Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 16
‘A’ is reading a book, ‘B’ says …
B: “Are you reading?”
A: “No, I’m staring at the book hoping that lasers will come out of my eyes and burn the book.”
It’s not that they’re ugly. It’s just that everybody else is better looking.
Text: You awake???
Reply: No didn’t you know I text in my sleep
Text back: Oh…text me when you’re awake…
5 minutes later…
Text: Are you awake yet?
No, I’m not ignoring you…I just lost interest in what you were about to say.
I don’t hate you. Its just my attitude has problems with your personality.
This is my cup of care… _/ … Oh! Would you look at that, it’s empty!
Text : Hey, you up??!!
Text response: Nope, just fell asleep an hour ago. . .
There is a strong need for a sarcasm font.
Person: Go to hell!
Me: I must already be in Hell since you’re still standing here.
You can’t face the problem if the problem is your face.