Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings
Person 1: “Does this look like a face of concern?”
Person 2: “It will if I smashed it in.”
Time flies by when you’re insulting people.
Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt.
– Cassandra Clare
Don’t be so humble – you are not that great.
– Golda Meir
I love you too much to let you be in peace.
Oh I’m sorry, I’m not really good at acting like I care!
Your silence echos your thoughts.
I love to hear you talk- the white noise is very relaxing.
Man…you are so funny, but hey looks aren’t everything.
“Why do you talk to yourself?”
“Cos I like intelligent conversation.”
So what do you want to do?…I dunno
Well that helps a lot
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.
Why did you commit such a crime like that? He asked “Would you rather us commit a crime a different way?”
So it seems a certain person believes that I have a problem with sarcasm. Well thank you Captain Obvious for that startling revelation!
There are two things in life that are infinite:
Human stupidity and and it’s defense- >sarcasm.
You almost made me cry but then you left.
You call this fat? I call this a 1 Pack!
Go to hell!
Okay, I will come to visit you