Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 6
WAIT…I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.
You: Did I wake you up?
Me: Nah I’m always awake at 3 am!
3 A. M. Phone call
– Hey are you asleep?
– No, I was in coma thank you for rescuing me!
A girl wearing pointed high- heeled shoes steps on someones feet
Girl: Sorry, did that hurt?
Someone: No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia why don’t you try again.
Some say the grass isn’t always greener on the other side…I say…. Depends on where you live.
Sarcasm is the secret language that everyone uses when they want to say something mean to your face.
If ignorance is bliss. You must be the happiest person on this planet.
I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don’t want to see you everyday!
Person 1: Are you watching TV on the couch?
Person 2: No, I’m sitting on the TV and watching the couch.
Ugliness can be fixed, stupidity is forever.
Life’s good, you should get one.
Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, and the highest form of intelligence.
Person 1: You look great !
Person 2: Sorry ! I can’t say the same about you.
Person 1: Just do like me … Lie !
Tact is for people not witty enough to be sarcastic.
Shut your mouth when you’re talking to me.
Sarcasm, because beating the crap out of people is illegal
I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it again.
I never repeat myself.
You are about as useful as a white crayon.
There is a fine line between fashion and circus. So where’s the tent?
Fighting with me is like being in the special olympics. You may win, but in the end you’re still a retard.