Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings

I’m definitely a morning person but often choose to sleep straight through it.

Submitted by: steve

My loyalty cannot be bought, however, it can be rented.

Submitted by: Shalamar2k2

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit! Yet it remains the funniest!

Submitted by: lisa

Sarcasm (n.) – the ability to insult idiots without them realizing it…!

Submitted by: vasso

You: Do you think I am stupid.
Me: Its not your fault.

Submitted by: aniesha
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Mom: What did you learn in school today sweetheart?
Me: Obviously not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.

Submitted by: cheesefri

Person 1: Can I ask you a question?
Person 2: You just did!

Submitted by: Alisha

You : My dad bought me a new mirror, the old one is broken.
Me : I can see why

Submitted by: SR

“I’d like to call you. What’s your number?”
“It’s in the phone book.”
“But I don’t know your name.”
“That’s in the phone book too.”
You’re so cool.
Any cooler and you would be me.

Submitted by: mandy

If you don’t want a sarcastic answer, don’t ask a stupid question.

Submitted by: nicolw

Sales Clerk: Sir are you going to buy that?
Person: No, I’m just shop lifting it all the way to the cash register…

Submitted by: carlos
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SSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH! I smell something

Submitted by: I LOVE BOONE

My imaginary friend says that you need a therapist.

Submitted by: vera lemon

Oh… I didn’t tell you…. Then it must be none of your business.

Submitted by: Jennifer

Me- “What time is it?”
You- “There’s a clock right there.”
Me- “Did I ask you where the clock was!?”

Submitted by: Jub Jub

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