Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings
Tell me how I have upset you, because I want to know how to do it again.
Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit! Yet it remains the funniest!
“I’d like to call you. What’s your number?”
“It’s in the phone book.”
“But I don’t know your name.”
“That’s in the phone book too.”
You’re so cool.
Any cooler and you would be me.
You: Do you think I am stupid.
Me: Its not your fault.
You : My dad bought me a new mirror, the old one is broken.
Me : I can see why
*Me washing my car*
Person: Hey what’s up? Washing your car?
Me: No, I’m watering it to see if it’ll grow into a bus.
My imaginary friend says that you need a therapist.
SSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH! I smell something
Sarcasm (n.) – the ability to insult idiots without them realizing it…!
Sales Clerk: Sir are you going to buy that?
Person: No, I’m just shop lifting it all the way to the cash register…
Oh… I didn’t tell you…. Then it must be none of your business.
If you don’t want a sarcastic answer, don’t ask a stupid question.
Person 1: Can I ask you a question?
Person 2: You just did!
Are you really stupid or you are just pretending?
Mom: What did you learn in school today sweetheart?
Me: Obviously not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.