Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 6
I thought I had seen the pinnacle of stupid… Then I met you.
I’m sorry while you were talking I was trying to figure where the hell you got the idea I cared.
You: Do you want a piece of my mind?!
Me: Oh no, I couldn’t take the last piece.
When people ask me stupid questions, it is my legal obligation to give a sarcastic remark.
If had a dollar for evry smart thing you say. I’ll be poor.
Here let me drop whats imprortant to me and pay attention to you and all of your needs.
A boy is hammering nails onto the table:
Mom: What are you doing?!
The boy: Is that a trick question?
That’s a pretty dress…too bad you couldn’t find it in your size.
Question: Do you know who I am????
Answer: No, Why? Have you forgotten?
You: OMG did you just fall.?
Me: No the ground just came up and smacked me in my face.!