Well, thank you. Coming from you, it means…absolutely nothing.
Awww that`s so cute! you actually think I care…
I’m not sleeping, I’m just checking my eyelids for holes!
B*tch at least I still remember planetary motion. The world revolves around the sun.
Nice shoes, how long did the doctor say you had to were them?
You: I don’t understand this. Me: Do you want me to bring a ladder? You: A ladder for what? Me: So you can step up to my intelligence level.
Tell me what gave you the impression that I actually care, so I can avoid it next time.
One second…oh okay found it… Here is my cellphone, call someone who cares…
Are you going to school tomorrow? Nah, I’m riding my unicorn to Mars instead.
Teacher asked why are you late? Student: Because I didn’t come in early.
I’m sorry. I couldn’t see a person behind that giant ego. I must be psychic. I predicted you’d be an idiot. Don’t blame yourself. Let me do it. I failed my spelling test. The teacher said “Idiot” and I put your name down.
Person: Go to hell You: As long as you won’t be there
No you’re not ugly.. It’s just that you’re face is few centuries out of fashion.
Oh, you deleted me on Facebook. Is that your final revenge? What’s next… You throw a fruit loop at the back of
my head and expect it to hurt?
I don’t know what you’re problem is. . . But I’m pretty sure it’s hard to pronounce.
Sarcasm: The ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.
The only thing to fear is fear itself and what 9 out of 10 doctors would prescribe.
You’re so cheap. Yeah! & still you can’t afford me!
Sorry, sarcasm falls out of my mouth like stupidity falls out of yours.
Person 1: What do you think we should make for dinner? Person 2: Food.
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