Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings

The grass may be greener on the other side but at least you don’t have to mow it.

Instant idiot, just add alcohol!

You’d make the perfect blueprints to build an idiot!

Submitted by: Morgan Decker

There are two things in life that are infinite:
Human stupidity and and it’s defense- >sarcasm.

Submitted by: mommagunnaknockuOut

Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt.
– Cassandra Clare

Don’t be so humble – you are not that great.
– Golda Meir

I love to hear you talk- the white noise is very relaxing.

Submitted by: nick

I love you too much to let you be in peace.

Submitted by: Kavya

Oh I’m sorry, I’m not really good at acting like I care!

Submitted by: Alisha

“Why do you talk to yourself?”
“Cos I like intelligent conversation.”
So what do you want to do?…I dunno
Well that helps a lot
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.
Why did you commit such a crime like that? He asked “Would you rather us commit a crime a different way?”

Submitted by: MYA MOORE

Your silence echos your thoughts.

Submitted by: PeteMitt

Man…you are so funny, but hey looks aren’t everything.

Submitted by: Mallory

So it seems a certain person believes that I have a problem with sarcasm. Well thank you Captain Obvious for that startling revelation!

Submitted by: Sydnayyy

Go to hell!
Okay, I will come to visit you

Submitted by: JustMyself

Person 1: What time is it?
Person 2: Do I look like a clock to you?

Submitted by: kelly

You almost made me cry but then you left.

Submitted by: Cool kid 101

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