Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings

This is my cup of care… _/ … Oh! Would you look at that, it’s empty!

Submitted by: Lexi-Lou

I’m sorry I was talking, while you were interrupting me.

Submitted by: dmitch

Should I bring ladder so you can step out of my business?

Submitted by: Elia

No, I’m not ignoring you…I just lost interest in what you were about to say.

Submitted by: Mass Of Thumbs

I feel like we’re apart when we’re in the same room! But If you keep talking, you’ll ruin the illusion.

Submitted by: Mass Of Thumbs

Text: You awake???
Reply: No didn’t you know I text in my sleep
Text back: Oh…text me when you’re awake…
5 minutes later…
Text: Are you awake yet?

Submitted by: Didget

Time flies when I’m with you… Well, it’s because I zone out mostly.

Submitted by: Mass Of Thumbs

Looks are only skin deep but ugly goes right to the bone.

Submitted by: Danielle

There is a strong need for a sarcasm font.

Submitted by: nnaeel

I’m not good at giving advice…how about sarcasm?

Submitted by: stop_bing_me
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Text : Hey, you up??!!
Text response: Nope, just fell asleep an hour ago. . .

Submitted by: OMGOSH ITS ME!

It’s not that they’re ugly. It’s just that everybody else is better looking.

Submitted by: David S

I became so religious so that I could pray for you to burn in hell.

Submitted by: Vuyie

How can I miss you if you won’t go away?

Submitted by: prplraines

You: Go to hell.
Me: I go on vacations there.

Submitted by: Vuyie

3 A.M. Phone call… Hey are you asleep?… No I’m sky diving!

Submitted by: Dannie

Oh yeah, the louder you yell, the more right you are.
Turn off the lights…you look better that way.

Submitted by: Ishamael

Mom: Have you picked out what you’re wearing to school tomorrow?
Me: Yeah.
Mom: What is it?
Me: Clothes!

Submitted by: Ylime Eyaf Steehs

Do I know Sarcasm? Why yes he’s my best friend…

Submitted by: 'Lil miss giggle

Before talking please connect the tongue to the brain.

Submitted by: eeinjhel
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Nice shoes, how long did the doctor say you had to were them?

Submitted by: Jim

There’s a fine like between being tanned, and looking like you rolled in Doritos.

Submitted by: MCMLXXXVII

A: I hate ugly things.
B: So I’m sure that you hate mirrors.

Submitted by: Roojole

Police pulls over a speeding car:
Cop: Mam, do you know why am I standing here?
Driver: Cause you got all D’s in high school?

Submitted by: Peter

Tell me what gave you the impression that I actually care, so I can avoid it next time.

Submitted by: N413z

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