Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 16

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It’s not that they’re ugly. It’s just that everybody else is better looking.

Submitted by: David S

‘A’ is reading a book, ‘B’ says …
B: “Are you reading?”
A: “No, I’m staring at the book hoping that lasers will come out of my eyes and burn the book.”

Submitted by: Chiahjee

I don’t hate you. Its just my attitude has problems with your personality.

Submitted by: Bella

Text: You awake???
Reply: No didn’t you know I text in my sleep
Text back: Oh…text me when you’re awake…
5 minutes later…
Text: Are you awake yet?

Submitted by: Didget

No, I’m not ignoring you…I just lost interest in what you were about to say.

Submitted by: Mass Of Thumbs

Text : Hey, you up??!!
Text response: Nope, just fell asleep an hour ago. . .

Submitted by: OMGOSH ITS ME!

This is my cup of care… _/ … Oh! Would you look at that, it’s empty!

Submitted by: Lexi-Lou

There is a strong need for a sarcasm font.

Submitted by: nnaeel

Person: Go to hell!
Me: I must already be in Hell since you’re still standing here.

Submitted by: Nick

How can I miss you if you won’t go away?

Submitted by: prplraines

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