Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 6

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“Are you sarcastic?” “Well no duh!”

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WAIT…I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.

Submitted by: jo-c
86

Are you always this retarded or are you making a special effort today?

Submitted by: magda
53

Hey! I had a shoes like those once, then my father got a job.

Submitted by: mewntx
158

Well at least your mom thinks you’re pretty…

Submitted by: Stefana
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It’s your lie…tell it however you want!

Submitted by: Angie Bryant
237

You: Go to Hell!
Me: See you there.

Submitted by: Jen
127

You have no one to blame but yourself…Unless some other guy is standing next to you then you can blame him.

Submitted by: prankcaller911
34

I ain’t sleeping. I am just looking into my eyelids.

Submitted by: kala
21

This is my cup of care… _/ … Oh! Would you look at that, it’s empty!

Submitted by: Lexi-Lou
65

“I’d like to call you. What’s your number?”
“It’s in the phone book.”
“But I don’t know your name.”
“That’s in the phone book too.”
You’re so cool.
Any cooler and you would be me.

Submitted by: mandy
62

Are you really stupid or you are just pretending?

Submitted by: bmt
108

Here let me drop whats imprortant to me and pay attention to you and all of your needs.

Submitted by: lisa
28

If ignorance is bliss. You must be the happiest person on this planet.

Submitted by: derek dsemre
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Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to lie to myself and try to like you?

Submitted by: jjsnage
9

He was happily married – but his wife wasn’t.
– Victor Borge

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Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
– Ashleigh Brilliant

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Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.

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Text: You awake???
Reply: No didn’t you know I text in my sleep
Text back: Oh…text me when you’re awake…
5 minutes later…
Text: Are you awake yet?

Submitted by: Didget
8

Shut up, will you?” “Oh, I’m sorry, Your Highness, should I go get you your coffee and tea now?

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You: “Why are you here?”
Me: “Well… Heaven didn’t want me,
And hells afraid I’ll take over.”

Submitted by: Kikkaa
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Should I bring ladder so you can step out of my business?

Submitted by: Elia
5

I’m impressed, I’ve never met such a small mind inside such a big head before.

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Sarcasm is just another free service I offer. No refunds.

Submitted by: Brighton
13

You: Where Are You Going?
Me: Somewhere You’re Not..

Submitted by: Chris

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