Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings
Don’t give up, girl! Keep chasing him! But I guess he runs away because you have a beautiful face in ugly people’s point of view.
1st Person: Did you fall?
2nd Person: Of course not! I just attacked the floor.
I’m not sarcastic. I’m just intelligent beyond your understanding.
Sarcasm, because beating the crap out of people is illegal
Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.
Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.
Sarcasm (because punching people in the face is illegal) <3.
I don’t believe in plastic surgery,
But in your case,
Tell me… Is being stupid a profession or are you just gifted?
I clapped because it’s finished, not because I like it.
There is a fine line between fashion and circus. So where’s the tent?
The only thing to fear is fear itself and what 9 out of 10 doctors would prescribe.
Mom: Have you picked out what you’re wearing to school tomorrow?
Mom: What is it?
Person 1: Are you watching TV on the couch?
Person 2: No, I’m sitting on the TV and watching the couch.
I am not bad. I am just dangerously awful.
Instant idiot, just add alcohol!
You’d make the perfect blueprints to build an idiot!
Have you heard about the discount for deodorant from Nivea?
No sh*t Sherlock!
If ignorance is bliss. You must be the happiest person on this planet.
Man, I sure do hate a bag of air with chips in it.