Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 18
You: What are you doing?
Me: The answer to that question will be revealed from the God given thing that we call eyes.
I love parents’ way of saying you have got a point “Don’t talk back at me!!”
A: I hate ugly things.
B: So I’m sure that you hate mirrors.
I don’t know what you’re problem is. . . But I’m pretty sure it’s hard to pronounce.
Tell me what gave you the impression that I actually care, so I can avoid it next time.
Awww that`s so cute!
you actually think I care…
Person: Go to hell
You: As long as you won’t be there
One second…oh okay found it… Here is my cellphone, call someone who cares…
I became so religious so that I could pray for you to burn in hell.
Man, I sure do hate a bag of air with chips in it.