Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 6

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There’s a fine like between being tanned, and looking like you rolled in Doritos.

Submitted by: MCMLXXXVII
158

Well at least your mom thinks you’re pretty…

Submitted by: Stefana
86

Are you always this retarded or are you making a special effort today?

Submitted by: magda
237

You: Go to Hell!
Me: See you there.

Submitted by: Jen
40

WAIT…I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.

Submitted by: jo-c
3

If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

7

Shut up, will you?” “Oh, I’m sorry, Your Highness, should I go get you your coffee and tea now?

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You have no one to blame but yourself…Unless some other guy is standing next to you then you can blame him.

Submitted by: prankcaller911
4

I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here.
– Stephen Bishop

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“I’d like to call you. What’s your number?”
“It’s in the phone book.”
“But I don’t know your name.”
“That’s in the phone book too.”
You’re so cool.
Any cooler and you would be me.

Submitted by: mandy
61

Are you really stupid or you are just pretending?

Submitted by: bmt
8

He was happily married – but his wife wasn’t.
– Victor Borge

108

Here let me drop whats imprortant to me and pay attention to you and all of your needs.

Submitted by: lisa
4

I’m impressed, I’ve never met such a small mind inside such a big head before.

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Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt.
– Cassandra Clare

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Sarcasm, because beating the crap out of people is illegal

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Sarcasm: The ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.

Submitted by: Liz G
15

It’s your lie…tell it however you want!

Submitted by: Angie Bryant
220

You: “Why are you here?”
Me: “Well… Heaven didn’t want me,
And hells afraid I’ll take over.”

Submitted by: Kikkaa
4

Sarcasm I now see to be, in general, the language of the Devil; for which reason I have, long since, as good as renounced it.
– Thomas Carlyle

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A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty of humility.
– Lawrence G. Lovasik

6

How much do you charge to haunt a house?

Submitted by: thomas geddes
18

Person: Go to hell
You: As long as you won’t be there

Submitted by: Kaya
28

Should I bring ladder so you can step out of my business?

Submitted by: Elia
264

Think I am sarcastic?
Watch me pretend to care!

Submitted by: Noem Miranda

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