Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 19

Police pulls over a speeding car:
Cop: Mam, do you know why am I standing here?
Driver: Cause you got all D’s in high school?

Submitted by: Peter

I’ll be a millionaire once I’m done making this device that lets you punch people in the face over the Internet!

Submitted by: kyliek

One second…oh okay found it… Here is my cellphone, call someone who cares…

Submitted by: ThisOnesFunny

The only thing to fear is fear itself and what 9 out of 10 doctors would prescribe.

Submitted by: shawnn

Sorry, my fist meant to caress your face.

Submitted by: Iamunknown

It’s your lie…tell it however you want!

Submitted by: Angie Bryant

How could I possibly refuse? No thank you.

Submitted by: Marlin

Well, thank you. Coming from you, it means…absolutely nothing.

Submitted by: Unknown

Sarcasm is just another free service I offer. No refunds.

Submitted by: Brighton

You: I don’t understand this.
Me: Do you want me to bring a ladder?
You: A ladder for what?
Me: So you can step up to my intelligence level.

Submitted by: Jared
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