Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings

Teacher asked why are you late?
Student: Because I didn’t come in early.

Submitted by: jennifer

You: What are you doing?
Me: The answer to that question will be revealed from the God given thing that we call eyes.

Submitted by: aastha

Awww that`s so cute!
you actually think I care…

Submitted by: Tinker

Tell me what gave you the impression that I actually care, so I can avoid it next time.

Submitted by: N413z

A: I hate ugly things.
B: So I’m sure that you hate mirrors.

Submitted by: Roojole

Police pulls over a speeding car:
Cop: Mam, do you know why am I standing here?
Driver: Cause you got all D’s in high school?

Submitted by: Peter

I’ll be a millionaire once I’m done making this device that lets you punch people in the face over the Internet!

Submitted by: kyliek

Man, I sure do hate a bag of air with chips in it.

Submitted by: Iamunknown

I became so religious so that I could pray for you to burn in hell.

Sarcastic Quote: I became so religious so that I...

Submitted by: Vuyie
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Before talking please connect the tongue to the brain.

Submitted by: eeinjhel

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