Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings

Tell me… Is being stupid a profession or are you just gifted?

Sarcastic Quote: Tell me… Is being stupid a profession...

Submitted by: katx.
HTML Code
Forum BB Code
Image URL

I clapped because it’s finished, not because I like it.

Sarcastic Quote: I clapped because it’s finished, not because...

Submitted by: Angel Geo
HTML Code
Forum BB Code
Image URL

There is a fine line between fashion and circus. So where’s the tent?

Submitted by: Alex

The only thing to fear is fear itself and what 9 out of 10 doctors would prescribe.

Submitted by: shawnn

Mom: Have you picked out what you’re wearing to school tomorrow?
Me: Yeah.
Mom: What is it?
Me: Clothes!

Submitted by: Ylime Eyaf Steehs

Person 1: Are you watching TV on the couch?
Person 2: No, I’m sitting on the TV and watching the couch.

Submitted by: Darian

I am not bad. I am just dangerously awful.

Submitted by: Tiela Selepe

Instant idiot, just add alcohol!

You’d make the perfect blueprints to build an idiot!

Submitted by: Morgan Decker

Have you heard about the discount for deodorant from Nivea?

Submitted by: Ema

No sh*t Sherlock!

Submitted by: Java the hut

Copyright © 2006-2016 - All rights reserved. Home | Contact Us | FAQ | Privacy Policy | Submit A Quote