Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 20

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Sarcasm: The ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.

Submitted by: Liz G

You: “Are you kidding me?”
Me: “Yes, I’m serious”

Submitted by: Kurt

How very observant of you there captain obvious.

Submitted by: Lima Tiapula

Oh, you deleted me on Facebook. Is that your final revenge? What’s next… You throw a fruit loop at the back of my head and expect it to hurt?

Submitted by: Liz G

Person: Hey you!
Person #2: Me?
Person: No, the person that’s not standing next to you!

Submitted by: Name

A guy asks “Do you think I’m straight?”
My response: You’re as straight as a circle.

Submitted by: Aj

Last time I checked I didn’t ask for your opinion.

Submitted by: chirs

Person 1: Wow, I can’t play guitar as good as you do.
Person 2: Really?
Person 1: Yes, no matter how hard I try, I always play it better than you.

Submitted by: whitecat

B*tch at least I still remember planetary motion. The world revolves around the sun.

Submitted by: derek dsemre

Some one comes to your house.
Them: Do you have a bathroom?
You: No, we just go in the back yard!

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