Sarcastic Quotes and Sayings - Page 9

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161. kala wrote on 16 April, 2010
Vote: 119 27

I ain’t sleeping. I am just looking into my eyelids.
162. whit wrote on 21 April, 2010
Vote: 117 33

You: Are you sleeping?
Me: I’m not sleeping, I’m just trying to suffocate this bug in my eye… it might take a while.
163. Sarah wrote on 21 April, 2010
Vote: 255 16

You: Do you want a piece of my mind?!
Me: Oh no, I couldn’t take the last piece.
164. graham wrote on 26 April, 2010
Vote: 22 123

Insomnia i can’t stand it… right must go to sleep to think of a cure !!!!
165. marcus lomax wrote on 27 April, 2010
Vote: 303 9

It takes patience to listen.. it takes skill to pretend you’re listening.
166. iisha wrote on 1 May, 2010
Vote: 36 169

Me: How many spots can you see on may face?
You: You want me to count?
167. Sfiesta wrote on 2 May, 2010
Vote: 63 26

That sounds so cool! It’s a shame I’m not interested…
168. wolf77 wrote on 2 May, 2010
Vote: 17 72

Oh wow, who cut your hair?… The council?
169. Pugbear wrote on 12 May, 2010
Vote: 119 19

I’d tell you to go to hell, but i work there and i don’t want to see you everyday!
170. I LOVE BOONE wrote on 15 May, 2010
Vote: 184 23

SSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH! I smell something
171. Jennifer wrote on 16 May, 2010
Vote: 130 16

We have a love and hate relationship…….. He loves me, I hate him.
172. Emily Skyler wrote on 17 May, 2010
Vote: 58 29

Just in case you haven’t noticed, you are ugly both mentally and physically. Other than that? You are totally fine!
173. FranklyiDontCare wrote on 19 May, 2010
Vote: 213 17

You: OMG did you just fall.?
Me: No the ground just came up and smacked me in my face.!
174. maianaize wrote on 26 May, 2010
Vote: 174 17

Congratulations, If you press the elevator button three times it goes into hurry mode – really…
175. Alisha wrote on 6 June, 2010
Vote: 154 18

Person 1: Can i ask you a question?
Person 2: You just did!
176. Alisha wrote on 6 June, 2010
Vote: 43 23

Oh I’m sorry, I’m not really good at acting like i care!
177. Chiahjee wrote on 7 June, 2010
Vote: 106 43

‘A’ is reading a book, ‘B’ says …

B: “Are you reading?”
A: “No, I’m staring at the book hoping that lasers will come out of my eyes and burn the book.”
178. daniel wrote on 7 June, 2010
Vote: 47 24

Woman 1 – Do you like my new jeans?
Woman 2 – wow yes… do they come in women sizes?
179. Sully Suliman wrote on 11 June, 2010
Vote: 25 40

Somebody: So you think you’re some kind of player?
You: No. I know I’m the Game!
180. mimi wrote on 13 June, 2010
Vote: 103 22

Person 1: Are you sleeping?
Person 2: Oh yes, I’m always having conversations in my sleep…