Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 3
I’m not crazy! The voices tell me I am entirely sane…
Expect nothing and you’ll never be dissapointed!
Teacher: We are going to play the quiet game.
Student: Are you playing too?
We have a love and hate relationship….. He loves me, I hate him.
My Brother: Since when is silence smart?
Me: Since you started talking…
Life’s good, you should get one.
Sarcasm is the secret language that everyone uses when they want to say something mean to your face.
Sitting in the cinema
Person1: Oh My God! Did you just see that?
Person2: Nahh, I paid $12 just to stare at the freakin roof. “?”
Jealously is a disease…get well soon!!!!
I’m sorry I was talking, while you were interrupting me.
I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it again.
I never repeat myself.
You : My dad bought me a new mirror, the old one is broken.
Me : I can see why
I’m definitely a morning person but often choose to sleep straight through it.
I don’t hate you. Its just my attitude has problems with your personality.
3 A. M. Phone call
- Hey are you asleep?
- No, I was in coma thank you for rescuing me!
Me- “What time is it?”
You- “There’s a clock right there.”
Me- “Did I ask you where the clock was!?”
Cashier: Hi can I help you?
Me: No I just stood in line for 10 minutes to say hi.
Look at you your in perfect shape……………for a circle
There is a strong need for a sarcasm font.
Shut your mouth when you’re talking to me.
How can I miss you if you won’t go away?
Person 1 : Watch my stuff.
Me : Why? Is it going to do a trick.
My imaginary friend says that you need a therapist.
You are about as useful as a white crayon.
Person 1: Can I ask you a question?
Person 2: You just did!