Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 20
You: “Are you kidding me?”
Me: “Yes, I’m serious”
How very observant of you there captain obvious.
Sarcasm: The ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.
Oh, you deleted me on Facebook. Is that your final revenge? What’s next… You throw a fruit loop at the back of my head and expect it to hurt?
Person: Hey you!
Person #2: Me?
Person: No, the person that’s not standing next to you!
Are you going to school tomorrow?
Nah, I’m riding my unicorn to Mars instead.
Person 1: What do you think we should make for dinner?
Person 2: Food.
Last time I checked I didn’t ask for your opinion.
Sending Postcards From A Plane Crash (Wish You Were Here).
I’m not sleeping, I’m just checking my eyelids for holes!