Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 19
Awww!!! That is so cute… Do you really think I care?
Judge: How do you plead?
Me: Not guilty your honer!
Judge: What have you got to say for yourself?
Me: Isn’t being ugly against the law?
Cool Story Bro. Tell it again, you should tell it at parties.
If Barbie had brains she could drive, ride horses, swim, walk and talk, remind me what can you do again.
Since you’re so great, I might as well ask for advice.
I’m sorry, I didn’t know you were in charge? See I didn’t get the memo.
Your new hairstyle is truly amazing. Tell me who did it, and I’ll make them an offer they can’t refuse.
Girl: Are you mad?
Me: No. Are you?
Do you know sarcasm?
– I speak fluently in sarcasm.
Oh, I’m so sorry! You’re confusing me with someone who cares!
Somebody: So you think you’re some kind of player?
You: No. I know I’m the Game!
You: “Did I ask for your opinion?”
Me: “Nope but guess what you got it anyway!”
There’s a hole in your head, would you like me to plug it so the rest of your brain doesn’t fall out?
You sound more intelligence with your mouth shut.
When you think your best isn’t good enough, more than likely it isn’t.
Wow…that outfit is unique…ain’t wrong to be different..
but..you’re just asking people to make fun of you.
“There’s a special place in Hell for people like you.”
What? I don’t speak idiot!
Aha… And I care how?
So, this is where our diligence has led?