Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings
I don’t know what you’re problem is. . . But I’m pretty sure it’s hard to pronounce.
Person: Go to hell
You: As long as you won’t be there
One second…oh okay found it… Here is my cellphone, call someone who cares…
It’s your lie…tell it however you want!
The only thing to fear is fear itself and what 9 out of 10 doctors would prescribe.
Well, thank you. Coming from you, it means…absolutely nothing.
Sorry, my fist meant to caress your face.
How could I possibly refuse? No thank you.
You: I don’t understand this.
Me: Do you want me to bring a ladder?
You: A ladder for what?
Me: So you can step up to my intelligence level.
Sarcasm is just another free service I offer. No refunds.