Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 6

238

You: Go to Hell!
Me: See you there.

Submitted by: Jen
127

You have no one to blame but yourself…Unless some other guy is standing next to you then you can blame him.

Submitted by: prankcaller911
34

I ain’t sleeping. I am just looking into my eyelids.

Submitted by: kala
62

Are you really stupid or you are just pretending?

Submitted by: bmt
8

“Are you sarcastic?” “Well no duh!”

108

Here let me drop whats imprortant to me and pay attention to you and all of your needs.

Submitted by: lisa
25

Text: You awake???
Reply: No didn’t you know I text in my sleep
Text back: Oh…text me when you’re awake…
5 minutes later…
Text: Are you awake yet?

Submitted by: Didget
41

Person 1: Are you watching TV on the couch?
Person 2: No, I’m sitting on the TV and watching the couch.

Submitted by: Darian
25

I don’t hate you. Its just my attitude has problems with your personality.

Submitted by: Bella
9

He was happily married – but his wife wasn’t.
– Victor Borge

5

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
– Ashleigh Brilliant

4

Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.

43

3 A. M. Phone call
– Hey are you asleep?
– No, I was in coma thank you for rescuing me!

Submitted by: Jox_Touchdown
18

Before talking please connect the tongue to the brain.

Submitted by: eeinjhel
221

You: “Why are you here?”
Me: “Well… Heaven didn’t want me,
And hells afraid I’ll take over.”

Submitted by: Kikkaa
5

I’m impressed, I’ve never met such a small mind inside such a big head before.

23

Teacher asked why are you late?
Student: Because I didn’t come in early.

Submitted by: jennifer
30

Should I bring ladder so you can step out of my business?

Submitted by: Elia
55

Don’t argue with fools, cos people from a distance can’t tell which one is you.

Submitted by: J-rock
5

Don’t be humble. You’re not that great.
– Golda Meir

4

If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

18

Sarcasm is just another free service I offer. No refunds.

Submitted by: Brighton
265

Think I am sarcastic?
Watch me pretend to care!

Submitted by: Noem Miranda
25

There’s a fine like between being tanned, and looking like you rolled in Doritos.

Submitted by: MCMLXXXVII
9

Shut up, will you?” “Oh, I’m sorry, Your Highness, should I go get you your coffee and tea now?


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