Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 19
Man, I sure do hate a bag of air with chips in it.
Police pulls over a speeding car:
Cop: Mam, do you know why am I standing here?
Driver: Cause you got all D’s in high school?
I’ll be a millionaire once I’m done making this device that lets you punch people in the face over the Internet!
Sorry, my fist meant to caress your face.
It’s your lie…tell it however you want!
The only thing to fear is fear itself and what 9 out of 10 doctors would prescribe.
How could I possibly refuse? No thank you.
You: I don’t understand this.
Me: Do you want me to bring a ladder?
You: A ladder for what?
Me: So you can step up to my intelligence level.
Well, thank you. Coming from you, it means…absolutely nothing.
Sarcasm is just another free service I offer. No refunds.