Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 19
Before talking please connect the tongue to the brain.
I’ll be a millionaire once I’m done making this device that lets you punch people in the face over the Internet!
Sorry, my fist meant to caress your face.
Police pulls over a speeding car:
Cop: Mam, do you know why am I standing here?
Driver: Cause you got all D’s in high school?
It’s your lie…tell it however you want!
The only thing to fear is fear itself and what 9 out of 10 doctors would prescribe.
How could I possibly refuse? No thank you.
You: I don’t understand this.
Me: Do you want me to bring a ladder?
You: A ladder for what?
Me: So you can step up to my intelligence level.
Well, thank you. Coming from you, it means…absolutely nothing.
Sarcasm is just another free service I offer. No refunds.