Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings
A person who aims at nothing is sure to hit it.
I like you. People say I’ve got no taste, but I like you.
If you’re too open- minded, your brains will fall out.
– Lawrence Ferlinghetti
I let you know when I start to care….Check back in about five years.
3 o’clock in the morning and your best friend calls
You: HEY!! Dude I’m awake and super hyper!!!
You: Dude, are you asleep?
Me: No stupid, I’m skydiving.
Person 1: Why are you so fat?
Person 2: I’m not fat. I am skinny, it’s just that because of all the fat you can’t see it.
Wow, it was nice meeting you!
And if I ever see you again, it’ll be too soon.
Her face makes me wanna learning boxing.
If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
I had a slight headache, then you my friend, just turned it into a migraine. Thank you very much.
And who told you you were intelligent?????
He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.
– Oscar Wilde
Sarcasm I now see to be, in general, the language of the Devil; for which reason I have, long since, as good as renounced it.
– Thomas Carlyle
You: I’m Sick Of You and You’re Nonsense!
Me: Well Take Some Medicine.
You sound good every time you talk, and much better with your mouth closed.
Early to bed early to rise just means you didn’t get invited to the party.
As a matter of fact, the whole world does revolve around me!
I won’t say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner.We used to write essays like: What I’m going to be if I grow up.
– Lenny Bruce
Person 1: Only few people can practice two arts simultaneously.
Person 2: That is why I practice three. :)
– Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.
– Exactly! It’s the only form I’m capable of.