Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 20
Sarcasm: The ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.
You: “Are you kidding me?”
Me: “Yes, I’m serious”
How very observant of you there captain obvious.
Person: Hey you!
Person #2: Me?
Person: No, the person that’s not standing next to you!
Oh, you deleted me on Facebook. Is that your final revenge? What’s next… You throw a fruit loop at the back of my head and expect it to hurt?
Last time I checked I didn’t ask for your opinion.
Person 1: Wow, I can’t play guitar as good as you do.
Person 2: Really?
Person 1: Yes, no matter how hard I try, I always play it better than you.
Are you going to school tomorrow?
Nah, I’m riding my unicorn to Mars instead.
Sending Postcards From A Plane Crash (Wish You Were Here).
Some one comes to your house.
Them: Do you have a bathroom?
You: No, we just go in the back yard!