Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings
You : I know I’m just an ugly guy..*hoping to be praised*
Me : awwh, don’t be sad, there are many more uglier people out there..
You : ^!%!$#@$@^@**@&^@%$@
Me : =)
No you’re not ugly.. It’s just that you’re face is few centuries out of fashion.
Nothing is more discouraging than unappreciated sarcasm.
How much do you charge to haunt a house?
Psychologist can’t fix stupid, apparently it’s not a disorder that is recognized.
I hear voices and even they don’t like you.!
Women… Did you fall there Mister…
Me… Na I was trying to break a bar of toffee in my back pocket.
Someone said that you didn’t have half a brain, but I defended you, I insisted that you did!
Person 1: Is that you?!
Person 2: Nah, I’m an alien from the planet obvious.
Me: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Me: Cause your face is seriously messed up!
You’re only jealous cos the voices don’t talk to you.
Look at my face and tell me if it looks like I care.
You’re pretty… See I can be funny too.
I need you like a fish need a rain coat.
Inside the fitting room:
Me: Hey Miss, it doesn’t fit me, do you have a larger size of this shirt?
Sales Lady: Is it for you Sir?
Me: No, its for the other guy on that room, I am wondering why I am fitting this one, can you get a larger size for him?