Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings
Just in case you haven’t noticed, you are ugly both mentally and physically. Other than that? You are totally fine!
So are you single?…- For you? No.
Nice top do they make them for guys?( obviously this must be asked to a guy)
(When bumping into someone you hate and haven’t seen for a while)…Five more minutes and I would have started missing you.
..statement – I am at College/ I was accepted in College…response- Oh good for you. So is it to study or to be studied?
Nothing is more discouraging than unappreciated sarcasm.
Someone said that you didn’t have half a brain, but I defended you, I insisted that you did!
Person 1: Is that you?!
Person 2: Nah, I’m an alien from the planet obvious.
You’re pretty… See I can be funny too.
The details of your incompetence does not interest me !
Psychologist can’t fix stupid, apparently it’s not a disorder that is recognized.
Look at my face and tell me if it looks like I care.
I need you like a fish need a rain coat.
Being hated and ignored by many, makes my life a lot more easier to handle.
Me: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Me: Cause your face is seriously messed up!
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
– Groucho Marx
DAD… What do you want to be when you grow up?
KID… An adult.
Inside the fitting room:
Me: Hey Miss, it doesn’t fit me, do you have a larger size of this shirt?
Sales Lady: Is it for you Sir?
Me: No, its for the other guy on that room, I am wondering why I am fitting this one, can you get a larger size for him?