Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 6
Well at least your mom thinks you’re pretty…
Are you always this retarded or are you making a special effort today?
Hey! I had a shoes like those once, then my father got a job.
You: Go to Hell!
Me: See you there.
If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
Shut up, will you?” “Oh, I’m sorry, Your Highness, should I go get you your coffee and tea now?
You have no one to blame but yourself…Unless some other guy is standing next to you then you can blame him.
I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here.
- Stephen Bishop
My neighbor’s diary says that I have boundary issues.
You: I don’t understand this.
Me: Do you want me to bring a ladder?
You: A ladder for what?
Me: So you can step up to my intelligence level.
“I’d like to call you. What’s your number?”
“It’s in the phone book.”
“But I don’t know your name.”
“That’s in the phone book too.”
You’re so cool.
Any cooler and you would be me.
Here let me drop whats imprortant to me and pay attention to you and all of your needs.
Are you really stupid or you are just pretending?
Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt.
- Cassandra Clare
You: “Why are you here?”
Me: “Well… Heaven didn’t want me,
And hells afraid I’ll take over.”
I’m impressed, I’ve never met such a small mind inside such a big head before.
A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty of humility.
- Lawrence G. Lovasik
It’s your lie…tell it however you want!
Person: Go to hell
You: As long as you won’t be there
Don’t argue with fools, cos people from a distance can’t tell which one is you.
Sarcasm I now see to be, in general, the language of the Devil; for which reason I have, long since, as good as renounced it.
- Thomas Carlyle
You were looking good from afar.. Now you’re far from looking good.
Think I am sarcastic?
Watch me pretend to care!
Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
- Ashleigh Brilliant
This is my cup of care… _/ … Oh! Would you look at that, it’s empty!