Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 17

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How can I miss you if you won’t go away?

Submitted by: prplraines

3 A.M. Phone call… Hey are you asleep?… No I’m sky diving!

Submitted by: Dannie

Do I know Sarcasm? Why yes he’s my best friend…

Submitted by: 'Lil miss giggle

Oh yeah, the louder you yell, the more right you are.
Turn off the lights…you look better that way.

Submitted by: Ishamael

You: Go to hell.
Me: I go on vacations there.

Submitted by: Vuyie

Mom: Have you picked out what you’re wearing to school tomorrow?
Me: Yeah.
Mom: What is it?
Me: Clothes!

Submitted by: Ylime Eyaf Steehs

Nice shoes, how long did the doctor say you had to were them?

Submitted by: Jim

Looks are only skin deep but ugly goes right to the bone.

Submitted by: Danielle

There’s a fine like between being tanned, and looking like you rolled in Doritos.

Submitted by: MCMLXXXVII

Teacher asked why are you late?
Student: Because I didn’t come in early.

Submitted by: jennifer
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