Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings

My dad: “Is the only thing you can do is be an a$$?”
My reply: “No, I come with sarcasm 3. 0.”

Submitted by: DrWhatver

Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

I don’t want to say I told you so. Because I just did.

Submitted by: angel

Yes I missed you, but if you come closer my aim is about to get better.
OMG, Did you feel that.. I think the world just revolved around me.. I guess you were wrong.

Submitted by: Laulaus

Woman 1 – Do you like my new jeans?
Woman 2 – wow yes… Do they come in women sizes?

Submitted by: daniel
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I’m married but it’s not serious.

Submitted by: Ryder

One thing I know is sarcasm is painful euphemism.
Try not to be sarcastic when you are not, it’s just as difficult as walking with your nose.
Sarcasm is a skill meant for a chosen few.

Submitted by: Victoria

1st Person: I totally hate you!!
2nd Person: And I totally care!!

Submitted by: marieaa ;)

I’ll give you five seconds to find hell.
– Sweetie, I’m already there (:

Submitted by: Haylee

We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.

Person 1: Did you fall?
Person 2: No, a bunch a kids wanted to play ping pong with my a**.

Submitted by: IAmunknown
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It’s always the last place you look for it… Of course it is! Why would you keep looking if you found it?
I’m not so good at advice; may I interest you in a sarcastic reply?

Submitted by: imaqt

I like you. People say I’ve got no taste, but I like you.

You were looking good from afar.. Now you’re far from looking good.

Sometimes some people need a high five.
On the head.
With a sledgehammer.

Submitted by: Savana

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