Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 20
What? I don’t speak idiot!
Aha… And I care how?
So, this is where our diligence has led?
Other Person: Sarcasm is a Dying Art.
Me (Looks person up and down): Not all of us can be Monet. You’re the perfect example!
Parent: Are you taking a tone with me?
Me: No, that’s your imagination
Other Person: Aren’t you sarcastic?
Me: Me? Never! You can leave now.
Me: You act like such a girl
Other Person: I AM a girl.
Me: Right. So, uh…really?
60% of the time, it works everytime!!
To fail you have to try. To try you have to fail first to start again.
I miss him like I miss a sore thumb.
Away is where you should go.
Jeanette?… You know that you could be a very pretty gurl?…if it wasn’t for your face?
Girl 1: Do you like my new dress?
Girl 2: Yeah, I like it… Are you wearing it for Halloween? :)
Aww thank you…
I’m flattered that you’re jelous of me! :)
I’m stupid and I know it, I just don’t like people telling me this.
Oooohhh…soooo sorry..you must be mistaking me for someone who cares…
Oh wow, who cut your hair?… The council?
Well aren’t you a breath of fresh air!
Your passport looks like some horror- booth application.
Sarcasm is anger’s evil cousin.
– Anger Management
Dont you need a license to be that ugly?
You’re so beautiful and blooming today..Happy Halloween !