Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 18
Away is where you should go.
There’s a hole in your head, would you like me to plug it so the rest of your brain doesn’t fall out?
Person1- “Dude, you have a serious problem with sarcasm!!!”
Person2- “NO I DON’T… We talk every day!”
I just got off the phone with Satan…he told me that he has a special seat in hell with your name on it.
Guy: Hey don’t worry I can play dumb
Woman: Play dumb? You could manage the team!
You: Nothing is as it seems…
Me: Did the aliens tell you that when you took off your foil hat?
Your new hairstyle is truly amazing. Tell me who did it, and I’ll make them an offer they can’t refuse.
Somebody: So you think you’re some kind of player?
You: No. I know I’m the Game!
When you think your best isn’t good enough, more than likely it isn’t.
I’m sorry, I didn’t know you were in charge? See I didn’t get the memo.
If Barbie had brains she could drive, ride horses, swim, walk and talk, remind me what can you do again.
Person 1: Have you heard the news?
Person 2: No, but I will if you tell me.
I’m stupid and I know it, I just don’t like people telling me this.
Would you like a side of epic with that fail?
You- Thank you Captain Obvious!
Me- You’re welcome Lieutenant Sarcasm!!
Languages I speak
You: Are you listening to me?
Me : Oh! really? should I? Go ahead.
Love can’t be explained, nor can be sarcasm. Feel it!!!
You might appear to be hard on people, but I know that deep inside there beats a heart of solid concrete.
Sarcasm is anger’s evil cousin.
- Anger Management
What do you do when life gives you lemons? Well, when life gives me lemons, I sit in front of a McDonald’s and throw them at pedestrians.
How do you manage to get such a large foot in such a small mouth?