Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 6
You: Do you think I am stupid.
Me: Its not your fault.
I was stopped by a policeman and his over excited sniffer dog the other day, my dog says you are on drugs, he said…
I said, I’m not the one with a talking dog mate.
I ain’t sleeping. I am just looking into my eyelids.
You are about as useful as a white crayon.
There is a strong need for a sarcasm font.
I’m not good at giving advice…how about sarcasm?
A boy is hammering nails onto the table:
Mom: What are you doing?!
The boy: Is that a trick question?
Person 1: Are you sleeping?
Person 2: Oh yes, I’m always having conversations in my sleep…
It’s not that they’re ugly. It’s just that everybody else is better looking.
About once a year somebody will ask me “Where is the ice?”
I reply “Check the oven”.
Cashier: Hi can I help you?
Me: No I just stood in line for 10 minutes to say hi.
Text : Hey, you up??!!
Text response: Nope, just fell asleep an hour ago. . .
You’re unique just like everyone else!
After being cut off mid sentence:
I’m sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?
You’re right, violence is not the solution; it’s just part of the equation.
You always do me a favor, when you shut up!
How can I miss you if you won’t go away?
No, you don’t have to repeat yourself, … I was ignoring you the first time.
The movie was awesome!! My favorite part was when it ended.
There’s a fine like between being tanned, and looking like you rolled in Doritos.