Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings

If Barbie had brains she could drive, ride horses, swim, walk and talk, remind me what can you do again.

Submitted by: emma

Person1- “Dude, you have a serious problem with sarcasm!!!”
Person2- “NO I DON’T… We talk every day!”

Submitted by: nelson

I’m sorry, I didn’t know you were in charge? See I didn’t get the memo.

Submitted by: Gabriel Silva

John: Do you know there are 24 hours in a day?
Elvine: Really!!! You have a gift John.
John: Thanks
Elvine: A gift for stating the obvious.

Submitted by: dotun

You’re almost funny.

Submitted by: ironlung

Sometimes some people need a high five.
On the head.
With a sledgehammer.

Submitted by: Savana

Dont you need a license to be that ugly?

Submitted by: Jeet

If I wanted to kill myself I’ll have to climb your ego and then jump to your IQ.

Submitted by: Yusuf Ansari

Oh look?? I found your nose all up in. My damn business again!!!!

Submitted by: Jaz

Let’s share, you’ll take the grenade, I’ll take the pin.

Submitted by: Dess

Waitress: Would you like a table?
Me: No, not at all, I came to the restaurant to eat on the ground. Carpet for 5 please!

Submitted by: Kiki

1st Person: Did you fall?
2nd Person: Of course not! I just attacked the floor.

Submitted by: Winnie Cheptoris

Awww!!! That is so cute… Do you really think I care?

Submitted by: JC

Jeanette?… You know that you could be a very pretty gurl?…if it wasn’t for your face?

Submitted by: Tracy Johnson

Wow…that outfit is unique…ain’t wrong to be different..’re just asking people to make fun of you.

Submitted by: Rachh.

Here you go!! It’s a bowl of sarcasm!!

Submitted by: SarcasticAdri

Girl: Are you mad?
Me: No. Are you?

Submitted by: Yewizy

Your passport looks like some horror- booth application.

Submitted by: Anonymous

You sound more intelligence with your mouth shut.

Submitted by: magda

Oh, I’m so sorry! You’re confusing me with someone who cares!

Submitted by: werner

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