Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings
If you’re one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you.
You : I know I’m just an ugly guy..*hoping to be praised*
Me : awwh, don’t be sad, there are many more uglier people out there..
You : ^!%!$#@$@^@**@&^@%$@
Me : =)
The details of your incompetence does not interest me !
Someone said that you didn’t have half a brain, but I defended you, I insisted that you did!
Psychologist can’t fix stupid, apparently it’s not a disorder that is recognized.
Nothing is more discouraging than unappreciated sarcasm.
Person 1: Is that you?!
Person 2: Nah, I’m an alien from the planet obvious.
You’re pretty… See I can be funny too.
Look at my face and tell me if it looks like I care.
I hear voices and even they don’t like you.!
You’re only jealous cos the voices don’t talk to you.
Women… Did you fall there Mister…
Me… Na I was trying to break a bar of toffee in my back pocket.
Me: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Me: Cause your face is seriously messed up!
Being hated and ignored by many, makes my life a lot more easier to handle.
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
– Groucho Marx