Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings

Person 1: What time is it?
Person 2: Do I look like a clock to you?

Submitted by: kelly

You think you’re so smart?
– No, I don’t. I’m actually pretty sure.

Submitted by: funnygirl

I’m not really good at giving advice, could I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Submitted by: Hinesey

You are funny, you make everyone laugh except when you joke.

Submitted by: manggin misao

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
Ashleigh Brilliant

Mom: Is that cake delicious?
You: MMMMM… No, it’s awful, that’s why I’m eating it.

Submitted by: Alan Du

Person 1: Where are you going?
Person 2: Oh, I’m sorry, I thought stupidity was contagious.
Person 1: You’re right. I probably should go before I get it from you.

Submitted by: Sunshine

Person 1: I’m not in the mood to hear gibberish .
Person 2 : Oh… I am ! What were you going to say ?

Submitted by: Cii

You: Go to hell!
Me: See you there (:
You: God. You’re so stupid!
Me: I learned from the best.

Submitted by: Terethatsslifebro

Here’s my cup of care.
Oh look it’s empty.

Submitted by: danni

Woman 1 – Do you like my new jeans?
Woman 2 – wow yes… Do they come in women sizes?

Submitted by: daniel

I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here.
– Stephen Bishop

Be my guest and leave.
You’re not stupid; you’re just not that smart.

Submitted by: Mia

My dad: “Is the only thing you can do is be an a$$?”
My reply: “No, I come with sarcasm 3. 0.”

Submitted by: DrWhatver

I don’t want to say I told you so. Because I just did.

Submitted by: angel

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