Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings

If you’re one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you.

You : I know I’m just an ugly guy..*hoping to be praised*
Me : awwh, don’t be sad, there are many more uglier people out there..
You : ^!%!$#@$@^@**@&^@%$@
Me : =)

Submitted by: SR

The details of your incompetence does not interest me !

Submitted by: jim

Nothing is more discouraging than unappreciated sarcasm.

Psychologist can’t fix stupid, apparently it’s not a disorder that is recognized.

Submitted by: Naomi

Person 1: Is that you?!
Person 2: Nah, I’m an alien from the planet obvious.

Submitted by: Fred 'n' George

You’re pretty… See I can be funny too.

Submitted by: faith

I hear voices and even they don’t like you.!

Submitted by: kallie 123

You’re only jealous cos the voices don’t talk to you.

Submitted by: Shadowfairy1996

Women… Did you fall there Mister…
Me… Na I was trying to break a bar of toffee in my back pocket.

Submitted by: Sir Custac Cant

Look at my face and tell me if it looks like I care.

Submitted by: chris

Someone said that you didn’t have half a brain, but I defended you, I insisted that you did!

Submitted by: Richard

People say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit… And that comes from the people who don’t understand it.

Submitted by: morras

Me: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
You: Aww
Me: Cause your face is seriously messed up!

Submitted by: Alli

I need you like a fish need a rain coat.

Submitted by: QUINNAE CAVER

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