Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 6

41

WAIT…I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.

Submitted by: jo-c
158

Well at least your mom thinks you’re pretty…

Submitted by: Stefana
7

“Are you sarcastic?” “Well no duh!”

7

The grass may be greener on the other side but at least you don’t have to mow it.

237

You: Go to Hell!
Me: See you there.

Submitted by: Jen
127

You have no one to blame but yourself…Unless some other guy is standing next to you then you can blame him.

Submitted by: prankcaller911
34

I ain’t sleeping. I am just looking into my eyelids.

Submitted by: kala
64

“I’d like to call you. What’s your number?”
“It’s in the phone book.”
“But I don’t know your name.”
“That’s in the phone book too.”
You’re so cool.
Any cooler and you would be me.

Submitted by: mandy
15

It’s your lie…tell it however you want!

Submitted by: Angie Bryant
108

Here let me drop whats imprortant to me and pay attention to you and all of your needs.

Submitted by: lisa
62

Are you really stupid or you are just pretending?

Submitted by: bmt
10

Sarcasm: The ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.

Submitted by: Liz G
25

If ignorance is bliss. You must be the happiest person on this planet.

Submitted by: derek dsemre
220

You: “Why are you here?”
Me: “Well… Heaven didn’t want me,
And hells afraid I’ll take over.”

Submitted by: Kikkaa
9

He was happily married – but his wife wasn’t.
– Victor Borge

5

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
– Ashleigh Brilliant

29

Should I bring ladder so you can step out of my business?

Submitted by: Elia
4

Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.

8

Shut up, will you?” “Oh, I’m sorry, Your Highness, should I go get you your coffee and tea now?

11

Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to lie to myself and try to like you?

Submitted by: jjsnage
25

Text: You awake???
Reply: No didn’t you know I text in my sleep
Text back: Oh…text me when you’re awake…
5 minutes later…
Text: Are you awake yet?

Submitted by: Didget
5

I’m impressed, I’ve never met such a small mind inside such a big head before.

20

Person: Go to hell
You: As long as you won’t be there

Submitted by: Kaya
22

This is my cup of care… _/ … Oh! Would you look at that, it’s empty!

Submitted by: Lexi-Lou
12

You: Where Are You Going?
Me: Somewhere You’re Not..

Submitted by: Chris

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