Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings

My dad: “Is the only thing you can do is be an a$$?”
My reply: “No, I come with sarcasm 3. 0.”

Submitted by: DrWhatver

I don’t want to say I told you so. Because I just did.

Submitted by: angel

Woman 1 – Do you like my new jeans?
Woman 2 – wow yes… Do they come in women sizes?

Submitted by: daniel

I’m married but it’s not serious.

Submitted by: Ryder

Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

1st Person: I totally hate you!!
2nd Person: And I totally care!!

Submitted by: marieaa ;)

Yes I missed you, but if you come closer my aim is about to get better.
OMG, Did you feel that.. I think the world just revolved around me.. I guess you were wrong.

Submitted by: Laulaus
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Person 1: Did you fall?
Person 2: No, a bunch a kids wanted to play ping pong with my a**.

Submitted by: IAmunknown

I’ll give you five seconds to find hell.
– Sweetie, I’m already there (:

Submitted by: Haylee

One thing I know is sarcasm is painful euphemism.
Try not to be sarcastic when you are not, it’s just as difficult as walking with your nose.
Sarcasm is a skill meant for a chosen few.

Submitted by: Victoria

Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.

We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.

You were looking good from afar.. Now you’re far from looking good.

It’s always the last place you look for it… Of course it is! Why would you keep looking if you found it?
I’m not so good at advice; may I interest you in a sarcastic reply?

Submitted by: imaqt

The only thing to fear is fear itself and what 9 out 10 doctors would prescribe.

Submitted by: julie

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