Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 20

You: “Are you kidding me?”
Me: “Yes, I’m serious”

Submitted by: Kurt

How very observant of you there captain obvious.

Submitted by: Lima Tiapula

Sarcasm: The ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.

Submitted by: Liz G

Oh, you deleted me on Facebook. Is that your final revenge? What’s next… You throw a fruit loop at the back of my head and expect it to hurt?

Submitted by: Liz G

Person: Hey you!
Person #2: Me?
Person: No, the person that’s not standing next to you!

Submitted by: Name

Are you going to school tomorrow?
Nah, I’m riding my unicorn to Mars instead.

Submitted by: Jj

Person 1: What do you think we should make for dinner?
Person 2: Food.

Submitted by: Iamunknown

Last time I checked I didn’t ask for your opinion.

Submitted by: chirs

Sending Postcards From A Plane Crash (Wish You Were Here).

Submitted by: sarcasm

I’m not sleeping, I’m just checking my eyelids for holes!

Submitted by: kyliek
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