Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 18
Teacher asked why are you late?
Student: Because I didn’t come in early.
You: What are you doing?
Me: The answer to that question will be revealed from the God given thing that we call eyes.
Awww that`s so cute!
you actually think I care…
Tell me what gave you the impression that I actually care, so I can avoid it next time.
I became so religious so that I could pray for you to burn in hell.
A: I hate ugly things.
B: So I’m sure that you hate mirrors.
I don’t know what you’re problem is. . . But I’m pretty sure it’s hard to pronounce.
Man, I sure do hate a bag of air with chips in it.
Before talking please connect the tongue to the brain.
Person: Go to hell
You: As long as you won’t be there