Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 6
Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to lie to myself and try to like you?
Being hated and ignored by many, makes my life a lot more easier to handle.
No you’re not ugly.. It’s just that you’re face is few centuries out of fashion.
You: Go to hell!
Me: See you there (:
You: God. You’re so stupid!
Me: I learned from the best.
Okay…Tell me and I’ll pretend to care.
I let you know when I start to care….Check back in about five years.
Cashier: Hi can I help you?
Me: No I just stood in line for 10 minutes to say hi.
Her face makes me wanna learning boxing.
1st Person: I totally hate you!!
2nd Person: And I totally care!!
You call this fat? I call this a 1 Pack!
Your new hairstyle is truly amazing. Tell me who did it, and I’ll make them an offer they can’t refuse.
You might appear to be hard on people, but I know that deep inside there beats a heart of solid concrete.
Would you care to join me?
Why, are you coming apart?
Early to bed early to rise just means you didn’t get invited to the party.
After being cut off mid sentence:
I’m sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?
Oh, I’m sorry. Were you under the impression that I value your opinion?
A: I hate ugly things.
B: So I’m sure that you hate mirrors.
You are about as useful as a white crayon.
Wow, it was nice meeting you!
And if I ever see you again, it’ll be too soon.
Would you like a side of epic with that fail?
You- Thank you Captain Obvious!
Me- You’re welcome Lieutenant Sarcasm!!
Person 1: Why are you so fat?
Person 2: I’m not fat. I am skinny, it’s just that because of all the fat you can’t see it.
Sarcasm kindles joy in us, releases frustration in a comic way.
There’s a fine like between being tanned, and looking like you rolled in Doritos.
Person 1: What time is it?
Person 2: Do I look like a clock to you?
John: Do you know there are 24 hours in a day?
Elvine: Really!!! You have a gift John.
Elvine: A gift for stating the obvious.