Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings
You sound more intelligence with your mouth shut.
Oh, I’m so sorry! You’re confusing me with someone who cares!
If you don’t have the money for air ticket borrow your neighbor’s carpet next time…
I can’t help you but I really care about you.
I miss him like I miss a sore thumb.
“There’s a special place in Hell for people like you.”
Do you know sarcasm?
– I speak fluently in sarcasm.
Would you like a side of epic with that fail?
You- Thank you Captain Obvious!
Me- You’re welcome Lieutenant Sarcasm!!
You: Are you listening to me?
Me : Oh! really? should I? Go ahead.
Love can’t be explained, nor can be sarcasm. Feel it!!!
Your new hairstyle is truly amazing. Tell me who did it, and I’ll make them an offer they can’t refuse.
You: Nothing is as it seems…
Me: Did the aliens tell you that when you took off your foil hat?
What? I don’t speak idiot!
There’s a hole in your head, would you like me to plug it so the rest of your brain doesn’t fall out?
I’m told that familiarity breeds contempt … Well I feel I’ve know you forever.
Cool Story Bro. Tell it again, you should tell it at parties.
To fail you have to try. To try you have to fail first to start again.
You: “Did I ask for your opinion?”
Me: “Nope but guess what you got it anyway!”
Judge: How do you plead?
Me: Not guilty your honer!
Judge: What have you got to say for yourself?
Me: Isn’t being ugly against the law?
12 am call from a friend.
Friend: Are you asleep?
Me: Nope, I just like dancing at midnight while everyone is asleep.
Aww thank you…
I’m flattered that you’re jelous of me! :)