Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 7

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Yes I missed you, but if you come closer my aim is about to get better.
OMG, Did you feel that.. I think the world just revolved around me.. I guess you were wrong.

Submitted by: Laulaus

How can I miss you if you won’t go away?

Submitted by: prplraines

You’re so cheap.
Yeah! & still you can’t afford me!

Submitted by: Vipul

If I had a dollar for every smart thing you said…wait no, then I’d be in debt!

Submitted by: SarcasticSarcasm=Me

You: I don’t understand this.
Me: Do you want me to bring a ladder?
You: A ladder for what?
Me: So you can step up to my intelligence level.

Submitted by: Jared

DAD… What do you want to be when you grow up?
KID… An adult.

Submitted by: Amba Marie

Guy: Hey don’t worry I can play dumb
Woman: Play dumb? You could manage the team!

Submitted by: Nigel Stone

Person1- “Dude, you have a serious problem with sarcasm!!!”
Person2- “NO I DON’T… We talk every day!”

Submitted by: nelson

Of course I’m NOT being sarcastic!

Submitted by: Boojan_0009

It’s always the last place you look for it… Of course it is! Why would you keep looking if you found it?
I’m not so good at advice; may I interest you in a sarcastic reply?

Submitted by: imaqt

Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to lie to myself and try to like you?

Submitted by: jjsnage

Being hated and ignored by many, makes my life a lot more easier to handle.

Submitted by: Sigmund

No you’re not ugly.. It’s just that you’re face is few centuries out of fashion.

Submitted by: roya

You: Go to hell!
Me: See you there (:
You: God. You’re so stupid!
Me: I learned from the best.

Submitted by: Terethatsslifebro

Okay…Tell me and I’ll pretend to care.

Submitted by: ikromi

I let you know when I start to care….Check back in about five years.

Submitted by: apatheticinatl77

Cashier: Hi can I help you?
Me: No I just stood in line for 10 minutes to say hi.

Submitted by: jekah

Her face makes me wanna learning boxing.

Submitted by: lena

1st Person: I totally hate you!!
2nd Person: And I totally care!!

Submitted by: marieaa ;)

You call this fat? I call this a 1 Pack!

Submitted by: Hunter

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