Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 20
Sarcasm: The ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.
You: “Are you kidding me?”
Me: “Yes, I’m serious”
How very observant of you there captain obvious.
Oh, you deleted me on Facebook. Is that your final revenge? What’s next… You throw a fruit loop at the back of my head and expect it to hurt?
Person: Hey you!
Person #2: Me?
Person: No, the person that’s not standing next to you!
A guy asks “Do you think I’m straight?”
My response: You’re as straight as a circle.
Last time I checked I didn’t ask for your opinion.
Person 1: Wow, I can’t play guitar as good as you do.
Person 2: Really?
Person 1: Yes, no matter how hard I try, I always play it better than you.
B*tch at least I still remember planetary motion. The world revolves around the sun.
Some one comes to your house.
Them: Do you have a bathroom?
You: No, we just go in the back yard!