Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings
Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, and the highest form of intelligence.
I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it again.
I never repeat myself.
I ain’t sleeping. I am just looking into my eyelids.
I was stopped by a policeman and his over excited sniffer dog the other day, my dog says you are on drugs, he said…
I said, I’m not the one with a talking dog mate.
No, you don’t have to repeat yourself, … I was ignoring you the first time.
Person: Go to hell!
Me: I must already be in Hell since you’re still standing here.
Person 1: Are you sleeping?
Person 2: Oh yes, I’m always having conversations in my sleep…
There is a fine line between fashion and circus. So where’s the tent?
I’m not sarcastic, I’m brutally honest =).
Tact is for people not witty enough to be sarcastic.
Cashier: Hi can I help you?
Me: No I just stood in line for 10 minutes to say hi.
Oh… Sorry… Did you mistake me for someone who cares?
I’m not listening, but keep talking. I enjoy the way your voice makes my ears bleed.
Never judge a book by its cover but always by it’s price tag.
If you want to throw your attitude I will be waiting with a baseball bat.
At times the way you choose to ignore me, I feel God is still with me.
My Brother: Since when is silence smart?
Me: Since you started talking…
So did you choose today to humiliate yourself in public?
You: Are you sleeping?
Me: I’m not sleeping, I’m just trying to suffocate this bug in my eye… It might take a while.
I love parents’ way of saying you have got a point “Don’t talk back at me!!”
Sarcasm (because punching people in the face is illegal) <3.
You: “what are you wearing to the halloween party?”
Me: ” I don’t know.”
You: “We should go as each other!”
Me: “Fine with me . . . At least I’ll win the scariest costume award.”