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Other Person: Sarcasm is a Dying Art.
Me (Looks person up and down): Not all of us can be Monet. You’re the perfect example!
Parent: Are you taking a tone with me?
Me: No, that’s your imagination
Other Person: Aren’t you sarcastic?
Me: Me? Never! You can leave now.
Me: You act like such a girl
Other Person: I AM a girl.
Me: Right. So, uh…really?

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Aww thank you…
I’m flattered that you’re jelous of me! :)

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You might appear to be hard on people, but I know that deep inside there beats a heart of solid concrete.

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Person1- “Dude, you have a serious problem with sarcasm!!!”
Person2- “NO I DON’T… We talk every day!”

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Oh, I’m so sorry! You’re confusing me with someone who cares!

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Jeanette?… You know that you could be a very pretty gurl?…if it wasn’t for your face?

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Oooohhh…soooo sorry..you must be mistaking me for someone who cares…

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Since you’re so great, I might as well ask for advice.

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Of course I’m NOT being sarcastic!

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You sound more intelligence with your mouth shut.

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John: Do you know there are 24 hours in a day?
Elvine: Really!!! You have a gift John.
John: Thanks
Elvine: A gift for stating the obvious.

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Would you like a side of epic with that fail?
You- Thank you Captain Obvious!
Me- You’re welcome Lieutenant Sarcasm!!

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You have one foot in your mouth already. You should probably try for a second.

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You’re almost funny.

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If Barbie had brains she could drive, ride horses, swim, walk and talk, remind me what can you do again.

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How do you manage to get such a large foot in such a small mouth?

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Cool Story Bro. Tell it again, you should tell it at parties.

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Aha… And I care how?

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There’s a hole in your head, would you like me to plug it so the rest of your brain doesn’t fall out?

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What? I don’t speak idiot!

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