Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings
You call this fat? I call this a 1 Pack!
Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
– Ashleigh Brilliant
You think you’re so smart?
– No, I don’t. I’m actually pretty sure.
Mom: Is that cake delicious?
You: MMMMM… No, it’s awful, that’s why I’m eating it.
You are funny, you make everyone laugh except when you joke.
I’m not really good at giving advice, could I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
Person 1: Where are you going?
Person 2: Oh, I’m sorry, I thought stupidity was contagious.
Person 1: You’re right. I probably should go before I get it from you.
Person 1: I’m not in the mood to hear gibberish .
Person 2 : Oh… I am ! What were you going to say ?
Here’s my cup of care.
Oh look it’s empty.
Be my guest and leave.
You’re not stupid; you’re just not that smart.
You: Go to hell!
Me: See you there (:
You: God. You’re so stupid!
Me: I learned from the best.
Woman 1 – Do you like my new jeans?
Woman 2 – wow yes… Do they come in women sizes?
I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here.
– Stephen Bishop
I’m impressed, I’ve never met such a small mind inside such a big head before.
My dad: “Is the only thing you can do is be an a$$?”
My reply: “No, I come with sarcasm 3. 0.”