Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 7
Person 1: “Does this look like a face of concern?”
Person 2: “It will if I smashed it in.”
You- “oh find it funny do you?!”
Me- “hence the laughter”
Not many people can listen to you and survive. I should be getting an award.
Well, thank you. Coming from you, it means…absolutely nothing.
Be my guest and leave.
You’re not stupid; you’re just not that smart.
I’ll give you five seconds to find hell.
– Sweetie, I’m already there (:
It’s okay, my sarcasm fixes your stupidity.
And who told you you were intelligent?????
Police pulls over a speeding car:
Cop: Mam, do you know why am I standing here?
Driver: Cause you got all D’s in high school?
Awkward moment – When your sarcasm is so advanced it makes you look stupid.
I’m sorry. My fault. I forgot you were an idiot.