Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 19
Before talking please connect the tongue to the brain.
I’ll be a millionaire once I’m done making this device that lets you punch people in the face over the Internet!
Police pulls over a speeding car:
Cop: Mam, do you know why am I standing here?
Driver: Cause you got all D’s in high school?
The only thing to fear is fear itself and what 9 out of 10 doctors would prescribe.
Sorry, my fist meant to caress your face.
It’s your lie…tell it however you want!
Well, thank you. Coming from you, it means…absolutely nothing.
How could I possibly refuse? No thank you.
You: I don’t understand this.
Me: Do you want me to bring a ladder?
You: A ladder for what?
Me: So you can step up to my intelligence level.
Sarcasm is just another free service I offer. No refunds.