Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 16
Are you going to school tomorrow?
Nah, I’m riding my unicorn to Mars instead.
Mom: Is that cake delicious?
You: MMMMM… No, it’s awful, that’s why I’m eating it.
Be my guest and leave.
You’re not stupid; you’re just not that smart.
Man, I sure do hate a bag of air with chips in it.
Abusive Mom: Do you hate me?
Girl: No, I just wish you would get your next period in a shark tank
Abusive Dad: Do you hate me?
Girl: No, it’s just that if you were on fire I’d roast marshmallows.
Person 1: Did you fall?
Person 2: No, a bunch a kids wanted to play ping pong with my a**.
Okay…Tell me and I’ll pretend to care.
I had a slight headache, then you my friend, just turned it into a migraine. Thank you very much.
You: I’m Sick Of You and You’re Nonsense!
Me: Well Take Some Medicine.
Man…you are so funny, but hey looks aren’t everything.
Me: Hey guess what I just found out!
Black guy: What?
Me: I know a black guy!
Black guy: Me too!
As a matter of fact, the whole world does revolve around me!
You’re almost funny.
I love parents’ way of saying you have got a point “Don’t talk back at me!!”
Go to hell!
Okay, I will come to visit you
- Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.
- Exactly! It’s the only form I’m capable of.
Look at my face and tell me if it looks like I care.
I let you know when I start to care….Check back in about five years.
Well aren’t you just a ray of sunshine.
You fell asleep!
No I just closed by eyes for few hours.