Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings
3 A.M. Phone call… Hey are you asleep?… No I’m sky diving!
Oh yeah, the louder you yell, the more right you are.
Turn off the lights…you look better that way.
How can I miss you if you won’t go away?
I love parents’ way of saying you have got a point “Don’t talk back at me!!”
Do I know Sarcasm? Why yes he’s my best friend…
Mom: Have you picked out what you’re wearing to school tomorrow?
Mom: What is it?
You: Go to hell.
Me: I go on vacations there.
Looks are only skin deep but ugly goes right to the bone.
Nice shoes, how long did the doctor say you had to were them?
There’s a fine like between being tanned, and looking like you rolled in Doritos.