Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 6
Hey! I had a shoes like those once, then my father got a job.
You: Go to Hell!
Me: See you there.
You: What are you doing?
Me: The answer to that question will be revealed from the God given thing that we call eyes.
If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
Shut up, will you?” “Oh, I’m sorry, Your Highness, should I go get you your coffee and tea now?
You have no one to blame but yourself…Unless some other guy is standing next to you then you can blame him.
I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here.
- Stephen Bishop
Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.
If ignorance is bliss. You must be the happiest person on this planet.
My neighbor’s diary says that I have boundary issues.
“I’d like to call you. What’s your number?”
“It’s in the phone book.”
“But I don’t know your name.”
“That’s in the phone book too.”
You’re so cool.
Any cooler and you would be me.
Here let me drop whats imprortant to me and pay attention to you and all of your needs.
Are you really stupid or you are just pretending?
Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to lie to myself and try to like you?
Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt.
- Cassandra Clare
You: “Why are you here?”
Me: “Well… Heaven didn’t want me,
And hells afraid I’ll take over.”
Person: Go to hell
You: As long as you won’t be there
I’m impressed, I’ve never met such a small mind inside such a big head before.
A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty of humility.
- Lawrence G. Lovasik
Police pulls over a speeding car:
Cop: Mam, do you know why am I standing here?
Driver: Cause you got all D’s in high school?
Don’t argue with fools, cos people from a distance can’t tell which one is you.
Sarcasm I now see to be, in general, the language of the Devil; for which reason I have, long since, as good as renounced it.
- Thomas Carlyle
Think I am sarcastic?
Watch me pretend to care!
It’s your lie…tell it however you want!
Sarcasm is just another free service I offer. No refunds.