Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 16
Text: You awake???
Reply: No didn’t you know I text in my sleep
Text back: Oh…text me when you’re awake…
5 minutes later…
Text: Are you awake yet?
I’m not good at giving advice…how about sarcasm?
No, I’m not ignoring you…I just lost interest in what you were about to say.
It’s not that they’re ugly. It’s just that everybody else is better looking.
Text : Hey, you up??!!
Text response: Nope, just fell asleep an hour ago. . .
There is a strong need for a sarcasm font.
I don’t hate you. Its just my attitude has problems with your personality.
This is my cup of care… _/ … Oh! Would you look at that, it’s empty!
Person: Go to hell!
Me: I must already be in Hell since you’re still standing here.
You can’t face the problem if the problem is your face.