Sarcastic Quotes and Sayings - Page 9

206 Comments to “Sarcastic Quotes and Sayings”

• 161. michelle wrote on 15 April, 2010, 4:21

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  Ugliness can be fixed, stupidity is forever.
• 162. kala wrote on 16 April, 2010, 1:00

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  I ain’t sleeping. I am just looking into my eyelids.
• 163. whit wrote on 21 April, 2010, 15:44

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  You: Are you sleeping?
  Me: I’m not sleeping, I’m just trying to suffocate this bug in my eye… it might take a while.
• 164. Sarah wrote on 21 April, 2010, 20:20

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  You: Do you want a piece of my mind?!
  Me: Oh no, I couldn’t take the last piece.
• 165. graham wrote on 26 April, 2010, 8:38

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  Insomnia i can’t stand it… right must go to sleep to think of a cure !!!!
• 166. marcus lomax wrote on 27 April, 2010, 5:08

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  It takes patience to listen.. it takes skill to pretend you’re listening.
• 167. iisha wrote on 1 May, 2010, 14:44

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  Me: How many spots can you see on may face?
  You: You want me to count?
• 168. Sfiesta wrote on 2 May, 2010, 20:21

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  That sounds so cool! It’s a shame I’m not interested…
• 169. wolf77 wrote on 2 May, 2010, 22:28

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  Oh wow, who cut your hair?… The council?
• 170. Pugbear wrote on 12 May, 2010, 10:42

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  I’d tell you to go to hell, but i work there and i don’t want to see you everyday!
• 171. I LOVE BOONE wrote on 15 May, 2010, 20:55

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  SSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH! I smell something
• 172. Jennifer wrote on 16 May, 2010, 17:01

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  We have a love and hate relationship…….. He loves me, I hate him.
• 173. Emily Skyler wrote on 17 May, 2010, 10:17

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  Just in case you haven’t noticed, you are ugly both mentally and physically. Other than that? You are totally fine!
• 174. FranklyiDontCare wrote on 19 May, 2010, 16:43

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  You: OMG did you just fall.?
  Me: No the ground just came up and smacked me in my face.!
• 175. maianaize wrote on 26 May, 2010, 23:53

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  Congratulations, If you press the elevator button three times it goes into hurry mode – really…
• 176. Alisha wrote on 6 June, 2010, 4:46

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  Person 1: Can i ask you a question?
  Person 2: You just did!
• 177. Alisha wrote on 6 June, 2010, 4:55

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  Oh I’m sorry, I’m not really good at acting like i care!
• 178. Chiahjee wrote on 7 June, 2010, 15:33

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  ‘A’ is reading a book, ‘B’ says …

  B: “Are you reading?”
  A: “No, I’m staring at the book hoping that lasers will come out of my eyes and burn the book.”
• 179. daniel wrote on 7 June, 2010, 23:23

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  Woman 1 – Do you like my new jeans?
  Woman 2 – wow yes… do they come in women sizes?
• 180. Sully Suliman wrote on 11 June, 2010, 20:07

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  Somebody: So you think you’re some kind of player?
  You: No. I know I’m the Game!