Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings
How much do you charge to haunt a house?
Oh yea you look so pretty I can’t take it.
Someone said that you didn’t have half a brain, but I defended you, I insisted that you did!
As a matter of fact, the whole world does revolve around me!
Abusive Mom: Do you hate me?
Girl: No, I just wish you would get your next period in a shark tank
Abusive Dad: Do you hate me?
Girl: No, it’s just that if you were on fire I’d roast marshmallows.
Mom: *knocks on my door*
Mom: Are you in there?
Me: No, I went to Narnia.
*Me washing my car*
Person: Hey what’s up? Washing your car?
Me: No, I’m watering it to see if it’ll grow into a bus.
Judge: How do you plead?
Me: Not guilty your honer!
Judge: What have you got to say for yourself?
Me: Isn’t being ugly against the law?
Some one comes to your house.
Them: Do you have a bathroom?
You: No, we just go in the back yard!
One thing I know is sarcasm is painful euphemism.
Try not to be sarcastic when you are not, it’s just as difficult as walking with your nose.
Sarcasm is a skill meant for a chosen few.