Are you asleep??? Nope
You: Nothing is as it seems… Me: Did the aliens tell you that when you took off your foil hat?
Judge: How do you plead? Me: Not guilty your honer! Judge: What have you got to say for yourself? Me: Isn’t being ugly against the law?
Person 1: Please don’t tell me that … Person 2: Okay, I won’t tell you that …
Girl 1: Do you like my new dress? Girl 2: Yeah, I like it… Are you wearing it for Halloween? :)
Do you know sarcasm? – I speak fluently in sarcasm.
Dont you need a license to be that ugly?
Away is where you should go.
Your passport looks like some horror- booth application.
I’m sorry, I didn’t know you were in charge? See I didn’t get the memo.
You: “Did I ask for your opinion?” Me: “Nope but guess what you got it anyway!”
Girl: Are you mad? Me: No. Are you?
Oh wow, who cut your hair?… The council?
If you don’t have the money for air ticket borrow your neighbor’s carpet next time…
Wow…that outfit is unique…ain’t wrong to be different.. but..you’re just asking people to make fun of you.
Your new hairstyle is truly amazing. Tell me who did it, and I’ll make them an offer they can’t refuse.
You’re so beautiful and blooming today..Happy Halloween !
You don’t have to be ugly to be tough, but it helps.
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