Sarcastic Quotes and Sayings - Page 8

192 Comments to “Sarcastic Quotes and Sayings”

• 141. Biteme wrote on 24 February, 2010, 8:55

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  You: Did I wake you up?
  Me: Nah I’m always awake at 3 am!
• 142. Natimar Diaz wrote on 25 February, 2010, 17:37

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  When people ask me stupid questions, it is my legal obligation to give a sarcastic remark.
• 143. farid khan wrote on 26 February, 2010, 17:55

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  If you don’t have the money for air ticket borrow your neighbor’s carpet next time…
• 144. That one guy wrote on 2 March, 2010, 14:31

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  You: Why was six afraid of seven?
  Because seven eight nine!

  Me: That was so funny that I forgot to laugh.
• 145. Tieszen wrote on 2 March, 2010, 21:01

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  Other Person: Sarcasm is a Dying Art.
  Me (Looks person up and down): Not all of us can be Monet. You’re the perfect example!

  Parent: Are you taking a tone with me?
  Me: No, that’s your imagination

  Other Person: Aren’t you sarcastic?
  Me: Me? Never! You can leave now.

  Me: You act like such a girl
  Other Person: I AM a girl.
  Me: Right. So, uh…really?
• 146. limadreso wrote on 7 March, 2010, 15:01

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  Oooohhh…soooo sorry..you must be mistaking me for someone who cares…
• 147. SR wrote on 9 March, 2010, 4:36

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  You : My dad bought me a new mirror, the old one is broken.
  Me : I can see why
• 148. OOPSI wrote on 11 March, 2010, 15:41

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  Find your patience before I lose mine.
• 149. Natalis wrote on 16 March, 2010, 2:11

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  A girl wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on someones feet

  Girl: Sorry, did that hurt?
  Someone: No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia why don’t you try again.
• 150. Ishamael wrote on 22 March, 2010, 19:59

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  Oh yeah, the louder you yell, the more right you are.

  Turn off the lights…..you look better that way.
• 151. Cool kid 101 wrote on 24 March, 2010, 15:57

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  You almost made me cry but then you left.
• 152. witt wrote on 30 March, 2010, 6:40

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  Mom: You cant have a coke now!
  Kid: Why not?
  Mom: Because it’s bad for you this early in the morning.
  Kid: Well how does the coke know it’s morning?
• 153. tim wrote on 30 March, 2010, 8:07

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  I’m sorry while you were talking I was trying to figure where the hell you got the idea I cared.
• 154. Danielle wrote on 30 March, 2010, 15:28

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  Looks are only skin deep but ugly goes right to the bone.
• 155. GKB PSYCHO.unit wrote on 5 April, 2010, 18:09

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  Bro: Did you see my pen?
  Me: No, do you wanna see mine?
• 156. SR wrote on 6 April, 2010, 13:35

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  You : i know I’m just an ugly guy..*hoping to be praised*
  Me : awwh, don’t be sad, there are many more uglier people out there..
  You : ^!%!$#@$@^@**@&^@%$@
  Me : =)
• 157. N413z wrote on 12 April, 2010, 1:50

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  Tell me what gave you the impression that I actually care, so I can avoid it next time.
• 158. Name wrote on 13 April, 2010, 22:25

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  Person: Hey you!
  Person #2: Me?
  Person: No, the person that’s not standing next to you!
• 159. ProfessorChaos wrote on 13 April, 2010, 22:38

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  Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, and the highest form of intelligence.
• 160. David S wrote on 14 April, 2010, 0:01

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  It’s not that they’re ugly. It’s just that everybody else is better looking.