Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Groucho Marx

You’re pretty… See I can be funny too.

Submitted by: faith

You- “oh find it funny do you?!”
Me- “hence the laughter”

Submitted by: Leah Victoria

So are you single?…- For you? No.
Nice top do they make them for guys?( obviously this must be asked to a guy)
(When bumping into someone you hate and haven’t seen for a while)…Five more minutes and I would have started missing you.
..statement – I am at College/ I was accepted in College…response- Oh good for you. So is it to study or to be studied?

Submitted by: sarcastiktik Boom

The details of your incompetence does not interest me !

Submitted by: jim
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I am not bad. I am just dangerously awful.

Submitted by: Tiela Selepe

Someone said that you didn’t have half a brain, but I defended you, I insisted that you did!

Submitted by: Richard

Just in case you haven’t noticed, you are ugly both mentally and physically. Other than that? You are totally fine!

Submitted by: Emily Skyler

I need you like a fish need a rain coat.

Submitted by: QUINNAE CAVER

Psychologist can’t fix stupid, apparently it’s not a disorder that is recognized.

Submitted by: Naomi

Being hated and ignored by many, makes my life a lot more easier to handle.

Submitted by: Sigmund
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Me: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
You: Aww
Me: Cause your face is seriously messed up!

Submitted by: Alli

People say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit… And that comes from the people who don’t understand it.

Submitted by: morras

Look at my face and tell me if it looks like I care.

Submitted by: chris

Inside the fitting room:
Me: Hey Miss, it doesn’t fit me, do you have a larger size of this shirt?
Sales Lady: Is it for you Sir?
Me: No, its for the other guy on that room, I am wondering why I am fitting this one, can you get a larger size for him?

Submitted by: Ryan

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