Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 6

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It’s always the last place you look for it… Of course it is! Why would you keep looking if you found it?
I’m not so good at advice; may I interest you in a sarcastic reply?

Submitted by: imaqt
7

Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to lie to myself and try to like you?

Submitted by: jjsnage
11

Being hated and ignored by many, makes my life a lot more easier to handle.

Submitted by: Sigmund
12

No you’re not ugly.. It’s just that you’re face is few centuries out of fashion.

Submitted by: roya
8

You: Go to hell!
Me: See you there (:
You: God. You’re so stupid!
Me: I learned from the best.

Submitted by: Terethatsslifebro
8

Okay…Tell me and I’ll pretend to care.

Submitted by: ikromi
7

I let you know when I start to care….Check back in about five years.

Submitted by: apatheticinatl77
6

Cashier: Hi can I help you?
Me: No I just stood in line for 10 minutes to say hi.

Submitted by: jekah
22

Her face makes me wanna learning boxing.

Submitted by: lena
10

1st Person: I totally hate you!!
2nd Person: And I totally care!!

Submitted by: marieaa ;)
14

You call this fat? I call this a 1 Pack!

Submitted by: Hunter
24

Your new hairstyle is truly amazing. Tell me who did it, and I’ll make them an offer they can’t refuse.

Submitted by: isambard kingdom brownowl
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You might appear to be hard on people, but I know that deep inside there beats a heart of solid concrete.

Submitted by: isambard kingdom brownowl
16

Would you care to join me?
Why, are you coming apart?

Submitted by: isambard kingdom brownowl
14

Early to bed early to rise just means you didn’t get invited to the party.

Submitted by: aj
8

After being cut off mid sentence:
I’m sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

Submitted by: CJ
15

Oh, I’m sorry. Were you under the impression that I value your opinion?

Submitted by: Everybodyhatesmeh
10

A: I hate ugly things.
B: So I’m sure that you hate mirrors.

Submitted by: Roojole
13

You are about as useful as a white crayon.

Submitted by: James
14

Wow, it was nice meeting you!
And if I ever see you again, it’ll be too soon.

Submitted by: prakash
34

Would you like a side of epic with that fail?
You- Thank you Captain Obvious!
Me- You’re welcome Lieutenant Sarcasm!!

Submitted by: Kelsey
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Person 1: Why are you so fat?
Person 2: I’m not fat. I am skinny, it’s just that because of all the fat you can’t see it.

Submitted by: DING DONG
16

Sarcasm kindles joy in us, releases frustration in a comic way.

Submitted by: faheema
13

There’s a fine like between being tanned, and looking like you rolled in Doritos.

Submitted by: MCMLXXXVII
23

Person 1: What time is it?
Person 2: Do I look like a clock to you?

Submitted by: kelly

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