Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings
Instant idiot, just add alcohol!
You’d make the perfect blueprints to build an idiot!
Time flies by when you’re insulting people.
There are two things in life that are infinite:
Human stupidity and and it’s defense- >sarcasm.
Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt.
– Cassandra Clare
Don’t be so humble – you are not that great.
– Golda Meir
I love you too much to let you be in peace.
Oh I’m sorry, I’m not really good at acting like I care!
“Why do you talk to yourself?”
“Cos I like intelligent conversation.”
So what do you want to do?…I dunno
Well that helps a lot
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.
Why did you commit such a crime like that? He asked “Would you rather us commit a crime a different way?”
Your silence echos your thoughts.
I love to hear you talk- the white noise is very relaxing.
Man…you are so funny, but hey looks aren’t everything.
So it seems a certain person believes that I have a problem with sarcasm. Well thank you Captain Obvious for that startling revelation!
Go to hell!
Okay, I will come to visit you
You almost made me cry but then you left.
You call this fat? I call this a 1 Pack!