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Shut your mouth when you’re talking to me.

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I ain’t sleeping. I am just looking into my eyelids.

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Cashier: Hi can I help you?
Me: No I just stood in line for 10 minutes to say hi.

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I’m not sarcastic, I’m brutally honest =).

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I was stopped by a policeman and his over excited sniffer dog the other day, my dog says you are on drugs, he said…
I said, I’m not the one with a talking dog mate.

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No, you don’t have to repeat yourself, … I was ignoring you the first time.

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Of course I talk like an idiot. How else could you understand me?

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I asked God to punish me, next day I met you.

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I love parents’ way of saying you have got a point “Don’t talk back at me!!”

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Some say the grass isn’t always greener on the other side…I say…. Depends on where you live.

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I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it again.
I never repeat myself.

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Person 1: Are you sleeping?
Person 2: Oh yes, I’m always having conversations in my sleep…

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Your head is just there to keep your ears apart.

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Oh… Sorry… Did you mistake me for someone who cares?

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Oh, I’m sorry. Were you under the impression that I value your opinion?

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My Brother: Since when is silence smart?
Me: Since you started talking…

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Sarcasm (because punching people in the face is illegal) <3.

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Why are you late? The teacher asked…
I guess its because I didn’t make it in time…replied the student

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So did you choose today to humiliate yourself in public?

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Never judge a book by its cover but always by it’s price tag.
If you want to throw your attitude I will be waiting with a baseball bat.
At times the way you choose to ignore me, I feel God is still with me.

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