Languages I speak English Hindi And FLUENT Sarcasm
You just bought an expensive gift for someone. Person: Oh my, how did you manage to buy this for me? Me: Well, urm I just exchanged it for a lot of money.
Yet, I didn’t understand that she was intentionally disguising her feelings with sarcasm; that was usually the last resort of people who are timid and chaste of heart, whose souls have been coarsely and impudently invaded; and who, until the last moment, refuse to yield out of pride and are afraid to express their own feelings to you. – Fyodor Dostoyevsky
Me: Hey guess what I just found out! Black guy: What? Me: I know a black guy! Black guy: Me too!
I wasn’t trying to insult you!! I’m just being sarcastic.
Have you heard about the discount for deodorant from Nivea?
Guy: Hey don’t worry I can play dumb Woman: Play dumb? You could manage the team!
Person 1: Have you heard the news? Person 2: No, but I will if you tell me.
Person: Yeah that’s so funny. You: Yeah that’s why everyone is laughing.
I’m stupid and I know it, I just don’t like people telling me this.
Oh yea you look so pretty I can’t take it.
Excuse me, and pardon my interruption, but would you mind considering helping me to find out what makes you so repulsive!
Person 1: Did you just see that?!?!?! Me: No, I wasn’t standing watching the whole time >_>.
If you had to choose a name for my dog! It would for sure be yours! For loyalty purposes.:)
Sarcasm is my mother tongue.
Would you care to join me? Why, are you coming apart?
What do you do when life gives you lemons? Well, when life gives me lemons, I sit in front of a McDonald’s and throw them at pedestrians.
Well aren’t you a breath of fresh air!
Oooohhh…soooo sorry..you must be mistaking me for someone who cares…
You: May I see the salt please Me: See it
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