Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 16

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I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here.
- Stephen Bishop

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Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt.
- Cassandra Clare

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If you’re too open- minded, your brains will fall out.
- Lawrence Ferlinghetti

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If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

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Sarcasm I now see to be, in general, the language of the Devil; for which reason I have, long since, as good as renounced it.
- Thomas Carlyle

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Don’t be humble. You’re not that great.
- Golda Meir

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Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

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I like you. People say I’ve got no taste, but I like you.

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A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty of humility.
- Lawrence G. Lovasik

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“Are you sarcastic?” “Well no duh!”

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Shut up, will you?” “Oh, I’m sorry, Your Highness, should I go get you your coffee and tea now?

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Nothing is more discouraging than unappreciated sarcasm.

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I’m impressed, I’ve never met such a small mind inside such a big head before.

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Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
- Ashleigh Brilliant

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You were looking good from afar.. Now you’re far from looking good.

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We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.

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I won’t say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner.We used to write essays like: What I’m going to be if I grow up.
- Lenny Bruce

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The grass may be greener on the other side but at least you don’t have to mow it.

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He was happily married – but his wife wasn’t.
- Victor Borge

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Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.

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He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.
- Oscar Wilde

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A person who aims at nothing is sure to hit it.

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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
- Groucho Marx


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