Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings
Let’s share, you’ll take the grenade, I’ll take the pin.
Yet, I didn’t understand that she was intentionally disguising her feelings with sarcasm; that was usually the last resort of people who are timid and chaste of heart, whose souls have been coarsely and impudently invaded; and who, until the last moment, refuse to yield out of pride and are afraid to express their own feelings to you.
– Fyodor Dostoyevsky
Waitress: Would you like a table?
Me: No, not at all, I came to the restaurant to eat on the ground. Carpet for 5 please!
Bully: And what are you going to do about it?
Me: Nothing, but if you don’t do something about that attitude, you may get stuck.
Boy: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Girl: No. I dug my way up from hell.
Don’t give up, girl! Keep chasing him! But I guess he runs away because you have a beautiful face in ugly people’s point of view.
1st Person: Did you fall?
2nd Person: Of course not! I just attacked the floor.
I’m not sarcastic. I’m just intelligent beyond your understanding.
Sarcasm, because beating the crap out of people is illegal
Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.
Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.
Sarcasm (because punching people in the face is illegal) <3.
I don’t believe in plastic surgery,
But in your case,
Tell me… Is being stupid a profession or are you just gifted?
I clapped because it’s finished, not because I like it.