Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings

Being hated and ignored by many, makes my life a lot more easier to handle.

Submitted by: Sigmund

He was happily married – but his wife wasn’t.
– Victor Borge

People say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit… And that comes from the people who don’t understand it.

Submitted by: morras

DAD… What do you want to be when you grow up?
KID… An adult.

Submitted by: Amba Marie

“Are you sarcastic?” “Well no duh!”

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Groucho Marx

Shut up, will you?” “Oh, I’m sorry, Your Highness, should I go get you your coffee and tea now?

It’s okay, my sarcasm fixes your stupidity.

Submitted by: Mimia

Awkward moment – When your sarcasm is so advanced it makes you look stupid.
I’m sorry. My fault. I forgot you were an idiot.

Submitted by: Madison

You’re in shape, bearing in mind that ’round’ is a shape…

Submitted by: brn

Person 1 : Was my speech good?
Person 2 : Yup but I couldn’t understand a word you were saying.

Submitted by: Xuan

I trip and knock over a book shelf.
Random person: “Smooth.”
Me: “Thank you, I try.”

Submitted by: yasmen

The grass may be greener on the other side but at least you don’t have to mow it.

Instant idiot, just add alcohol!

You’d make the perfect blueprints to build an idiot!

Submitted by: Morgan Decker

Person 1: “Does this look like a face of concern?”
Person 2: “It will if I smashed it in.”

Submitted by: some-tea

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