Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 17
How can I miss you if you won’t go away?
3 A.M. Phone call… Hey are you asleep?… No I’m sky diving!
Do I know Sarcasm? Why yes he’s my best friend…
Oh yeah, the louder you yell, the more right you are.
Turn off the lights…you look better that way.
You: Go to hell.
Me: I go on vacations there.
Mom: Have you picked out what you’re wearing to school tomorrow?
Mom: What is it?
Nice shoes, how long did the doctor say you had to were them?
Looks are only skin deep but ugly goes right to the bone.
There’s a fine like between being tanned, and looking like you rolled in Doritos.
Teacher asked why are you late?
Student: Because I didn’t come in early.