Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 3
My friends are so much cooler than yours.
I’m not crazy! The voices tell me I am entirely sane…
*Me washing my car*
Person: Hey what’s up? Washing your car?
Me: No, I’m watering it to see if it’ll grow into a bus.
Expect nothing and you’ll never be dissapointed!
After being cut off mid sentence:
I’m sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?
Teacher: We are going to play the quiet game.
Student: Are you playing too?
Sitting in the cinema
Person1: Oh My God! Did you just see that?
Person2: Nahh, I paid $12 just to stare at the freakin roof. “?”
I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it again.
I never repeat myself.
We have a love and hate relationship….. He loves me, I hate him.
Person 1: You look great !
Person 2: Sorry ! I can’t say the same about you.
Person 1: Just do like me … Lie !
Jealously is a disease…get well soon!!!!
Me- “What time is it?”
You- “There’s a clock right there.”
Me- “Did I ask you where the clock was!?”
I’m definitely a morning person but often choose to sleep straight through it.
Sarcasm is the secret language that everyone uses when they want to say something mean to your face.
I’m not sarcastic, I’m brutally honest =).
Just keep talking, I yawn when I’m interested.
I’m sorry I was talking, while you were interrupting me.
Cashier: Hi can I help you?
Me: No I just stood in line for 10 minutes to say hi.
You : My dad bought me a new mirror, the old one is broken.
Me : I can see why
About once a year somebody will ask me “Where is the ice?”
I reply “Check the oven”.
You are about as useful as a white crayon.
Don’t take yourself so seriously, no one else does.
Look at you your in perfect shape……………for a circle
I clapped because it’s finished, not because I like it.
There is a strong need for a sarcasm font.