Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings
DAD… What do you want to be when you grow up?
KID… An adult.
You’re only jealous cos the voices don’t talk to you.
People say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit… And that comes from the people who don’t understand it.
Inside the fitting room:
Me: Hey Miss, it doesn’t fit me, do you have a larger size of this shirt?
Sales Lady: Is it for you Sir?
Me: No, its for the other guy on that room, I am wondering why I am fitting this one, can you get a larger size for him?
He was happily married – but his wife wasn’t.
– Victor Borge
I trip and knock over a book shelf.
Random person: “Smooth.”
Me: “Thank you, I try.”
It’s okay, my sarcasm fixes your stupidity.
Awkward moment – When your sarcasm is so advanced it makes you look stupid.
I’m sorry. My fault. I forgot you were an idiot.
Shut up, will you?” “Oh, I’m sorry, Your Highness, should I go get you your coffee and tea now?
“Are you sarcastic?” “Well no duh!”
You’re in shape, bearing in mind that ’round’ is a shape…
Person 1 : Was my speech good?
Person 2 : Yup but I couldn’t understand a word you were saying.
Person 1: “Does this look like a face of concern?”
Person 2: “It will if I smashed it in.”
Time flies by when you’re insulting people.
A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty of humility.
– Lawrence G. Lovasik