Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 6
WAIT…I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.
Well at least your mom thinks you’re pretty…
“Are you sarcastic?” “Well no duh!”
The grass may be greener on the other side but at least you don’t have to mow it.
You: Go to Hell!
Me: See you there.
You have no one to blame but yourself…Unless some other guy is standing next to you then you can blame him.
I ain’t sleeping. I am just looking into my eyelids.
“I’d like to call you. What’s your number?”
“It’s in the phone book.”
“But I don’t know your name.”
“That’s in the phone book too.”
You’re so cool.
Any cooler and you would be me.
It’s your lie…tell it however you want!
Here let me drop whats imprortant to me and pay attention to you and all of your needs.
Are you really stupid or you are just pretending?
Sarcasm: The ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.
If ignorance is bliss. You must be the happiest person on this planet.
You: “Why are you here?”
Me: “Well… Heaven didn’t want me,
And hells afraid I’ll take over.”
He was happily married – but his wife wasn’t.
– Victor Borge
Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
– Ashleigh Brilliant
Should I bring ladder so you can step out of my business?
Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.
Shut up, will you?” “Oh, I’m sorry, Your Highness, should I go get you your coffee and tea now?
Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to lie to myself and try to like you?
Text: You awake???
Reply: No didn’t you know I text in my sleep
Text back: Oh…text me when you’re awake…
5 minutes later…
Text: Are you awake yet?
I’m impressed, I’ve never met such a small mind inside such a big head before.
Person: Go to hell
You: As long as you won’t be there
This is my cup of care… _/ … Oh! Would you look at that, it’s empty!
You: Where Are You Going?
Me: Somewhere You’re Not..