Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 6
Hey! I had a shoes like those once, then my father got a job.
Well at least your mom thinks you’re pretty…
You: Go to Hell!
Me: See you there.
You have no one to blame but yourself…Unless some other guy is standing next to you then you can blame him.
I ain’t sleeping. I am just looking into my eyelids.
This is my cup of care… _/ … Oh! Would you look at that, it’s empty!
Don’t be humble. You’re not that great.
– Golda Meir
“I’d like to call you. What’s your number?”
“It’s in the phone book.”
“But I don’t know your name.”
“That’s in the phone book too.”
You’re so cool.
Any cooler and you would be me.
Are you really stupid or you are just pretending?
Here let me drop whats imprortant to me and pay attention to you and all of your needs.
Text: You awake???
Reply: No didn’t you know I text in my sleep
Text back: Oh…text me when you’re awake…
5 minutes later…
Text: Are you awake yet?
He was happily married – but his wife wasn’t.
– Victor Borge
Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
– Ashleigh Brilliant
Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.
Before talking please connect the tongue to the brain.
Shut up, will you?” “Oh, I’m sorry, Your Highness, should I go get you your coffee and tea now?
You: “Why are you here?”
Me: “Well… Heaven didn’t want me,
And hells afraid I’ll take over.”
Should I bring ladder so you can step out of my business?
You: Where Are You Going?
Me: Somewhere You’re Not..
I’m impressed, I’ve never met such a small mind inside such a big head before.
Sarcasm is just another free service I offer. No refunds.
Don’t argue with fools, cos people from a distance can’t tell which one is you.
Teacher asked why are you late?
Student: Because I didn’t come in early.
If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
Think I am sarcastic?
Watch me pretend to care!