Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings
People say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit… And that comes from the people who don’t understand it.
I need you like a fish need a rain coat.
Inside the fitting room:
Me: Hey Miss, it doesn’t fit me, do you have a larger size of this shirt?
Sales Lady: Is it for you Sir?
Me: No, its for the other guy on that room, I am wondering why I am fitting this one, can you get a larger size for him?
He was happily married – but his wife wasn’t.
– Victor Borge
DAD… What do you want to be when you grow up?
KID… An adult.
Awkward moment – When your sarcasm is so advanced it makes you look stupid.
I’m sorry. My fault. I forgot you were an idiot.
Shut up, will you?” “Oh, I’m sorry, Your Highness, should I go get you your coffee and tea now?
It’s okay, my sarcasm fixes your stupidity.
I trip and knock over a book shelf.
Random person: “Smooth.”
Me: “Thank you, I try.”
“Are you sarcastic?” “Well no duh!”
You’re in shape, bearing in mind that ’round’ is a shape…
Person 1 : Was my speech good?
Person 2 : Yup but I couldn’t understand a word you were saying.
A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty of humility.
– Lawrence G. Lovasik
Person 1: “Does this look like a face of concern?”
Person 2: “It will if I smashed it in.”
The grass may be greener on the other side but at least you don’t have to mow it.