Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 6
“Are you sarcastic?” “Well no duh!”
Well at least your mom thinks you’re pretty…
Are you always this retarded or are you making a special effort today?
I ain’t sleeping. I am just looking into my eyelids.
You: Go to Hell!
Me: See you there.
You’re right, violence is not the solution; it’s just part of the equation.
You have no one to blame but yourself…Unless some other guy is standing next to you then you can blame him.
“I’d like to call you. What’s your number?”
“It’s in the phone book.”
“But I don’t know your name.”
“That’s in the phone book too.”
You’re so cool.
Any cooler and you would be me.
Are you really stupid or you are just pretending?
Here let me drop whats imprortant to me and pay attention to you and all of your needs.
He was happily married – but his wife wasn’t.
– Victor Borge
I’m impressed, I’ve never met such a small mind inside such a big head before.
How much do you charge to haunt a house?
Sarcasm: The ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.
It’s your lie…tell it however you want!
You: “Why are you here?”
Me: “Well… Heaven didn’t want me,
And hells afraid I’ll take over.”
If ignorance is bliss. You must be the happiest person on this planet.
Shut up, will you?” “Oh, I’m sorry, Your Highness, should I go get you your coffee and tea now?
Should I bring ladder so you can step out of my business?
Person: Go to hell
You: As long as you won’t be there
Person 1: Are you watching TV on the couch?
Person 2: No, I’m sitting on the TV and watching the couch.
Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
– Ashleigh Brilliant
You- “oh find it funny do you?!”
Me- “hence the laughter”
This is my cup of care… _/ … Oh! Would you look at that, it’s empty!
If you’re too open- minded, your brains will fall out.
– Lawrence Ferlinghetti