Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 3
Cop pulls over a car:
Cop:Do you know why I pulled you over?
Driver: You thought I had donuts?
Expect nothing and you’ll never be dissapointed!
We have a love and hate relationship….. He loves me, I hate him.
No, you don’t have to repeat yourself, … I was ignoring you the first time.
Teacher: We are going to play the quiet game.
Student: Are you playing too?
Sarcasm is the secret language that everyone uses when they want to say something mean to your face.
Sitting in the cinema
Person1: Oh My God! Did you just see that?
Person2: Nahh, I paid $12 just to stare at the freakin roof. “?”
I’m sorry I was talking, while you were interrupting me.
Jealously is a disease…get well soon!!!!
How can I miss you if you won’t go away?
I’m definitely a morning person but often choose to sleep straight through it.
I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it again.
I never repeat myself.
You : My dad bought me a new mirror, the old one is broken.
Me : I can see why
Life’s good, you should get one.
Me- “What time is it?”
You- “There’s a clock right there.”
Me- “Did I ask you where the clock was!?”
Look at you your in perfect shape……………for a circle
My neighbor’s diary says that I have boundary issues.
Just keep talking, I yawn when I’m interested.
There is a strong need for a sarcasm font.
I don’t hate you. Its just my attitude has problems with your personality.
Shut your mouth when you’re talking to me.
Cashier: Hi can I help you?
Me: No I just stood in line for 10 minutes to say hi.
Person 1 : Watch my stuff.
Me : Why? Is it going to do a trick.
My imaginary friend says that you need a therapist.
Sarcasm: Helping the intelligent politely tolerate the obtuse for thousands of years.