Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings
How do you manage to get such a large foot in such a small mouth?
Oh, you deleted me on Facebook. Is that your final revenge? What’s next… You throw a fruit loop at the back of
my head and expect it to hurt?
Sarcasm: The ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.
Go to hell!
Okay, I will come to visit you
Time flies by when you’re insulting people.
Sending Postcards From A Plane Crash (Wish You Were Here).
– Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.
– Exactly! It’s the only form I’m capable of.
You can’t face the problem if the problem is your face.
You: Where Are You Going?
Me: Somewhere You’re Not..
Are you going to school tomorrow?
Nah, I’m riding my unicorn to Mars instead.
You must be really clever to act so stupid all the time.
Man…you are so funny, but hey looks aren’t everything.
What do you do when life gives you lemons? Well, when life gives me lemons, I sit in front of a McDonald’s and throw them at pedestrians.
Look at my face and tell me if it looks like I care.
Last time I checked I didn’t ask for your opinion.