Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings

Sarcasm: The ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.

Submitted by: Liz G

How very observant of you there captain obvious.

Submitted by: Lima Tiapula

Oh, you deleted me on Facebook. Is that your final revenge? What’s next… You throw a fruit loop at the back of my head and expect it to hurt?

Submitted by: Liz G

You: “Are you kidding me?”
Me: “Yes, I’m serious”

Submitted by: Kurt

Are you going to school tomorrow?
Nah, I’m riding my unicorn to Mars instead.

Submitted by: Jj

B*tch at least I still remember planetary motion. The world revolves around the sun.

Submitted by: derek dsemre

Person: Hey you!
Person #2: Me?
Person: No, the person that’s not standing next to you!

Submitted by: Name

Person 1: What do you think we should make for dinner?
Person 2: Food.

Submitted by: Iamunknown

Last time I checked I didn’t ask for your opinion.

Submitted by: chirs

Person 1: Wow, I can’t play guitar as good as you do.
Person 2: Really?
Person 1: Yes, no matter how hard I try, I always play it better than you.

Submitted by: whitecat

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