Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 6

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“Are you sarcastic?” “Well no duh!”

158

Well at least your mom thinks you’re pretty…

Submitted by: Stefana
86

Are you always this retarded or are you making a special effort today?

Submitted by: magda
33

I ain’t sleeping. I am just looking into my eyelids.

Submitted by: kala
237

You: Go to Hell!
Me: See you there.

Submitted by: Jen
21

You’re right, violence is not the solution; it’s just part of the equation.

Submitted by: bob
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You have no one to blame but yourself…Unless some other guy is standing next to you then you can blame him.

Submitted by: prankcaller911
64

“I’d like to call you. What’s your number?”
“It’s in the phone book.”
“But I don’t know your name.”
“That’s in the phone book too.”
You’re so cool.
Any cooler and you would be me.

Submitted by: mandy
61

Are you really stupid or you are just pretending?

Submitted by: bmt
108

Here let me drop whats imprortant to me and pay attention to you and all of your needs.

Submitted by: lisa
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He was happily married – but his wife wasn’t.
– Victor Borge

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I’m impressed, I’ve never met such a small mind inside such a big head before.

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How much do you charge to haunt a house?

Submitted by: thomas geddes
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Sarcasm: The ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.

Submitted by: Liz G
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It’s your lie…tell it however you want!

Submitted by: Angie Bryant
220

You: “Why are you here?”
Me: “Well… Heaven didn’t want me,
And hells afraid I’ll take over.”

Submitted by: Kikkaa
22

If ignorance is bliss. You must be the happiest person on this planet.

Submitted by: derek dsemre
8

Shut up, will you?” “Oh, I’m sorry, Your Highness, should I go get you your coffee and tea now?

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Should I bring ladder so you can step out of my business?

Submitted by: Elia
18

Person: Go to hell
You: As long as you won’t be there

Submitted by: Kaya
25

Person 1: Are you watching TV on the couch?
Person 2: No, I’m sitting on the TV and watching the couch.

Submitted by: Darian
5

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
– Ashleigh Brilliant

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You- “oh find it funny do you?!”
Me- “hence the laughter”

Submitted by: Leah Victoria
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This is my cup of care… _/ … Oh! Would you look at that, it’s empty!

Submitted by: Lexi-Lou
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If you’re too open- minded, your brains will fall out.
– Lawrence Ferlinghetti


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