Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings
If Barbie had brains she could drive, ride horses, swim, walk and talk, remind me what can you do again.
Person1- “Dude, you have a serious problem with sarcasm!!!”
Person2- “NO I DON’T… We talk every day!”
I’m sorry, I didn’t know you were in charge? See I didn’t get the memo.
John: Do you know there are 24 hours in a day?
Elvine: Really!!! You have a gift John.
Elvine: A gift for stating the obvious.
You’re almost funny.
Sometimes some people need a high five.
On the head.
With a sledgehammer.
Dont you need a license to be that ugly?
If I wanted to kill myself I’ll have to climb your ego and then jump to your IQ.
Oh look?? I found your nose all up in. My damn business again!!!!
Let’s share, you’ll take the grenade, I’ll take the pin.
Waitress: Would you like a table?
Me: No, not at all, I came to the restaurant to eat on the ground. Carpet for 5 please!
1st Person: Did you fall?
2nd Person: Of course not! I just attacked the floor.
Awww!!! That is so cute… Do you really think I care?
Jeanette?… You know that you could be a very pretty gurl?…if it wasn’t for your face?
Wow…that outfit is unique…ain’t wrong to be different..
but..you’re just asking people to make fun of you.
Here you go!! It’s a bowl of sarcasm!!
Girl: Are you mad?
Me: No. Are you?
Your passport looks like some horror- booth application.
You sound more intelligence with your mouth shut.
Oh, I’m so sorry! You’re confusing me with someone who cares!