Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 6

50

Hey! I had a shoes like those once, then my father got a job.

Submitted by: mewntx
237

You: Go to Hell!
Me: See you there.

Submitted by: Jen
13

You: What are you doing?
Me: The answer to that question will be revealed from the God given thing that we call eyes.

Submitted by: aastha
3

If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

7

Shut up, will you?” “Oh, I’m sorry, Your Highness, should I go get you your coffee and tea now?

9

You can’t face the problem if the problem is your face.

Submitted by: nyanaya
127

You have no one to blame but yourself…Unless some other guy is standing next to you then you can blame him.

Submitted by: prankcaller911
4

I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here.
– Stephen Bishop

14

If ignorance is bliss. You must be the happiest person on this planet.

Submitted by: derek dsemre
64

“I’d like to call you. What’s your number?”
“It’s in the phone book.”
“But I don’t know your name.”
“That’s in the phone book too.”
You’re so cool.
Any cooler and you would be me.

Submitted by: mandy
108

Here let me drop whats imprortant to me and pay attention to you and all of your needs.

Submitted by: lisa
61

Are you really stupid or you are just pretending?

Submitted by: bmt
19

My neighbor’s diary says that I have boundary issues.

Submitted by: dave title
8

Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt.
– Cassandra Clare

8

Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to lie to myself and try to like you?

Submitted by: jjsnage
219

You: “Why are you here?”
Me: “Well… Heaven didn’t want me,
And hells afraid I’ll take over.”

Submitted by: Kikkaa
17

Person: Go to hell
You: As long as you won’t be there

Submitted by: Kaya
4

I’m impressed, I’ve never met such a small mind inside such a big head before.

8

A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty of humility.
– Lawrence G. Lovasik

7

Police pulls over a speeding car:
Cop: Mam, do you know why am I standing here?
Driver: Cause you got all D’s in high school?

Submitted by: Peter
54

Don’t argue with fools, cos people from a distance can’t tell which one is you.

Submitted by: J-rock
15

Sarcasm is just another free service I offer. No refunds.

Submitted by: Brighton
4

Sarcasm I now see to be, in general, the language of the Devil; for which reason I have, long since, as good as renounced it.
– Thomas Carlyle

264

Think I am sarcastic?
Watch me pretend to care!

Submitted by: Noem Miranda
15

It’s your lie…tell it however you want!

Submitted by: Angie Bryant

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