Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 7

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Person 1: Why are you so fat?
Person 2: I’m not fat. I am skinny, it’s just that because of all the fat you can’t see it.

Submitted by: DING DONG
17

Sarcasm kindles joy in us, releases frustration in a comic way.

Submitted by: faheema
15

There’s a fine like between being tanned, and looking like you rolled in Doritos.

Submitted by: MCMLXXXVII
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Person 1: What time is it?
Person 2: Do I look like a clock to you?

Submitted by: kelly
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John: Do you know there are 24 hours in a day?
Elvine: Really!!! You have a gift John.
John: Thanks
Elvine: A gift for stating the obvious.

Submitted by: dotun
24

Sarcasm is my mother tongue.

Submitted by: manggin misao
21

I need you like a fish need a rain coat.

Submitted by: QUINNAE CAVER
37

Here you go!! It’s a bowl of sarcasm!!

Submitted by: SarcasticAdri
34

Person 1: Please don’t tell me that …
Person 2: Okay, I won’t tell you that …

Submitted by: Nadia
13

I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it again.
I never repeat myself.

Submitted by: Sir Custac
21

Sarcasm, Just another service I offer. What do you offer? stupidity?

Submitted by: roisy
41

Languages I speak
English
Hindi
And
FLUENT Sarcasm

Submitted by: Cameron
30

I trip and knock over a book shelf.
Random person: “Smooth.”
Me: “Thank you, I try.”

Submitted by: yasmen
17

I was stopped by a policeman and his over excited sniffer dog the other day, my dog says you are on drugs, he said…
I said, I’m not the one with a talking dog mate.

Submitted by: Sir Custac
25

Text: You awake???
Reply: No didn’t you know I text in my sleep
Text back: Oh…text me when you’re awake…
5 minutes later…
Text: Are you awake yet?

Submitted by: Didget
17

You’re right, violence is not the solution; it’s just part of the equation.

Submitted by: bob
16

About once a year somebody will ask me “Where is the ice?”
I reply “Check the oven”.

Submitted by: reddevil109
17

Sarcasm is just another free service I offer. No refunds.

Submitted by: Brighton
26

So it seems a certain person believes that I have a problem with sarcasm. Well thank you Captain Obvious for that startling revelation!

Submitted by: Sydnayyy
37

If Barbie had brains she could drive, ride horses, swim, walk and talk, remind me what can you do again.

Submitted by: emma
45

Do you know sarcasm?
– I speak fluently in sarcasm.

Submitted by: Nina
19

The movie was awesome!! My favorite part was when it ended.

Submitted by: Sairah
34

What? I don’t speak idiot!

Submitted by: ashley p
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Person 1: Where are you going?
Person 2: Oh, I’m sorry, I thought stupidity was contagious.
Person 1: You’re right. I probably should go before I get it from you.

Submitted by: Sunshine
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There are two things in life that are infinite:
Human stupidity and and it’s defense- >sarcasm.

Submitted by: mommagunnaknockuOut

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