Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 17
Do I know Sarcasm? Why yes he’s my best friend…
You can’t face the problem if the problem is your face.
3 A.M. Phone call… Hey are you asleep?… No I’m sky diving!
Oh yeah, the louder you yell, the more right you are.
Turn off the lights…you look better that way.
Looks are only skin deep but ugly goes right to the bone.
You: Go to hell.
Me: I go on vacations there.
Nice shoes, how long did the doctor say you had to were them?
There’s a fine like between being tanned, and looking like you rolled in Doritos.
Mom: Have you picked out what you’re wearing to school tomorrow?
Mom: What is it?
Teacher asked why are you late?
Student: Because I didn’t come in early.