Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings
This is my cup of care… _/ … Oh! Would you look at that, it’s empty!
I’m sorry I was talking, while you were interrupting me.
Should I bring ladder so you can step out of my business?
No, I’m not ignoring you…I just lost interest in what you were about to say.
I feel like we’re apart when we’re in the same room! But If you keep talking, you’ll ruin the illusion.
Text: You awake???
Reply: No didn’t you know I text in my sleep
Text back: Oh…text me when you’re awake…
5 minutes later…
Text: Are you awake yet?
Time flies when I’m with you… Well, it’s because I zone out mostly.
Looks are only skin deep but ugly goes right to the bone.
There is a strong need for a sarcasm font.
I’m not good at giving advice…how about sarcasm?
Text : Hey, you up??!!
Text response: Nope, just fell asleep an hour ago. . .
It’s not that they’re ugly. It’s just that everybody else is better looking.
I became so religious so that I could pray for you to burn in hell.
How can I miss you if you won’t go away?
You: Go to hell.
Me: I go on vacations there.
3 A.M. Phone call… Hey are you asleep?… No I’m sky diving!
Oh yeah, the louder you yell, the more right you are.
Turn off the lights…you look better that way.
Mom: Have you picked out what you’re wearing to school tomorrow?
Mom: What is it?
Do I know Sarcasm? Why yes he’s my best friend…
Before talking please connect the tongue to the brain.
Nice shoes, how long did the doctor say you had to were them?
There’s a fine like between being tanned, and looking like you rolled in Doritos.
A: I hate ugly things.
B: So I’m sure that you hate mirrors.
Police pulls over a speeding car:
Cop: Mam, do you know why am I standing here?
Driver: Cause you got all D’s in high school?
Tell me what gave you the impression that I actually care, so I can avoid it next time.