Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings
Text: You awake???
Reply: No didn’t you know I text in my sleep
Text back: Oh…text me when you’re awake…
5 minutes later…
Text: Are you awake yet?
Person: Go to hell!
Me: I must already be in Hell since you’re still standing here.
No, I’m not ignoring you…I just lost interest in what you were about to say.
I’m not good at giving advice…how about sarcasm?
I don’t hate you. Its just my attitude has problems with your personality.
There is a strong need for a sarcasm font.
This is my cup of care… _/ … Oh! Would you look at that, it’s empty!
Text : Hey, you up??!!
Text response: Nope, just fell asleep an hour ago. . .
It’s not that they’re ugly. It’s just that everybody else is better looking.
You can’t face the problem if the problem is your face.