Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 17
People say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit… And that comes from the people who don’t understand it.
Person: Yeah that’s so funny.
You: Yeah that’s why everyone is laughing.
I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.
Person 1: Are you watching TV on the couch?
Person 2: No, I’m sitting on the TV and watching the couch.
Oh yea you look so pretty I can’t take it.
Person 1: Can you help me do my homework?
Person 2: Sure, I can, why not.
Person 1: Well?.
Person 2: Just because I can, doesn’t mean I will.
If you had to choose a name for my dog! It would for sure be yours! For loyalty purposes.:)
Excuse me, and pardon my interruption, but would you mind considering helping me to find out what makes you so repulsive!
Person 1: Why does your kid keep getting zeroes on her test?
Person 2: I like teaching my children to be consistent. Inconsistency is the mother of insanity.
Person 1: You and inconsistency have a lot in common.
You’re so beautiful and blooming today..Happy Halloween !
So I Burnt My Hand The Other Day.
Then Someone Asks Me:
You – “Did That Hurt??”
Me – “No! I Just Yelled Out In Pain To Annoy Everyone!”
You: “Did I ask for your opinion?”
Me: “Nope but guess what you got it anyway!”
John: Do you know there are 24 hours in a day?
Elvine: Really!!! You have a gift John.
Elvine: A gift for stating the obvious.
To fail you have to try. To try you have to fail first to start again.
One thing I know is sarcasm is painful euphemism.
Try not to be sarcastic when you are not, it’s just as difficult as walking with your nose.
Sarcasm is a skill meant for a chosen few.
Sarcasm is my mother tongue.
Cool Story Bro. Tell it again, you should tell it at parties.
You don’t have to be ugly to be tough, but it helps.
What? I don’t speak idiot!
Guy: Hey don’t worry I can play dumb
Woman: Play dumb? You could manage the team!