Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings

Nothing is more discouraging than unappreciated sarcasm.

I am not bad. I am just dangerously awful.

Submitted by: Tiela Selepe

Just in case you haven’t noticed, you are ugly both mentally and physically. Other than that? You are totally fine!

Submitted by: Emily Skyler

You- “oh find it funny do you?!”
Me- “hence the laughter”

Submitted by: Leah Victoria

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Groucho Marx

Someone said that you didn’t have half a brain, but I defended you, I insisted that you did!

Submitted by: Richard
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You’re pretty… See I can be funny too.

Submitted by: faith

The details of your incompetence does not interest me !

Submitted by: jim

Psychologist can’t fix stupid, apparently it’s not a disorder that is recognized.

Submitted by: Naomi

Look at my face and tell me if it looks like I care.

Submitted by: chris

Me: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
You: Aww
Me: Cause your face is seriously messed up!

Submitted by: Alli
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I need you like a fish need a rain coat.

Submitted by: QUINNAE CAVER

Being hated and ignored by many, makes my life a lot more easier to handle.

Submitted by: Sigmund

People say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit… And that comes from the people who don’t understand it.

Submitted by: morras

DAD… What do you want to be when you grow up?
KID… An adult.

Submitted by: Amba Marie

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