Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings
My dad: “Is the only thing you can do is be an a$$?”
My reply: “No, I come with sarcasm 3. 0.”
Person 1: Is that you?!
Person 2: Nah, I’m an alien from the planet obvious.
If you had to choose a name for my dog! It would for sure be yours! For loyalty purposes.:)
The only thing to fear is fear itself and what 9 out 10 doctors would prescribe.
You – “Well someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning!”
Me – “I’m sorry there’s a correct side to be waking up on?”
It takes patience to listen, however it takes absolute skill to pretend you’re listening.
Excuse me love, would you like a skirt to go with that belt?!
Person 1 : Was my speech good?
Person 2 : Yup but I couldn’t understand a word you were saying.
My Brother: Since when is silence smart?
Me: Since you started talking…
9 more hours and I can start behaving normally again.
I find it funny…
But I have forgotten how to laugh..
Person 1: “Does this look like a face of concern?”
Person 2: “It will if I smashed it in.”
You- “oh find it funny do you?!”
Me- “hence the laughter”
Not many people can listen to you and survive. I should be getting an award.
Be my guest and leave.
You’re not stupid; you’re just not that smart.