Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings
You : I know I’m just an ugly guy..*hoping to be praised*
Me : awwh, don’t be sad, there are many more uglier people out there..
You : ^!%!$#@$@^@**@&^@%$@
Me : =)
Just in case you haven’t noticed, you are ugly both mentally and physically. Other than that? You are totally fine!
You- “oh find it funny do you?!”
Me- “hence the laughter”
The details of your incompetence does not interest me !
Nothing is more discouraging than unappreciated sarcasm.
Psychologist can’t fix stupid, apparently it’s not a disorder that is recognized.
You’re pretty… See I can be funny too.
Look at my face and tell me if it looks like I care.
Person 1: Is that you?!
Person 2: Nah, I’m an alien from the planet obvious.
I need you like a fish need a rain coat.
Being hated and ignored by many, makes my life a lot more easier to handle.
I hear voices and even they don’t like you.!
Women… Did you fall there Mister…
Me… Na I was trying to break a bar of toffee in my back pocket.
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
– Groucho Marx
You’re only jealous cos the voices don’t talk to you.