Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 20
You: “Are you kidding me?”
Me: “Yes, I’m serious”
Person: Hey you!
Person #2: Me?
Person: No, the person that’s not standing next to you!
Sarcasm: The ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.
How very observant of you there captain obvious.
Oh, you deleted me on Facebook. Is that your final revenge? What’s next… You throw a fruit loop at the back of my head and expect it to hurt?
Person 1: What do you think we should make for dinner?
Person 2: Food.
Last time I checked I didn’t ask for your opinion.
Are you going to school tomorrow?
Nah, I’m riding my unicorn to Mars instead.
Person 1: Wow, I can’t play guitar as good as you do.
Person 2: Really?
Person 1: Yes, no matter how hard I try, I always play it better than you.
You: Where Are You Going?
Me: Somewhere You’re Not..