Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings

You sound more intelligence with your mouth shut.

Submitted by: magda

Oh, I’m so sorry! You’re confusing me with someone who cares!

Submitted by: werner

If you don’t have the money for air ticket borrow your neighbor’s carpet next time…

Submitted by: farid khan

I can’t help you but I really care about you.

Submitted by: pinkpurple

I miss him like I miss a sore thumb.

Submitted by: tay!

“There’s a special place in Hell for people like you.”

Submitted by: Jamie

Do you know sarcasm?
– I speak fluently in sarcasm.

Submitted by: Nina

Would you like a side of epic with that fail?
You- Thank you Captain Obvious!
Me- You’re welcome Lieutenant Sarcasm!!

Submitted by: Kelsey

You: Are you listening to me?
Me : Oh! really? should I? Go ahead.
Love can’t be explained, nor can be sarcasm. Feel it!!!

Submitted by: Sathish

Your new hairstyle is truly amazing. Tell me who did it, and I’ll make them an offer they can’t refuse.

Submitted by: isambard kingdom brownowl

You: Nothing is as it seems…
Me: Did the aliens tell you that when you took off your foil hat?

Submitted by: lacey

What? I don’t speak idiot!

Submitted by: ashley p

There’s a hole in your head, would you like me to plug it so the rest of your brain doesn’t fall out?

Submitted by: Naomi

I’m told that familiarity breeds contempt … Well I feel I’ve know you forever.

Submitted by: Rob

Cool Story Bro. Tell it again, you should tell it at parties.

Submitted by: Allison

To fail you have to try. To try you have to fail first to start again.

Submitted by: Marie

You: “Did I ask for your opinion?”
Me: “Nope but guess what you got it anyway!”

Submitted by: Melanieeee=) haa!!

Judge: How do you plead?
Me: Not guilty your honer!
Judge: What have you got to say for yourself?
Me: Isn’t being ugly against the law?

Submitted by: Prince-Flames O. M

12 am call from a friend.
Friend: Are you asleep?
Me: Nope, I just like dancing at midnight while everyone is asleep.

Submitted by: Nosipho

Aww thank you…
I’m flattered that you’re jelous of me! :)

Submitted by: Stefana

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