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As a matter of fact, the whole world does revolve around me!

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Person 1: Only few people can practice two arts simultaneously.
Person 2: That is why I practice three. :)

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Talking to myself. Because who else will?

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You don’t like me.
Ohh sh*t, no way, I’m gonna die, I can’t live like this.
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Just kidding !!!

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Bully: And what are you going to do about it?
Me: Nothing, but if you don’t do something about that attitude, you may get stuck.

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You fell asleep!
No I just closed by eyes for few hours.

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I can see your lips moving but I don’t know why.

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(How I advertised my gym)
If you are fat and ugly, just be ugly.

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Sarcasm kindles joy in us, releases frustration in a comic way.

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I just got off the phone with Satan…he told me that he has a special seat in hell with your name on it.

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You sound good every time you talk, and much better with your mouth closed.

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9 more hours and I can start behaving normally again.

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Your bae is suffering from low self-esteem, well, maybe that’s why she’s dating you.

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I miss him like I miss a sore thumb.

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“There’s a special place in Hell for people like you.”

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Person 1: Why does your kid keep getting zeroes on her test?
Person 2: I like teaching my children to be consistent. Inconsistency is the mother of insanity.
Person 1: You and inconsistency have a lot in common.

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So I Burnt My Hand The Other Day.
Then Someone Asks Me:
You – “Did That Hurt??”
Me – “No! I Just Yelled Out In Pain To Annoy Everyone!”

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Awww!!! That is so cute… Do you really think I care?

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Person 1: What are the papers saying today?
Me: I don’t know, haven’t talked to them yet.

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Sarcasm is anger’s evil cousin.
– Anger Management

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