Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 16
If you’re one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you.
I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here.
– Stephen Bishop
Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt.
– Cassandra Clare
If you’re too open- minded, your brains will fall out.
– Lawrence Ferlinghetti
If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
Sarcasm I now see to be, in general, the language of the Devil; for which reason I have, long since, as good as renounced it.
– Thomas Carlyle
Don’t be humble. You’re not that great.
– Golda Meir
Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
I like you. People say I’ve got no taste, but I like you.
A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty of humility.
– Lawrence G. Lovasik
“Are you sarcastic?” “Well no duh!”
Shut up, will you?” “Oh, I’m sorry, Your Highness, should I go get you your coffee and tea now?
Nothing is more discouraging than unappreciated sarcasm.
I’m impressed, I’ve never met such a small mind inside such a big head before.
Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
– Ashleigh Brilliant
You were looking good from afar.. Now you’re far from looking good.
We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.
I won’t say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner.We used to write essays like: What I’m going to be if I grow up.
– Lenny Bruce
The grass may be greener on the other side but at least you don’t have to mow it.
He was happily married – but his wife wasn’t.
– Victor Borge
Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.
He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.
– Oscar Wilde
A person who aims at nothing is sure to hit it.
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
– Groucho Marx