Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 4
Before talking please connect the tongue to the brain.
I’m told that familiarity breeds contempt … Well I feel I’ve know you forever.
I’m sorry. I couldn’t see a person behind that giant ego.
I must be psychic. I predicted you’d be an idiot.
Don’t blame yourself. Let me do it.
I failed my spelling test. The teacher said “Idiot” and I put your name down.
You are funny, you make everyone laugh except when you joke.
You think you’re so smart?
- No, I don’t. I’m actually pretty sure.
I don’t hate you. Its just my attitude has problems with your personality.
People say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit… And that comes from the people who don’t understand it.
How do you manage to get such a large foot in such a small mouth?
Oh, you deleted me on Facebook. Is that your final revenge? What’s next… You throw a fruit loop at the back of my head and expect it to hurt?
Sarcasm: The ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.
Go to hell!
Okay, I will come to visit you
Time flies by when you’re insulting people.
Sending Postcards From A Plane Crash (Wish You Were Here).
- Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.
- Exactly! It’s the only form I’m capable of.
You can’t face the problem if the problem is your face.
You: Where Are You Going?
Me: Somewhere You’re Not..
Are you going to school tomorrow?
Nah, I’m riding my unicorn to Mars instead.
You must be really clever to act so stupid all the time.
Man…you are so funny, but hey looks aren’t everything.
What do you do when life gives you lemons? Well, when life gives me lemons, I sit in front of a McDonald’s and throw them at pedestrians.