Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings
Tell me how I have upset you, because I want to know how to do it again.
*Me washing my car*
Person: Hey what’s up? Washing your car?
Me: No, I’m watering it to see if it’ll grow into a bus.
Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit! Yet it remains the funniest!
You: Do you think I am stupid.
Me: Its not your fault.
“I’d like to call you. What’s your number?”
“It’s in the phone book.”
“But I don’t know your name.”
“That’s in the phone book too.”
You’re so cool.
Any cooler and you would be me.
You : My dad bought me a new mirror, the old one is broken.
Me : I can see why
Person 1: Can I ask you a question?
Person 2: You just did!
Sarcasm (n.) – the ability to insult idiots without them realizing it…!
If you don’t want a sarcastic answer, don’t ask a stupid question.
SSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH! I smell something
Mom: What did you learn in school today sweetheart?
Me: Obviously not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.
Sales Clerk: Sir are you going to buy that?
Person: No, I’m just shop lifting it all the way to the cash register…
My imaginary friend says that you need a therapist.
Are you really stupid or you are just pretending?
Oh… I didn’t tell you…. Then it must be none of your business.