Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 17
How can I miss you if you won’t go away?
3 A.M. Phone call… Hey are you asleep?… No I’m sky diving!
Do I know Sarcasm? Why yes he’s my best friend…
Oh yeah, the louder you yell, the more right you are.
Turn off the lights…you look better that way.
Nice shoes, how long did the doctor say you had to were them?
Looks are only skin deep but ugly goes right to the bone.
You: Go to hell.
Me: I go on vacations there.
There’s a fine like between being tanned, and looking like you rolled in Doritos.
Mom: Have you picked out what you’re wearing to school tomorrow?
Mom: What is it?
Teacher asked why are you late?
Student: Because I didn’t come in early.