Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 16
‘A’ is reading a book, ‘B’ says …
B: “Are you reading?”
A: “No, I’m staring at the book hoping that lasers will come out of my eyes and burn the book.”
Text: You awake???
Reply: No didn’t you know I text in my sleep
Text back: Oh…text me when you’re awake…
5 minutes later…
Text: Are you awake yet?
No, I’m not ignoring you…I just lost interest in what you were about to say.
It’s not that they’re ugly. It’s just that everybody else is better looking.
There is a strong need for a sarcasm font.
I don’t hate you. Its just my attitude has problems with your personality.
This is my cup of care… _/ … Oh! Would you look at that, it’s empty!
Text : Hey, you up??!!
Text response: Nope, just fell asleep an hour ago. . .
Person: Go to hell!
Me: I must already be in Hell since you’re still standing here.
3 A.M. Phone call… Hey are you asleep?… No I’m sky diving!