Let’s share, you’ll take the grenade, I’ll take the pin.
Boy: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Girl: No. I dug my way up from hell.
And who told you you were intelligent?????
I had a slight headache, then you my friend, just turned it into a migraine. Thank you very much.
Tell me about your problems again. ‘Cause I care SO much about your problems.
Early to bed early to rise just means you didn’t get invited to the party.
The only thing to fear is fear itself and what 9 out 10 doctors would prescribe.
Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.
If you’re too open- minded, your brains will fall out. – Lawrence Ferlinghetti
You: Hey you just insult me? Me: Wow did you just figure that out?
Don’t bother me. I’m trying to give a damn about what you just said.
Person 1: Why are you so fat? Person 2: I’m not fat. I am skinny, it’s just that because of all the fat you can’t see it.
Okay…Tell me and I’ll pretend to care.
I won’t say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner.We used to write essays like: What I’m going to be if I grow up. – Lenny Bruce
Sarcasm I now see to be, in general, the language of the Devil; for which reason I have, long since, as good as renounced it. – Thomas Carlyle
Person 1: Only few people can practice two arts simultaneously. Person 2: That is why I practice three. :)
Well aren’t you just a ray of sunshine.
Sarcasm: curing the world one insult at a time.
You: I’m Sick Of You and You’re Nonsense! Me: Well Take Some Medicine.
As a matter of fact, the whole world does revolve around me!
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