Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 6
There’s a fine like between being tanned, and looking like you rolled in Doritos.
Well at least your mom thinks you’re pretty…
Are you always this retarded or are you making a special effort today?
You: Go to Hell!
Me: See you there.
WAIT…I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.
If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
Shut up, will you?” “Oh, I’m sorry, Your Highness, should I go get you your coffee and tea now?
You have no one to blame but yourself…Unless some other guy is standing next to you then you can blame him.
I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here.
– Stephen Bishop
“I’d like to call you. What’s your number?”
“It’s in the phone book.”
“But I don’t know your name.”
“That’s in the phone book too.”
You’re so cool.
Any cooler and you would be me.
Are you really stupid or you are just pretending?
He was happily married – but his wife wasn’t.
– Victor Borge
Here let me drop whats imprortant to me and pay attention to you and all of your needs.
I’m impressed, I’ve never met such a small mind inside such a big head before.
Sarcasm, because beating the crap out of people is illegal
Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt.
– Cassandra Clare
It’s your lie…tell it however you want!
You: “Why are you here?”
Me: “Well… Heaven didn’t want me,
And hells afraid I’ll take over.”
A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty of humility.
– Lawrence G. Lovasik
Sarcasm: The ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.
If ignorance is bliss. You must be the happiest person on this planet.
Person: Go to hell
You: As long as you won’t be there
Sarcasm I now see to be, in general, the language of the Devil; for which reason I have, long since, as good as renounced it.
– Thomas Carlyle
Should I bring ladder so you can step out of my business?
Think I am sarcastic?
Watch me pretend to care!