Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings

You : I know I’m just an ugly guy..*hoping to be praised*
Me : awwh, don’t be sad, there are many more uglier people out there..
You : ^!%!$#@$@^@**@&^@%$@
Me : =)

Submitted by: SR

Just in case you haven’t noticed, you are ugly both mentally and physically. Other than that? You are totally fine!

Submitted by: Emily Skyler

You- “oh find it funny do you?!”
Me- “hence the laughter”

Submitted by: Leah Victoria

The details of your incompetence does not interest me !

Submitted by: jim

Nothing is more discouraging than unappreciated sarcasm.

Psychologist can’t fix stupid, apparently it’s not a disorder that is recognized.

Submitted by: Naomi

You’re pretty… See I can be funny too.

Submitted by: faith

Look at my face and tell me if it looks like I care.

Submitted by: chris

Person 1: Is that you?!
Person 2: Nah, I’m an alien from the planet obvious.

Submitted by: Fred 'n' George

I need you like a fish need a rain coat.

Submitted by: QUINNAE CAVER

Being hated and ignored by many, makes my life a lot more easier to handle.

Submitted by: Sigmund

I hear voices and even they don’t like you.!

Submitted by: kallie 123

Women… Did you fall there Mister…
Me… Na I was trying to break a bar of toffee in my back pocket.

Submitted by: Sir Custac Cant

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Groucho Marx

You’re only jealous cos the voices don’t talk to you.

Submitted by: Shadowfairy1996

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