Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 6

38

WAIT…I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.

Submitted by: jo-c
85

Are you always this retarded or are you making a special effort today?

Submitted by: magda
237

You: Go to Hell!
Me: See you there.

Submitted by: Jen
3

If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

7

A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty of humility.
- Lawrence G. Lovasik

7

Shut up, will you?” “Oh, I’m sorry, Your Highness, should I go get you your coffee and tea now?

127

You have no one to blame but yourself…Unless some other guy is standing next to you then you can blame him.

Submitted by: prankcaller911
4

I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here.
- Stephen Bishop

108

Here let me drop whats imprortant to me and pay attention to you and all of your needs.

Submitted by: lisa
64

“I’d like to call you. What’s your number?”
“It’s in the phone book.”
“But I don’t know your name.”
“That’s in the phone book too.”
You’re so cool.
Any cooler and you would be me.

Submitted by: mandy
61

Are you really stupid or you are just pretending?

Submitted by: bmt
8

Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt.
- Cassandra Clare

219

You: “Why are you here?”
Me: “Well… Heaven didn’t want me,
And hells afraid I’ll take over.”

Submitted by: Kikkaa
4

I’m impressed, I’ve never met such a small mind inside such a big head before.

5

Your silence echos your thoughts.

Submitted by: PeteMitt
9

You: I don’t understand this.
Me: Do you want me to bring a ladder?
You: A ladder for what?
Me: So you can step up to my intelligence level.

Submitted by: Jared
4

You were looking good from afar.. Now you’re far from looking good.

4

Sarcasm I now see to be, in general, the language of the Devil; for which reason I have, long since, as good as renounced it.
- Thomas Carlyle

4

I’m not sarcastic, I’m brutally honest =).

Submitted by: Lowkeyfan
54

Don’t argue with fools, cos people from a distance can’t tell which one is you.

Submitted by: J-rock
264

Think I am sarcastic?
Watch me pretend to care!

Submitted by: Noem Miranda
5

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
- Ashleigh Brilliant

17

Person: Go to hell
You: As long as you won’t be there

Submitted by: Kaya
4

Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.

4

You- “oh find it funny do you?!”
Me- “hence the laughter”

Submitted by: Leah Victoria

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