Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings

Just in case you haven’t noticed, you are ugly both mentally and physically. Other than that? You are totally fine!

Submitted by: Emily Skyler

So are you single?…- For you? No.
Nice top do they make them for guys?( obviously this must be asked to a guy)
(When bumping into someone you hate and haven’t seen for a while)…Five more minutes and I would have started missing you.
..statement – I am at College/ I was accepted in College…response- Oh good for you. So is it to study or to be studied?

Submitted by: sarcastiktik Boom

Nothing is more discouraging than unappreciated sarcasm.

Someone said that you didn’t have half a brain, but I defended you, I insisted that you did!

Submitted by: Richard

The details of your incompetence does not interest me !

Submitted by: jim

Person 1: Is that you?!
Person 2: Nah, I’m an alien from the planet obvious.

Submitted by: Fred 'n' George

Psychologist can’t fix stupid, apparently it’s not a disorder that is recognized.

Submitted by: Naomi

You’re pretty… See I can be funny too.

Submitted by: faith

Look at my face and tell me if it looks like I care.

Submitted by: chris

I need you like a fish need a rain coat.

Submitted by: QUINNAE CAVER

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Groucho Marx

Me: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
You: Aww
Me: Cause your face is seriously messed up!

Submitted by: Alli

Being hated and ignored by many, makes my life a lot more easier to handle.

Submitted by: Sigmund

I hear voices and even they don’t like you.!

Submitted by: kallie 123

Women… Did you fall there Mister…
Me… Na I was trying to break a bar of toffee in my back pocket.

Submitted by: Sir Custac Cant

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