Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 3

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I don’t believe in plastic surgery,
But in your case,
Go ahead.

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Submitted by: Bubbles
119

My friends are so much cooler than yours.
They’re invisible.

Submitted by: he
133

I’m not crazy! The voices tell me I am entirely sane…

Submitted by: thwhitewolff
91

Expect nothing and you’ll never be dissapointed!

Submitted by: Amanda
128

Teacher: We are going to play the quiet game.
Student: Are you playing too?

Submitted by: therandomone
37

Sitting in the cinema
Person1: Oh My God! Did you just see that?
Person2: Nahh, I paid $12 just to stare at the freakin roof. “?”

Submitted by: Kurisutii
15

I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it again.
I never repeat myself.

Submitted by: Sir Custac
10

After being cut off mid sentence:
I’m sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

Submitted by: CJ
10

I’m not sarcastic, I’m brutally honest =).

Submitted by: Lowkeyfan
23

We have a love and hate relationship….. He loves me, I hate him.

Submitted by: Jennifer
17

Person 1: You look great !
Person 2: Sorry ! I can’t say the same about you.
Person 1: Just do like me … Lie !

Submitted by: Cii
190

Jealously is a disease…get well soon!!!!

Submitted by: steph
25

Me- “What time is it?”
You- “There’s a clock right there.”
Me- “Did I ask you where the clock was!?”

Submitted by: Jub Jub
40

I’m definitely a morning person but often choose to sleep straight through it.

Submitted by: steve
29

Just keep talking, I yawn when I’m interested.

Submitted by: shutup
20

Sarcasm is the secret language that everyone uses when they want to say something mean to your face.

Submitted by: m&m
18

You are about as useful as a white crayon.

Submitted by: James
14

Don’t take yourself so seriously, no one else does.

Submitted by: Sofia
34

You : My dad bought me a new mirror, the old one is broken.
Me : I can see why

Submitted by: SR
12

Cashier: Hi can I help you?
Me: No I just stood in line for 10 minutes to say hi.

Submitted by: jekah
130

Look at you your in perfect shape……………for a circle

Submitted by: CF1
14

I’m sorry I was talking, while you were interrupting me.

Submitted by: dmitch
18

I was stopped by a policeman and his over excited sniffer dog the other day, my dog says you are on drugs, he said…
I said, I’m not the one with a talking dog mate.

Submitted by: Sir Custac
18

About once a year somebody will ask me “Where is the ice?”
I reply “Check the oven”.

Submitted by: reddevil109
11

How can I miss you if you won’t go away?

Submitted by: prplraines

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