fall out?
• 125. Naomi wrote on 5 January, 2010, 7:01

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  Psychologist can’t fix stupid, apparently it’s not a disorder that is recognized.
• 126. emmygirl wrote on 7 January, 2010, 1:55

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  A boy walks up to a girl. She’s crying.

  Boy: Looks to me like you need a shoulder to cry on…

  Girl: Good, then I can blow my nose on your shirt too!
• 127. Rachhh. wrote on 9 January, 2010, 20:21

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  Person: Yeah that’s so funny.
  You: Yeah that’s why everyone is laughing.
• 128. Connoisseur of Sarcasm wrote on 11 January, 2010, 14:47

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  There’s a very fine line between being sarcastic and being a callous jerk. Many, many people obviously have no idea where that line starts or stops. The best way to determine which is which is to imagine your words coming out of someone else’s mouth and imagine they’re being said about you. That should put things in perspective and help you not be someone you’d want to strangle if you were on the receiving end of your own “sarcasm”.
• 129. Idann wrote on 24 January, 2010, 1:39

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  If I promise to miss you, will you go away?
• 130. KarinInPain wrote on 28 January, 2010, 21:51

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  So I Burnt My Hand The Other Day.
  Then Someone Asks Me:
  You – “Did That Hurt??”
  Me – “No! I Just Yelled Out In Pain To Annoy Everyone!”
• 131. dotun wrote on 29 January, 2010, 8:54

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  Peter: Don’t try sarcasm with me, I’ll know.

  Paul: I can’t, you’re the king of sarcasm.
• 132. ThisOnesFunny wrote on 30 January, 2010, 5:44

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  One second….oh okay found it… here is my cellphone, call someone who cares…
• 133. Grouchier Marx wrote on 30 January, 2010, 11:59

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  Sarcasm: Helping the intelligent politely tolerate the obtuse for thousands of years.
• 134. vera lemon wrote on 7 February, 2010, 2:45

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  My imaginary friend says that you need a therapist.
• 135. vera lemon wrote on 7 February, 2010, 2:47

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  Just because the voices only talk to me doesn’t mean you should get all jealous. You’re just a little too crazy for their taste.
• 136. jo-c wrote on 11 February, 2010, 18:29

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  >Attempting to give a damn…..
  >Unable to give a damn…..
  >Stopping…..
  >Process failed!
  [Damn not given]
• 137. jo-c wrote on 11 February, 2010, 18:30

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  WAIT…..I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.
• 138. iyad wrote on 13 February, 2010, 21:18

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  You have a very strong grasp of the obvious.
• 139. yam wrote on 14 February, 2010, 11:43

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  You sound good every time you talk, and much better with your mouth closed.
• 140. Kurisutii wrote on 23 February, 2010, 6:38

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  Sitting in the cinema
  Person1: Oh My God! Did you just see that?
  Person2: Nahh, I paid $12 just to stare at the freakin roof. “?”