Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 7
You’re unique just like everyone else!
Person 1 : Watch my stuff.
Me : Why? Is it going to do a trick.
oh no … Keep talking … I always YAWN when I’m interested…:)
See this hand?
It’s going to descend in an arc that will, in the process, have contact with your face. Just warning you.
Are you always this retarded or are you making a special effort today?
Find your patience before I lose mine.
I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.
Sitting in the cinema
Person1: Oh My God! Did you just see that?
Person2: Nahh, I paid $12 just to stare at the freakin roof. “?”
You always do me a favor, when you shut up!
I’m definitely a morning person but often choose to sleep straight through it.