Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 3
I’m not crazy! The voices tell me I am entirely sane…
Expect nothing and you’ll never be dissapointed!
Sarcasm is the secret language that everyone uses when they want to say something mean to your face.
I’m sorry I was talking, while you were interrupting me.
Teacher: We are going to play the quiet game.
Student: Are you playing too?
We have a love and hate relationship….. He loves me, I hate him.
My Brother: Since when is silence smart?
Me: Since you started talking…
Just keep talking, I yawn when I’m interested.
Sitting in the cinema
Person1: Oh My God! Did you just see that?
Person2: Nahh, I paid $12 just to stare at the freakin roof. “?”
Jealously is a disease…get well soon!!!!
I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it again.
I never repeat myself.
Life’s good, you should get one.
You : My dad bought me a new mirror, the old one is broken.
Me : I can see why
I’m definitely a morning person but often choose to sleep straight through it.
I don’t hate you. Its just my attitude has problems with your personality.
Look at you your in perfect shape……………for a circle
Me- “What time is it?”
You- “There’s a clock right there.”
Me- “Did I ask you where the clock was!?”
Cashier: Hi can I help you?
Me: No I just stood in line for 10 minutes to say hi.
There is a strong need for a sarcasm font.
Shut your mouth when you’re talking to me.
How can I miss you if you won’t go away?
My imaginary friend says that you need a therapist.
Person 1 : Watch my stuff.
Me : Why? Is it going to do a trick.
3 A. M. Phone call
- Hey are you asleep?
- No, I was in coma thank you for rescuing me!
Sarcasm: Helping the intelligent politely tolerate the obtuse for thousands of years.