Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 2

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Sorry, my fist meant to caress your face.

Submitted by: Iamunknown

You: Go to hell.
Me: I go on vacations there.

Submitted by: Vuyie

I became so religious so that I could pray for you to burn in hell.

Submitted by: Vuyie

My neighbor’s diary says that I have boundary issues.

Submitted by: dave title

How very observant of you there captain obvious.

Submitted by: Lima Tiapula

I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.

Submitted by: Sir Custac Cant

A guy asks “Do you think I’m straight?”
My response: You’re as straight as a circle.

Submitted by: Aj

3 A. M. Phone call
– Hey are you asleep?
– No, I was in coma thank you for rescuing me!

Submitted by: Jox_Touchdown

I love parents’ way of saying you have got a point “Don’t talk back at me!!”

Submitted by: Clothilda

Person 1: Only few people can practice two arts simultaneously.
Person 2: That is why I practice three. :)

Submitted by: Kiel

Person 1: Can you help me do my homework?
Person 2: Sure, I can, why not.
Person 1: Well?.
Person 2: Just because I can, doesn’t mean I will.

Submitted by: Kiel

B*tch at least I still remember planetary motion. The world revolves around the sun.

Submitted by: derek dsemre

Just keep talking, I yawn when I’m interested.

Submitted by: shutup

Person: Go to hell!
Me: I must already be in Hell since you’re still standing here.

Submitted by: Nick

I love to hear you talk- the white noise is very relaxing.

Submitted by: nick

Don’t take yourself so seriously, no one else does.

Submitted by: Sofia

Oh… I didn’t tell you…. Then it must be none of your business.

Submitted by: Jennifer

I’m not sarcastic, I’m brutally honest =).

Submitted by: Lowkeyfan

How much do you charge to haunt a house?

Submitted by: thomas geddes

Oh yea you look so pretty I can’t take it.

Submitted by: casin

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