Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 2
Sorry, my fist meant to caress your face.
You: Go to hell.
Me: I go on vacations there.
I became so religious so that I could pray for you to burn in hell.
My neighbor’s diary says that I have boundary issues.
How very observant of you there captain obvious.
I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.
A guy asks “Do you think I’m straight?”
My response: You’re as straight as a circle.
3 A. M. Phone call
– Hey are you asleep?
– No, I was in coma thank you for rescuing me!
I love parents’ way of saying you have got a point “Don’t talk back at me!!”
Person 1: Only few people can practice two arts simultaneously.
Person 2: That is why I practice three. :)
Person 1: Can you help me do my homework?
Person 2: Sure, I can, why not.
Person 1: Well?.
Person 2: Just because I can, doesn’t mean I will.
B*tch at least I still remember planetary motion. The world revolves around the sun.
Just keep talking, I yawn when I’m interested.
Person: Go to hell!
Me: I must already be in Hell since you’re still standing here.
I love to hear you talk- the white noise is very relaxing.
Don’t take yourself so seriously, no one else does.
Oh… I didn’t tell you…. Then it must be none of your business.
I’m not sarcastic, I’m brutally honest =).
How much do you charge to haunt a house?
Oh yea you look so pretty I can’t take it.