Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings
“I’d like to call you. What’s your number?”
“It’s in the phone book.”
“But I don’t know your name.”
“That’s in the phone book too.”
You’re so cool.
Any cooler and you would be me.
You: Do you think I am stupid.
Me: Its not your fault.
You : My dad bought me a new mirror, the old one is broken.
Me : I can see why
SSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH! I smell something
*Me washing my car*
Person: Hey what’s up? Washing your car?
Me: No, I’m watering it to see if it’ll grow into a bus.
Sales Clerk: Sir are you going to buy that?
Person: No, I’m just shop lifting it all the way to the cash register…
Person 1: Can I ask you a question?
Person 2: You just did!
Mom: What did you learn in school today sweetheart?
Me: Obviously not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.