Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings
See this hand?
It’s going to descend in an arc that will, in the process, have contact with your face. Just warning you.
I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.
You’re unique just like everyone else!
oh no … Keep talking … I always YAWN when I’m interested…:)
Person 1 : Watch my stuff.
Me : Why? Is it going to do a trick.
Are you always this retarded or are you making a special effort today?
Find your patience before I lose mine.
Sitting in the cinema
Person1: Oh My God! Did you just see that?
Person2: Nahh, I paid $12 just to stare at the freakin roof. “?”
I’m definitely a morning person but often choose to sleep straight through it.
You always do me a favor, when you shut up!