Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 18

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Teacher asked why are you late?
Student: Because I didn’t come in early.

Submitted by: jennifer

Tell me what gave you the impression that I actually care, so I can avoid it next time.

Submitted by: N413z

You: What are you doing?
Me: The answer to that question will be revealed from the God given thing that we call eyes.

Submitted by: aastha

A: I hate ugly things.
B: So I’m sure that you hate mirrors.

Submitted by: Roojole

Awww that`s so cute!
you actually think I care…

Submitted by: Tinker

I became so religious so that I could pray for you to burn in hell.

Submitted by: Vuyie

I don’t know what you’re problem is. . . But I’m pretty sure it’s hard to pronounce.

Submitted by: Lex

Person: Go to hell
You: As long as you won’t be there

Submitted by: Kaya

Man, I sure do hate a bag of air with chips in it.

Submitted by: Iamunknown

Before talking please connect the tongue to the brain.

Submitted by: eeinjhel
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