Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 3
My friends are so much cooler than yours.
I’m not crazy! The voices tell me I am entirely sane…
Expect nothing and you’ll never be dissapointed!
Teacher: We are going to play the quiet game.
Student: Are you playing too?
Sitting in the cinema
Person1: Oh My God! Did you just see that?
Person2: Nahh, I paid $12 just to stare at the freakin roof. “?”
I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it again.
I never repeat myself.
After being cut off mid sentence:
I’m sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?
I’m not sarcastic, I’m brutally honest =).
We have a love and hate relationship….. He loves me, I hate him.
Person 1: You look great !
Person 2: Sorry ! I can’t say the same about you.
Person 1: Just do like me … Lie !
Jealously is a disease…get well soon!!!!
Me- “What time is it?”
You- “There’s a clock right there.”
Me- “Did I ask you where the clock was!?”
I’m definitely a morning person but often choose to sleep straight through it.
Just keep talking, I yawn when I’m interested.
Sarcasm is the secret language that everyone uses when they want to say something mean to your face.
You are about as useful as a white crayon.
Don’t take yourself so seriously, no one else does.
You : My dad bought me a new mirror, the old one is broken.
Me : I can see why
Cashier: Hi can I help you?
Me: No I just stood in line for 10 minutes to say hi.
Look at you your in perfect shape……………for a circle
I’m sorry I was talking, while you were interrupting me.
I was stopped by a policeman and his over excited sniffer dog the other day, my dog says you are on drugs, he said…
I said, I’m not the one with a talking dog mate.
About once a year somebody will ask me “Where is the ice?”
I reply “Check the oven”.
How can I miss you if you won’t go away?