Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings

1st Person: I totally hate you!!
2nd Person: And I totally care!!

Submitted by: marieaa ;)

I’m married but it’s not serious.

Submitted by: Ryder

Sarcasm, Just another service I offer. What do you offer? stupidity?

Submitted by: roisy

Yes I missed you, but if you come closer my aim is about to get better.
OMG, Did you feel that.. I think the world just revolved around me.. I guess you were wrong.

Submitted by: Laulaus

I’m impressed, I’ve never met such a small mind inside such a big head before.

Person 1: Did you fall?
Person 2: No, a bunch a kids wanted to play ping pong with my a**.

Submitted by: IAmunknown

You – “Well someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning!”
Me – “I’m sorry there’s a correct side to be waking up on?”
It takes patience to listen, however it takes absolute skill to pretend you’re listening.
Excuse me love, would you like a skirt to go with that belt?!

Submitted by: Leah Victoria

One thing I know is sarcasm is painful euphemism.
Try not to be sarcastic when you are not, it’s just as difficult as walking with your nose.
Sarcasm is a skill meant for a chosen few.

Submitted by: Victoria

I’ll give you five seconds to find hell.
– Sweetie, I’m already there (:

Submitted by: Haylee

Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

3 o’clock in the morning and your best friend calls
You: HEY!! Dude I’m awake and super hyper!!!
Me:…
You: Dude, are you asleep?
Me: No stupid, I’m skydiving.
You:…

Submitted by: Shelby

Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.

We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.

I like you. People say I’ve got no taste, but I like you.

Person 1: Why are you so fat?
Person 2: I’m not fat. I am skinny, it’s just that because of all the fat you can’t see it.

Submitted by: DING DONG

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