Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings

I don’t hate you. Its just my attitude has problems with your personality.

Submitted by: Bella

People say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit… And that comes from the people who don’t understand it.

Submitted by: morras

How do you manage to get such a large foot in such a small mouth?

Submitted by: Joseph Z

Oh, you deleted me on Facebook. Is that your final revenge? What’s next… You throw a fruit loop at the back of

my head and expect it to hurt?

Submitted by: Liz G

Sarcasm: The ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.

Submitted by: Liz G

Go to hell!
Okay, I will come to visit you

Submitted by: JustMyself

Time flies by when you’re insulting people.

Submitted by: Sergaveena Mammakova

Sending Postcards From A Plane Crash (Wish You Were Here).

Submitted by: sarcasm

– Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.
– Exactly! It’s the only form I’m capable of.

Submitted by: Anonymous

You can’t face the problem if the problem is your face.

Submitted by: nyanaya

You: Where Are You Going?
Me: Somewhere You’re Not..

Submitted by: Chris

Are you going to school tomorrow?
Nah, I’m riding my unicorn to Mars instead.

Submitted by: Jj

You must be really clever to act so stupid all the time.

Submitted by: Snailman

Man…you are so funny, but hey looks aren’t everything.

Submitted by: Mallory

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Well, when life gives me lemons, I sit in front of a McDonald’s and throw them at pedestrians.

Submitted by: ?LOL?

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