Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 3

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Sarcasm is the secret language that everyone uses when they want to say something mean to your face.

Submitted by: m&m
13

I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it again.
I never repeat myself.

Submitted by: Sir Custac
39

I’m definitely a morning person but often choose to sleep straight through it.

Submitted by: steve
31

You : My dad bought me a new mirror, the old one is broken.
Me : I can see why

Submitted by: SR
25

Me- “What time is it?”
You- “There’s a clock right there.”
Me- “Did I ask you where the clock was!?”

Submitted by: Jub Jub
130

Look at you your in perfect shape……………for a circle

Submitted by: CF1
8

After being cut off mid sentence:
I’m sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

Submitted by: CJ
16

Person 1: You look great !
Person 2: Sorry ! I can’t say the same about you.
Person 1: Just do like me … Lie !

Submitted by: Cii
7

How can I miss you if you won’t go away?

Submitted by: prplraines
14

You are about as useful as a white crayon.

Submitted by: James
7

Cashier: Hi can I help you?
Me: No I just stood in line for 10 minutes to say hi.

Submitted by: jekah
10

There is a strong need for a sarcasm font.

Submitted by: nnaeel
57

Person 1 : Watch my stuff.
Me : Why? Is it going to do a trick.

Submitted by: somma
38

My imaginary friend says that you need a therapist.

Submitted by: vera lemon
33

Sarcasm: Helping the intelligent politely tolerate the obtuse for thousands of years.

Submitted by: Grouchier Marx
30

Person 1: Can I ask you a question?
Person 2: You just did!

Submitted by: Alisha
4

I’m not sarcastic, I’m brutally honest =).

Submitted by: Lowkeyfan
19

Shut your mouth when you’re talking to me.

Submitted by: chellaki
139

Your just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

Submitted by: Christel
10

3 A. M. Phone call
– Hey are you asleep?
– No, I was in coma thank you for rescuing me!

Submitted by: Jox_Touchdown
16

Person 1: You are so cool!
Person 2: Thank you! You’re not so hot yourself.

Submitted by: wolf
39

SSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH! I smell something

Submitted by: I LOVE BOONE
16

About once a year somebody will ask me “Where is the ice?”
I reply “Check the oven”.

Submitted by: reddevil109
22

I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don’t want to see you everyday!

Submitted by: Pugbear
15

I clapped because it’s finished, not because I like it.

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Submitted by: Angel Geo
172

You: I’m going to be a comedian one day!
Me: *Bursts into fits of giggles*
You: Whats so funny?
Me: *gasps* oh! you were being serious, i’m sorry.

Submitted by: Dessy
7

I don’t hate you. Its just my attitude has problems with your personality.

Submitted by: Bella
92

I thought I had seen the pinnacle of stupid… Then I met you.

Submitted by: biteme
4

Well, thank you. Coming from you, it means…absolutely nothing.

Submitted by: Unknown
26

Cancel my subscription because I don’t need your issues.

Submitted by: ninja

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