Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 7

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You: OMG did you just fall.?
Me: No the ground just came up and smacked me in my face.!

Submitted by: FranklyiDontCare

Person 1 : Watch my stuff.
Me : Why? Is it going to do a trick.

Submitted by: somma

See this hand?
It’s going to descend in an arc that will, in the process, have contact with your face. Just warning you.

Submitted by: Phuong

oh no … Keep talking … I always YAWN when I’m interested…:)

Submitted by: Hrishi

Are you always this retarded or are you making a special effort today?

Submitted by: magda

Find your patience before I lose mine.

Submitted by: OOPSI

I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.

Submitted by: Sir Custac Cant

Sitting in the cinema
Person1: Oh My God! Did you just see that?
Person2: Nahh, I paid $12 just to stare at the freakin roof. “?”

Submitted by: Kurisutii

I’m definitely a morning person but often choose to sleep straight through it.

Submitted by: steve

You always do me a favor, when you shut up!

Submitted by: Nana

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