Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 6

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Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.

Submitted by: kate

I’m sorry while you were talking I was trying to figure where the hell you got the idea I cared.

Submitted by: tim

You: Do you want a piece of my mind?!
Me: Oh no, I couldn’t take the last piece.

Submitted by: Sarah

When people ask me stupid questions, it is my legal obligation to give a sarcastic remark.

Submitted by: Natimar Diaz

If had a dollar for evry smart thing you say. I’ll be poor.

Submitted by: Ken

Here let me drop whats imprortant to me and pay attention to you and all of your needs.

Submitted by: lisa

A boy is hammering nails onto the table:
Mom: What are you doing?!
The boy: Is that a trick question?

Submitted by: Darryl Parryl

That’s a pretty dress…too bad you couldn’t find it in your size.

Submitted by: sslewis

Question: Do you know who I am????
Answer: No, Why? Have you forgotten?

Submitted by: Lynette

You: OMG did you just fall.?
Me: No the ground just came up and smacked me in my face.!

Submitted by: FranklyiDontCare
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