Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings
Being hated and ignored by many, makes my life a lot more easier to handle.
He was happily married – but his wife wasn’t.
– Victor Borge
People say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit… And that comes from the people who don’t understand it.
DAD… What do you want to be when you grow up?
KID… An adult.
“Are you sarcastic?” “Well no duh!”
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
– Groucho Marx
Shut up, will you?” “Oh, I’m sorry, Your Highness, should I go get you your coffee and tea now?
It’s okay, my sarcasm fixes your stupidity.
Awkward moment – When your sarcasm is so advanced it makes you look stupid.
I’m sorry. My fault. I forgot you were an idiot.
You’re in shape, bearing in mind that ’round’ is a shape…
Person 1 : Was my speech good?
Person 2 : Yup but I couldn’t understand a word you were saying.
I trip and knock over a book shelf.
Random person: “Smooth.”
Me: “Thank you, I try.”
The grass may be greener on the other side but at least you don’t have to mow it.
Instant idiot, just add alcohol!
You’d make the perfect blueprints to build an idiot!
Person 1: “Does this look like a face of concern?”
Person 2: “It will if I smashed it in.”