Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings
Sarcasm: The ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.
How very observant of you there captain obvious.
Oh, you deleted me on Facebook. Is that your final revenge? What’s next… You throw a fruit loop at the back of my head and expect it to hurt?
You: “Are you kidding me?”
Me: “Yes, I’m serious”
Are you going to school tomorrow?
Nah, I’m riding my unicorn to Mars instead.
B*tch at least I still remember planetary motion. The world revolves around the sun.
Person: Hey you!
Person #2: Me?
Person: No, the person that’s not standing next to you!
Person 1: What do you think we should make for dinner?
Person 2: Food.
Last time I checked I didn’t ask for your opinion.
Person 1: Wow, I can’t play guitar as good as you do.
Person 2: Really?
Person 1: Yes, no matter how hard I try, I always play it better than you.