Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings

Sarcasm kindles joy in us, releases frustration in a comic way.

Submitted by: faheema

Tell me about your problems again. ‘Cause I care SO much about your problems.

Submitted by: ScissorLuv

As a matter of fact, the whole world does revolve around me!

Submitted by: Anarchy

I won’t say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner.We used to write essays like: What I’m going to be if I grow up.
– Lenny Bruce

Person 1: Why does your kid keep getting zeroes on her test?
Person 2: I like teaching my children to be consistent. Inconsistency is the mother of insanity.
Person 1: You and inconsistency have a lot in common.

Submitted by: WaffleLover

9 more hours and I can start behaving normally again.

Submitted by: Patience

Well aren’t you just a ray of sunshine.

Submitted by: joybananas

Have you heard about the discount for deodorant from Nivea?

Submitted by: Ema

So I Burnt My Hand The Other Day.
Then Someone Asks Me:
You – “Did That Hurt??”
Me – “No! I Just Yelled Out In Pain To Annoy Everyone!”

Submitted by: KarinInPain

Excuse me, and pardon my interruption, but would you mind considering helping me to find out what makes you so repulsive!

Submitted by: 6

Sarcasm is my mother tongue.

Submitted by: manggin misao

You: May I see the salt please
Me: See it

Submitted by: Tiffany

I just got off the phone with Satan…he told me that he has a special seat in hell with your name on it.

Submitted by: Chlojho

Abusive Mom: Do you hate me?
Girl: No, I just wish you would get your next period in a shark tank
Abusive Dad: Do you hate me?
Girl: No, it’s just that if you were on fire I’d roast marshmallows.

Submitted by: Ryann

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Well, when life gives me lemons, I sit in front of a McDonald’s and throw them at pedestrians.

Submitted by: ?LOL?

Guy: Hey don’t worry I can play dumb
Woman: Play dumb? You could manage the team!

Submitted by: Nigel Stone

Oh yea you look so pretty I can’t take it.

Submitted by: casin

If you had to choose a name for my dog! It would for sure be yours! For loyalty purposes.:)

Submitted by: Krupal

Would you care to join me?
Why, are you coming apart?

Submitted by: isambard kingdom brownowl

I wasn’t trying to insult you!! I’m just being sarcastic.

Submitted by: Lupita

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