Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings

I wasn’t trying to insult you!! I’m just being sarcastic.

Submitted by: Lupita

Other Person: Sarcasm is a Dying Art.
Me (Looks person up and down): Not all of us can be Monet. You’re the perfect example!
Parent: Are you taking a tone with me?
Me: No, that’s your imagination
Other Person: Aren’t you sarcastic?
Me: Me? Never! You can leave now.
Me: You act like such a girl
Other Person: I AM a girl.
Me: Right. So, uh…really?

Submitted by: Tieszen

Person 1: Have you heard the news?
Person 2: No, but I will if you tell me.

Submitted by: pinchME

You might appear to be hard on people, but I know that deep inside there beats a heart of solid concrete.

Submitted by: isambard kingdom brownowl

Person: Yeah that’s so funny.
You: Yeah that’s why everyone is laughing.

Submitted by: Rachhh.

Me: Hey guess what I just found out!
Black guy: What?
Me: I know a black guy!
Black guy: Me too!

Submitted by: d

You have one foot in your mouth already. You should probably try for a second.

Submitted by: hannahbanana

Sometimes some people need a high five.
On the head.
With a sledgehammer.

Submitted by: Savana

Oooohhh…soooo must be mistaking me for someone who cares…

Submitted by: limadreso

Since you’re so great, I might as well ask for advice.

Submitted by: Camilo Iribarren

Sarcasm is anger’s evil cousin.
– Anger Management

Submitted by: Lily :)

Languages I speak
FLUENT Sarcasm

Submitted by: Cameron

Away is where you should go.

Submitted by: Luci

If I wanted to kill myself I’ll have to climb your ego and then jump to your IQ.

Submitted by: Yusuf Ansari

Let’s share, you’ll take the grenade, I’ll take the pin.

Submitted by: Dess

Waitress: Would you like a table?
Me: No, not at all, I came to the restaurant to eat on the ground. Carpet for 5 please!

Submitted by: Kiki

1st Person: Did you fall?
2nd Person: Of course not! I just attacked the floor.

Submitted by: Winnie Cheptoris

Awww!!! That is so cute… Do you really think I care?

Submitted by: JC

Dont you need a license to be that ugly?

Submitted by: Jeet

So, this is where our diligence has led?

Submitted by: therandomone

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