Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings
Person 1: What time is it?
Person 2: Do I look like a clock to you?
You think you’re so smart?
– No, I don’t. I’m actually pretty sure.
Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
– Ashleigh Brilliant
I’m not really good at giving advice, could I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
Mom: Is that cake delicious?
You: MMMMM… No, it’s awful, that’s why I’m eating it.
Person 1: Where are you going?
Person 2: Oh, I’m sorry, I thought stupidity was contagious.
Person 1: You’re right. I probably should go before I get it from you.
You are funny, you make everyone laugh except when you joke.
Person 1: I’m not in the mood to hear gibberish .
Person 2 : Oh… I am ! What were you going to say ?
Be my guest and leave.
You’re not stupid; you’re just not that smart.
You: Go to hell!
Me: See you there (:
You: God. You’re so stupid!
Me: I learned from the best.
Here’s my cup of care.
Oh look it’s empty.
Woman 1 – Do you like my new jeans?
Woman 2 – wow yes… Do they come in women sizes?
I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here.
– Stephen Bishop
My dad: “Is the only thing you can do is be an a$$?”
My reply: “No, I come with sarcasm 3. 0.”
I don’t want to say I told you so. Because I just did.