Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 7
Women… Did you fall there Mister…
Me… Na I was trying to break a bar of toffee in my back pocket.
Sarcasm (n.) – the ability to insult idiots without them realizing it…!
Person 1: Wow, I can’t play guitar as good as you do.
Person 2: Really?
Person 1: Yes, no matter how hard I try, I always play it better than you.
Teacher asked why are you late?
Student: Because I didn’t come in early.
Person 1: I’m not in the mood to hear gibberish .
Person 2 : Oh… I am ! What were you going to say ?
Person 1: You look great !
Person 2: Sorry ! I can’t say the same about you.
Person 1: Just do like me … Lie !
Inside the fitting room:
Me: Hey Miss, it doesn’t fit me, do you have a larger size of this shirt?
Sales Lady: Is it for you Sir?
Me: No, its for the other guy on that room, I am wondering why I am fitting this one, can you get a larger size for him?
Person 1: You are so cool!
Person 2: Thank you! You’re not so hot yourself.
You’re only jealous cos the voices don’t talk to you.
I can’t help you but I really care about you.
Oh, I’m so sorry! You’re confusing me with someone who cares!
Girl: Are you mad?
Me: No. Are you?
I’m not really good at giving advice, could I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
So did you choose today to humiliate yourself in public?
Question: Do you know who I am????
Answer: No, Why? Have you forgotten?
It’s your lie…tell it however you want!
Since you’re so great, I might as well ask for advice.
See this hand?
It’s going to descend in an arc that will, in the process, have contact with your face. Just warning you.
Never judge a book by its cover but always by it’s price tag.
If you want to throw your attitude I will be waiting with a baseball bat.
At times the way you choose to ignore me, I feel God is still with me.
3 A.M. Phone call… Hey are you asleep?… No I’m sky diving!
Aha… And I care how?
I don’t know what you’re problem is. . . But I’m pretty sure it’s hard to pronounce.
Awww!!! That is so cute… Do you really think I care?
Why are you late? The teacher asked…
I guess its because I didn’t make it in time…replied the student
Should I bring ladder so you can step out of my business?
Nice shoes, how long did the doctor say you had to were them?
Sarcasm is the secret language that everyone uses when they want to say something mean to your face.
Shut your mouth when you’re talking to me.
Girl 1: Do you like my new dress?
Girl 2: Yeah, I like it… Are you wearing it for Halloween? :)
Sales Clerk: Sir are you going to buy that?
Person: No, I’m just shop lifting it all the way to the cash register…