Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 19
Police pulls over a speeding car:
Cop: Mam, do you know why am I standing here?
Driver: Cause you got all D’s in high school?
I’ll be a millionaire once I’m done making this device that lets you punch people in the face over the Internet!
One second…oh okay found it… Here is my cellphone, call someone who cares…
The only thing to fear is fear itself and what 9 out of 10 doctors would prescribe.
Sorry, my fist meant to caress your face.
It’s your lie…tell it however you want!
How could I possibly refuse? No thank you.
Well, thank you. Coming from you, it means…absolutely nothing.
Sarcasm is just another free service I offer. No refunds.
You: I don’t understand this.
Me: Do you want me to bring a ladder?
You: A ladder for what?
Me: So you can step up to my intelligence level.