Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings

A person who aims at nothing is sure to hit it.

I like you. People say I’ve got no taste, but I like you.

If you’re too open- minded, your brains will fall out.
– Lawrence Ferlinghetti

I let you know when I start to care….Check back in about five years.

Submitted by: apatheticinatl77

3 o’clock in the morning and your best friend calls
You: HEY!! Dude I’m awake and super hyper!!!
You: Dude, are you asleep?
Me: No stupid, I’m skydiving.

Submitted by: Shelby

Person 1: Why are you so fat?
Person 2: I’m not fat. I am skinny, it’s just that because of all the fat you can’t see it.

Submitted by: DING DONG

Wow, it was nice meeting you!
And if I ever see you again, it’ll be too soon.

Submitted by: prakash

Her face makes me wanna learning boxing.

Submitted by: lena

If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

I had a slight headache, then you my friend, just turned it into a migraine. Thank you very much.

Submitted by: danielle

And who told you you were intelligent?????

Submitted by: gilda

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.
Oscar Wilde

Sarcasm I now see to be, in general, the language of the Devil; for which reason I have, long since, as good as renounced it.
Thomas Carlyle

You: I’m Sick Of You and You’re Nonsense!
Me: Well Take Some Medicine.

Submitted by: Chris

You sound good every time you talk, and much better with your mouth closed.

Submitted by: yam

Early to bed early to rise just means you didn’t get invited to the party.

Submitted by: aj

As a matter of fact, the whole world does revolve around me!

Submitted by: Anarchy

I won’t say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner.We used to write essays like: What I’m going to be if I grow up.
– Lenny Bruce

Person 1: Only few people can practice two arts simultaneously.
Person 2: That is why I practice three. :)

Submitted by: Kiel

– Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.
– Exactly! It’s the only form I’m capable of.

Submitted by: Anonymous

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